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>someone knocks on the door
>instantly feel physically sick
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>Phone rings
>Not parents
>Can't bring myself to pick it up
Just text me damnit.
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>>25778232
Who the fuck calls you besides parents? Im jealous desu
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>>25777571
>stranger comes up to me and asks me a question
>maintains full eye contact while I answer
>begin speaking quickly and start to turn 3/4 of the way through the answer
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>>25778249
Brothers, occasionally my uncle.
I get probably one or two calls a month.
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>>25777571
>talk
>volume rapidly decreases at the end of a sentence
>"anon I couldn't hear the last part"
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>>25778281
this
why does everyone try to look into my eyes, I can't do eye contact
My body physically stops me
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>Someone comes into my room
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>have to place a take out order
>literally shaking even though I have my scripted replies ready
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>walking past someone on sidewalk
>one leg seems to bounce higher than the other
>breathing suddenly loud as fuck
>arms seem to flap around
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>>25778281
>person maintains full eye contact
>start looking around nervously at the walls/ceiling
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>>25778342
>tfw no door on room
Masturbation is kind of a weird thrill now, so there's that.
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>>25778321
>eye contact
There should be a compromise. If somebody demands eye contact, you are allowed to strangle them, just the slightest amount, while you acquiesce. Just anything to make them feel my discomfort with the situation, for fuck's sake.
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>someone greets me in public
>Turn to face them
>feel myself shaking as I rotate towards them
>They start to talk
>Passively give answers like "oh yea" "right? That's crazy" "Yea I saw that, good news huh?"
>Edge away from them as I give these answers turning my body away from them as much as possible
>"where are you headed off too?"
>"Ohhh nowhere in particular, bye!"
>Get away as fast as possible and don't go back to that store for at least a week.
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>>25778345
And when they say something you weren't expecting like
"Would you like a side of ranch?"
"No thanks you have blue cheese?"
"No we don't"
"I-I g-guess I'll t-take the ranch...."
>shaking intensifies
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Who here /doesn't swingarmswhenwalking/?
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>>25779254
Are you making a conscious effort to not do that?
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>tfw almost 22 years old
>never bought a lottery ticket
>everyone freaking out over powerball
>too nervous to go to the store and figure out how to get a ticket
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>>25779287
It's how I naturally walk. I sometimes try to swing my arms but it feels weird. I'm never sure if I'm swinging them too much or too little.
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>doorbell ring
>answer it
>someone starts talking to me in spanish
>parents never taught me spanish as a kid
>sit there with a blank stare
>eventually it becomes a game of charades between me and the other person
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>>25778345
>not ordering online
you dun goof'd anon
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