you guys know the drill! get in here and tell us what you're drinking and why you're drinking it
I'm switching it up this week, ditched my absolut and got this instead
and as per usual
ask a tipsy femanon anything
You dirty little skank you. Just had to announce your gender so all these boys can show you some attention... Sounds like somebody needs to get fucked tonight is that pretty accurate miss... femanon, is it?
>what you're drinking
Gin (Tanqueray 10) and orange juice
>why you're drinking it
Saturday morning here, taking the edge off the hangover from last night. Also it's easier to hide morning drinking this way, people assume its just orange juice.
WAIT TRIPLE DOUBLES NVM
someone got upset with me in an earlier thread for drinking absolut and not smirnoff so I told them I'd go with smirnoff instead
gin makes me sick. also lol treating a hangover with alcohol. I too have been tempted to do that but it would be awful in the long run. tell us about last night
I'm a beast up to when I can only focus through one eye and have to close the other. Then by that time my words are so slurred that I just sound retarded. But yeh. I'm Brett good.
>tell us about last night
Took the day off to go riding, started drinking beers once we got back in the early arvo.
Turned into a bit of a session, few more people came round once they finished work. Just sitting out the back drinking and grilling. About 6 of us.
Pretty uneventful, but still a good night. Summer heat + ~9 hours of sinking piss = hungover.
get a glass of water!
lol this is hilarious because I've lost one of my contacts so I can only focus through one eye and have to close the other in my daily life. but that's pretty impressive
that sounds so fun! are you australian
>tfw you try to party with normies
>tfw they're shitfaced off 8 beers
>tfw you've finished your case (24) of cheap garbage
>tfw they try to talk to you about your drinking even though they're hammered and driving and youre not making a fool of yourself and taking the bus
>tfw you just wanna leave to go get a 12 pack and drink it so you can maybe fall asleep
Being an alcoholic stops being so fun after the first few months guys.
I can't really stand anything but vodka bc everything else has too much flavour for me. as a result I am pretty much immune to vodka now it sucks and I need a whole lot to get buzzed
I think people pretend to be more shitfaced than they are around others. bring a case of non alcoholic beer to a party and give it to everyone and see how things play out
DON'T FUKIN DO IT ANON OR I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE DON'T DO IT
what kind of hellish job do you have that you need to work on saturday morning
the gr8 white north, so we're commonwealth pals
no you're not there is no possible good outcome from this just don't do it you'll thank me later
can or can't? i can't drink beer or mixed drinks I think they're revolting
Should I steal a bottle of wine from the basement?
>be me, 20
>haven't drank since September
>bad day today, really anxious and can't stop thinking about things I don't wanna think about
>not sure if parents will notice if it's gone but if they do things will be very bad
bacardi 151 on the rocks
honestly just started my NEET life, i cant find a job. i have no car. i sit home all day. havent showered in a week. fuck it all. im going to get shitfaced tonight
that's exactly what i'm drinking. or will be drinking. i usually prefer whiskey (i like canadian whiskies mostly) but i ran out and i got this now left because i'm too lazy to go to the store. and kahlua. i might have some straight vodka and make a white russian. in the opposite order.
i have some paperwork type stuff i need to catch up on and i'm going to let myself get as trashed as i want, play as much vidya as i want, jerk off as much as i want, and stay up as late as i want if i get it all done. gonna have a fun night. then tomorrow my normie friend is gonna bring his pc and we're gonna game for several days. while drinking.
Personal assistant. Job is chill, but once a month I need to work a full weekend. Shit sucks, but it's where I make most of my pay
At least next week I get a few days off, including the actual weekend.
I didn't do it by choice. Shit's been real out here.
If they notice it's gone there will be HELL TO PAY. There's only one down there but it's been there for years cuz my mom just stopped drinking wine.
