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>go to bathroom
>see this

What do?
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succc
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>>25784872

yeah me too also
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>>25784861
choppy choppy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H21c_PgASHE
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snap it like a glowstkck
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>>25784861
Stomp it into the ground as hard as I can.
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Not even gay but that's a nice cock
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R I C K
I
C
K
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i'l suck that dick nigga...no homo though
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>>25784861
I'd jack UT off if he would return the favor, I have raging homolust
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>>25784861
Piss on it
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>tfw women would never service a glory hole
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I'd be mad.
I would have entered the stall to urinate, as I cannot urinate in urinals, and now this man has intruded upon my urinary sanctuary, once again rendering me unable to relieve myself.
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>>25784861
shit on it and run out of the bathroom
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>>25784861
yuck. circumcise that piece of shit
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Anthony Bennett
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>>25785027
I agree. I wouldn't stop on it though, that's a bit much. I think I would stream some of my piss on it, like an angry little jet of hot piss right on the enemy head. That would teach em.
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Patpatpat
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Whip out my dick
Frot
cum
"t-thanks"
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Carress it, make him feel good, the whip my dick out and rub it against his
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I would pee on his dick. Getting hard thinking about desu.
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ask if he has a condom
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Stab stab stab!!
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leave apple store
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>23 posts
>2 users
other guy, you're a big faggot leave my board
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piss on it, leave
>>25785695
23 users, 2 images
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be a fucking man and suck his fucking dick (no homo bro)
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>>25785619
apple stores don't have a public restroom retard

why are android fans so stupid?
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Step on it. It'd be funny.
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>>25785695
Your new is showing bruh
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>>25784861
Realistically, I'd scream and kick or stomp it, as a reflex
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>>25784861

I think I'd just laugh and be like "Dude why"
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>>25785769
"aren't you gay dude? you look gay. just suck my dick bro"
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Wonder how the fuck he's positioned his body to keep his erect penis just inches above the ground. He's obviously not kneeling, that would put it 2 feet above the ground.

I would half suspect it's a dildo but I don't think they make them with foreskin.
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take out my knife and jam the blade into the uritrea
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>>25784903
>>25784914
>>25784948
>>25785592
These guys have the right idea. Cause as much harm to that penis as possible.

People should be punished for being too horny. Wanting anonymous gay sex in a bathroom is pure degeneracy. If you're that horny you don't deserve a dick, you deserve castration.
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>>25785819
He obviously is kneeling.
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>>25784861

"hey dude the urinals are over there hahah"
we all make mistakes, we're only human.
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>>25784861
kick as hard as i can with steel toe boot
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Stick a needle down his urethra
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>no in this fucking thread has posted this.

I'm disappointed in you /r9k/.
Take a giant shit on it.
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>>25785846
>he's never had his dick sucked thru a gloryhole.

Youre fucking missing out.
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>>25786185
Enjoy your syphillis and herpes bro.
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>Go next stall, do same.
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>>25786200
Have neither.
But good luck believing in the "all gay sex= STDs" meme
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>>25786181
Read the thread you dumbass.
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I'd pull out my phone and start recording a snap chat story. Then I'd kick it as hard as I could.
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>>25786219
Well I assumed you did this through craigslist or grindr which is essentially STD central.
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>fold tiny origami hat
>place it on penis
>ready my knife in case of attack
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>>25785619
Classic post
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>>25784861
Stroke it. :3
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Mummify it with the toilet paper.
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>>25784861
Suck it and make it cum like a good boy.
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>>25785800
Ill do it after he told me that, why am i such a huge gay slut.
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>tfw wishing this would happen to me one day
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>>25787885
>tfw I have this feels too
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>>25784861
>Remove tank cover
>drop it a swiftly scoop a.piece and slash dick
>run for your life
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Stomp on it as hard as I can.
Every person should have the right to shit and piss in peace.
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Aight how many of ya'll are gonna do some gay ass shit to that dick?
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>>25787957
Depends if it's a nice dick or not

I'd go far with a nice one desu.
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offer to go somewhere sanitary
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>remove my pants and gently lower my anus onto the cock
>he doesn't know what's gonna happen
>let him start fucking for a while to lower his guard
>suddenly
>tighten my anus so he can't move or escape from its vicelike grip
>clench my stomach and set off an avalanche of diarhea from deep within myself
>burning hot spicy diarhea
>it goes into his bladder, filling it with shit, and causes distension to his urethra and interal tubes
>release my anus and he stumbles off, not knowing what horror had just been done to him
>he pisses shit for the next three days and is rendered permenantly infertile from the shitstorm
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>tfw whenever in public restrooms have gay fantasies of rushing into a stall and whipping my dick out
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>>25784861
My freshman year at Mizzou the first time I went to the campus library I walked in on a man passionately deepthroating another man in a bathroom stall.
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im straight but thats a nice one.

id jack it off with one hand while jacking my own towards it, making sure i finish all over it and making sure none of the other dick's germs touch me anywhere but my one hand.
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stamp down on i as hard as i can and run
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>>25784861
I take a shit on it.
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>>25784861
spit then step
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>>25784861
Slash with my pocket knife
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Freak out and stomp on it thinking it's a snake.
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try to locate its owner
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>>25784861
Kick it and reeeeeeeeeeee coz his cock is twice mine
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>>25784861
Release nutrients
Cause mayhem
Return to den
Make thread
Drink Mtn Dew Code Red
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cautiously touch it and wrap my hand around it, then slowly rub it while transitioning down to put it in my mouth
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>>25784861
dab some capsaicin on the head
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>>25784861
Quietly zip and button my pants and undo the lock. And then kick it as hard as I can and run
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>>25785040
Shekelestein plz
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>>25784861
While I would love to get down and suck it, it's just too risk to do to a random dick.
I would give him a handjob and make it cum all over the floor though.
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>>25784861
take a video of me kicking it or pissing on it
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>>25786185
Have fun get your dick chopped off
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>>25784861
drop hydrochloric acid on this faggots dick
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Pass out from the stench of dick cheese.
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hang my fedora on it like all enlightened gentlemen do
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>>25784861
>what I want to do
Stamp on it.
>what i'd probably end up doing IRL
Ignore it and pretend that it never happened
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>>25784872
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
turn up
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take a picture of it
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Looks like tranny dick
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>>25784861
Excuse me sir, your penis is in my stall. Please remove it.
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>>25784861
hum WTF?
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>>25796245
Nice boots.
w2c?
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>>25784861
That looks exactly like my cock, so I would celebrate that my cloning experiment went well I guess.
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>>25796612
how would you celebrate anon?
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>>25796786
IDK why don't you tell me. Anyone wanna compliment that dick or something, since it's exactly the same as mine and I'm too shy to post myself?
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>>25796245
Better idea
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>>25795918
zozzle
"Next time, be more careful where you put your tallywacker."
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>>25796431
are you fucking joking? those boots are fucking gross dude
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Whip out my own and start a sword fight
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>>25784861
In all fairness, though, I'd warn him to put it away before I amputated.
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>>25784861
I'm not gay or anything-I like the pussy-but I have to admit, that's a beautiful penis.

Porn has so many cutfags. It's nice to see someone who's uncut for once.
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