"I have a very unattractive looking vagina"
"I am not a virgin but that's not a problem, is it?"
>I've had a boyfriend.
>I'm so wet. ;)
>You look handsome.
>that's just my ex.
>hold on let me call the babysitter.
>I like short guys.
>Did you like the drink?
>I luvvv alcohol.
>Do you have a gf?
>How old are you?
>That's a nice outfit.
>Do you have a facebook?
>What's your number?
>Are you gay?
>Are you sure? I have a friend.
Why the fuck do my coworkers make me go with them?
I do like being a wingman though.
Something along the lines of
"all opinions are equal and you don't really have the right to criticize them"
It is at this point that I realize I am talking to a total idiot and nothing productive can come from continued conversation.
'My penis touches the water when I sit down, it is such a fucking pain, know what I mean?'
You are now guaranteed that the only guys still talking to you will lose interest when they find out you don't have a dick.
>"I really respect Margaret Thatcher and Hillary Clinton."
>>I like short guys.
why is this bad