I was drinking every single day before then.
i make my white russians with milk instead of cream. i like coffee quite a bit so they are a nice drink for me. i don't really have a lot of mixed drinks though. but i like trying them. screwdrivers are pretty good.
i teach college courses and i have a lot of start-of-semester type stuff i need to take care of that piles up. class starts on tuesday. i also need to work on my applications for schools to do a phd at
i like basically every drink ever and i often have like glasses of milk, tea, cider, beer, and whisky on my desk all at once drinking whatever i feel like
math. doing some sort-of genetics related research right now. but it's on the math stuff underlying what they do. i think i wanna do something related to the theory underlying networks eventually.
the alternative being, you hang out with yourself and grow as a person. I am also surrounded by shitty people but I don't go out of my way to interact with them. just read a book or something or paint idk
holy shit! I love math (engineering major compsci minor). so you're doing more bioinformatics-type research? I would've thought it would be more of a CS thing. network theory sounds really interesting!
european girl is bringing me alcoholic herbal tea; 70%+ alcohol content
i had no idea you were a nerd too so i was using simpler terms, but i'm going to concentrate in combinatorics for my phd likely, mostly with graph theory type stuff.
yeah, it's kinda like bioinformatics... sort of. basically we're doing work to describe a polytope that you can do linear programming on to rebuild genetic trees from genetic distance information. like to describe it's underlying facets and edges.
what kind of engineering are you in? i was originally going to go into chemical engineering since i had and still somewhat have a really huge obsession with chemicals and used to do a lot of chemistry in my basement. but i decided i wanted to go into math when i started reading some theory stuff. actually probability theory got me into it at first then i started reading other theory like set theory and algebra.
About to grab either a case of Yuengling, or a case of PBR, not sure which, yet.
Smoking doesn't do shit for hunger. Dipping, however, is something else. I've been tobacco free since November, but I could go a whole day of construction work with just a few pinches of dip and no food at all. Horrible for your gut, though, I have bad acid reflux.
Not that kind of assistant sadly lol. Work for a wheel-chair enabled guy.
Job is chill as hell though, basically just browse 4chins while he's on his computer, mostly just helping him get dressed, eat, and go to the bathroom.
Got a free gamecube from his parents that they were gonna toss out while cleaning their attic. Pretty sweet.
never use this word again in my presence it is vile
>combinatorics and graph theory
those happen to be my two least favourite topics in CS lol
we actually briefly studied genetics-related applications of graph theory in a few lectures because our prof was a bioinformatics prof. that research sounds so cool!
I'm in electrical engineering! math is my first love too, ever since I was a kid, like I did a million international math contests all throughout highschool etc. but I couldn't ever study it as an academic career path because I would just end up hating it. I took a discrete math course and fell in love with that, though, especially set theory and like how simple shit like the pigeonhole principe or inclusion-exclusion can solve so many seemingly complex problems. ugh I just love it so much thank god someone else understands
go get some water!
lol it's not an alcoholic thread
>chemistry in my basement
aka "I had a meth lab"
dipping grosses me out. I just know a lot of skinny girls who smoke and it helps them not eat. acid reflux is terrible :(
just pass on the drinking tonight maybe?
this is tragic
ohhh okay! that sounds like a really cool job. do you guys talk a lot? what's he like?
>Implying I don't type better than speak when drunk
Probably sucks to be someone who didn't grow up with a keyboard.
>just want to get drunk but not sick right away
>make mixed drinks out of whiskey
>think about the prices and opt to buy 8 dollar for half a gallon whiskey because I'm just mixing it
I'm firing liquid out of every orifice help
>what's he like
Like a fairly avergae teen theese days I would assume. Likes video games, but he also writes poetry, some of which is pretty good.
We talk a decent ammount, but of course, during the course of an entire day, there'll be a lot of silent moments lol.
i forgot that popular culture (not pop culture, nicknames are for friends and popular culture is not my friend) ruined the word.
also yeah that's kinda what happens. i'm slightly burnt out and i don't do much work in it on my own anymore unless i have to but i still sometimes spend 6 hours reading a bunch of different mathematical topics. doesn't help that i'm a kind of lazy person in general. but that's part of why i like math, you can make things that take a long time to compute take a lot less time to compute. shortcuts. i also did all kinds of competitions when i was younger. i got 1st place in our county middle school contest for all 3 years.
discrete math is cool, i agree. i spent a lot of time learning set theory, finite algebra (i think this counts as discrete math?) and combinatorics. like 6 courses worth. no one i know irl besides in my program appreciates math that much and doesn't understand how you can do research in it even after i explain. they are just like "what's 9 cubed?!?!"
