how do I assert my dominance over Chad

It's hard but possible. You need to outsmart the Chad somehow. It depends on the context, you and the Chad.

>>25781971
put penis is boipucci

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>>25781971
This desu senpai

Originalroo commentorama

>>25781971
Don't go where Chad goes. Don't do what Chad does.

Then realize Chad is merely an idea, and ideas can be conquered by your own ration.

Or just beat him up xD :^) poopy

>>25781971
catfish chad and get his dick pics
threaten to sign him up to gay dating sites if he ever tries to fuck with you
this may or may not backfire

>>25781971
Kill him, it's the easiest way to do it.

>>25781971
Have a great job, interesting hobbies, be intelligent, and never respond to his quips at you. Just look at him like he's a faggot and scoff at him.

>>25781971
Most people don't respond well to confrontation. You don't have to be violent, just passive-aggressive or demanding. Most people are all talk and won't actually retaliate with violence because they're afraid of the consequences. It really depends on the person and situation tbqh. Give us the whole story faggot.

Don't fall for his intimidation tactics. That's about it. They don't know how to act when people are not scared of them.

>>25782363
Some of them don't. Some of them will just beat us up.

Drain his balls and lower his t levels

>>25782384
Then fight back. Even if you lose, fight the fuck back.

>>25781971
You don't. He's the dominant one.

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>>25781971
Launch a full scale invasion or insurgency against the country of Chad with the US/CIA's backing.

That'll teach those fucks to be black

Bumping for op tbqh

Don't really know. For me, I went through a traumatic experience that generally made me a lot less afraid of people. Some arrogant prick is about the lest scary thing I've seen in my life, so I will pretty much never back down from confrontation, whereas most other people will quite easily.

>>25781971
take steroids

>>25783158
What happened anon?

Original comment.

>>25783158
>tfw been through some traumatic experiences but still a beta cuck

>>25781971
If u defeat Chad, u become Chad

The beta vs the chad is an ancient conflict stretching back millenia. How we win is through tricks, turning society into a patriarchy, and in the distant past, rape.

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you know the answer to that

there is only one way a robot can defeat a chad and it involves the loss of both parties

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>>25781971
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>>25781971
Become the traplord. Then he know when he in yo trap, he better get lost or get buried.

>>25783179
I'm Chad and take steroids

What are you gonna do now bitch boy

>>25781971
Be as subversive as possible.

>>25781971
Violence, plain and simple

You gotta be borderline offensive in a joking manner. I said some things to a Chad last semester that probably should have got my ass kicked

>Chad shows me a pic of his gf from his phone
>"damn, I'd bend her like a pretzel"
>Stacy sitting at the table starts laughing

How do you stand up for yourself?

>>25784174
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

>>25781971

You have to befriend chad and let him dominate you. If you are trustworthy enough then you may be given access to chads many conquested roasties. You will become mini chad until you split off and become an alpha chad yourself. But you and chad become good friends and share a joint once in a while.

>>25784868
Does this really work?

>>25784936

Pretty much how groups work. Or be an alpha chad from the get go but youll be seen as a threat by alpha chads and it will not be beneficial in a chad environment. Make sure to befriend a friendly chad, a friendly chad is more likely to be friendly with turbo /sp/ chads with 9/10s. Friendly chad usually has many 4/7 qts so they are your best bet. Be of high value and approach with a strategy of friendship. You are in this for the long haul. Do not fight with chads they are too many and can outnumber you.

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>>25781971
Simply put, you don't.

Someone who's genetically superior to you will also usually be more socially dominant. There's a direct correlation between being naturally "alpha, confident, assertive, etc." and having good genes(aka: being good looking).

>>25781971
You have none.

>>25785173
Tfw you stayed a mini Chad till your chad best friend got married

>>25781971
Bust knee caps

>>25781971
Fins a chad and stab him in the balls. Chad is nothing without his precious testicles.

>>25785460
>There's a direct correlation between being naturally "alpha, confident, assertive, etc." and having good genes(aka: being good looking).
You sound like you're talking out of your ass. The guy in that picture plays football which might have something to do with his alpha status.