I'd be mad.
I would have entered the stall to urinate, as I cannot urinate in urinals, and now this man has intruded upon my urinary sanctuary, once again rendering me unable to relieve myself.
I agree. I wouldn't stop on it though, that's a bit much. I think I would stream some of my piss on it, like an angry little jet of hot piss right on the enemy head. That would teach em.
Wonder how the fuck he's positioned his body to keep his erect penis just inches above the ground. He's obviously not kneeling, that would put it 2 feet above the ground.
I would half suspect it's a dildo but I don't think they make them with foreskin.
These guys have the right idea. Cause as much harm to that penis as possible.
People should be punished for being too horny. Wanting anonymous gay sex in a bathroom is pure degeneracy. If you're that horny you don't deserve a dick, you deserve castration.
Aight how many of ya'll are gonna do some gay ass shit to that dick?
>remove my pants and gently lower my anus onto the cock
>he doesn't know what's gonna happen
>let him start fucking for a while to lower his guard
>tighten my anus so he can't move or escape from its vicelike grip
>clench my stomach and set off an avalanche of diarhea from deep within myself
>burning hot spicy diarhea
>it goes into his bladder, filling it with shit, and causes distension to his urethra and interal tubes
>release my anus and he stumbles off, not knowing what horror had just been done to him
>he pisses shit for the next three days and is rendered permenantly infertile from the shitstorm
im straight but thats a nice one.
id jack it off with one hand while jacking my own towards it, making sure i finish all over it and making sure none of the other dick's germs touch me anywhere but my one hand.
Excuse me sir, your penis is in my stall. Please remove it.
In all fairness, though, I'd warn him to put it away before I amputated.