I have a nice almond milk/vodka combination going kek
I've been thinking about trying MD out but I'd feel like a lowlife piece of shit even more if I bought some. Might get some anyway, I just want to get hammered and forget about my shit life tonight.
lol silly anon just get a drink of water and no alcohol
>half a gallon whiskey
this was a terrible idea. you're becoming dehydrated really quickly and prob also losing some blood sugar. try diluting some apple juice with water and take small sips out of that. orange juice is too acidic and will make you feel gross
I also would recommend soda crackers if you have those around
I was holding out for 777777 :(
he sounds like a cool kid! it's so hard to find poetry that isn't hella cringey
lol yes pop culture has co-opted and completely bastardized that word
yeah, CS/math/engineering/etc are for lazy people. I actually did a bit of premed in undergrad and fucking hated how much there was to memorize. in mathematics-heavy fields you can derive any formula from scratch if you forget
I'd say finite algebra is discrete math. all of my science friends are bio majors so I get "omg why do you even like math" or "you're doing engineering you must be so smart" all the time. it's just a preference imho, I couldn't do bio or history or something like that
this really is the dog's bollocks anon
but if that's true then why are you drinking it
I've never heard of that combo before! how is it
>I just want to get hammered and forget about my shit life tonight.
Dude, get MD . It'll do the trick if you're not trying to spend much. No one's judging here. Well... at least I'm not
actually it is. this is why you are a poorfag.
a 24 pack of PBR is $14. Each can is 12oz, and it is 4.74% ABV. so 24*12*.0474=13.536. this means that for $14 you get 13.536oz of alcohol. or $1.04 per ounce.
a fifth of UV vodka is $10 and is 40% alcohol. a fifth is .75 liters which is 25.36 ounces. so you get 25.36*.4=10.144 ounces of alcohol for $10. or $0.99 per ounce. and that's UV vodka. you could go even cheaper and get dilluted calliber or popov vodka or something and probably drop it to like $0.87 per ounce or something.
so in short, cheap liquor is cheaper and faster to get drunk on than cheap beer.
captain morgan white + vanilla coke
the reason im drinking is because she is doing something fun and exciting and doesnt include me, the recipe for a great night
memorization is disgusting. i'm really, really good at it but i think subjects where all you do is memorize are dumb. we invented books to memorize things for us. a long time ago. i can like take language classes without studying at all and get A's in them just because all of the stuff we learn never slips my memory. but i think it is silly and i prefer stuff like math and cs
yeah man. jameson is like a treat. unless you are loaded. my go to drink is black velvet whiskey. i pick up other cheap whiskies to try here and there but it's been my favorite so far. it is only a couple bucks more than UV but it tastes a lot better.
this desu pham
Minimize the shit that isn't alcohol vs. taste and price. Drinking 10 beers to get drunk is inefficient
also you feel a good liquor buzz come on so much faster as oposed to beer.
I'm really sorry but this is the gayest sounding drink I have ever heard of in my life
box wine, so classy. I can't stand wine at all lol. why did you choose that in particular
HELL YEAH bringing some math in this bitch
ooh what's that?
who is "she"?
I am too lazy and incapable of focusing to memorize anything
this and also beer makes you fat
Damn, I mean I usually mix. and never drank straight Vodka so I don't know if you'd be good with just one. Depending on what you get the ABV will be between between 13% and 20%. In college I used to get fucked up on drinking two and joining the 40/40 club. But you know you anon. Hope that helps
30, depressed for 15 years are a suicide attempt. Fired from nearly every job post-college. Living with dad at cabin. He's two years past divorce from my mom (35 years).
Working up the courage