>get a stack of bills >set them aside for a week >start

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>>25774738
>You can go to prison for forgetting to fill out a form

Jesus Christ

>Well well, looks like my life is going to take a sharp turn
For some reason this made me kek. Enjoy your daily free anal sex OP

>>25774738
Maybe it's just me but jury duty sounds fun

you get to send some nignog to jail

>>25774738

If you turn it in, they won't care that it was late. They only fine people that ignore it completely, because those people are guaranteed to not show up to contest the fee in court.

>>25774738
>call court house
>racist rant about niggers always commit crimes
>say you would never agree a white should go to prison

I did this twice and got excused both times

>>25776225
I've done this 3 times and I'm black.
Also gave a nice rant about the Jews

>>25776225
>>25777626
if you're a jewish wagecuck then say you know the accused

Can you get out of Jury Duty if you're a robot? Like when they check on you to see if you're good for Jury Duty, will they just see that you have autism and will be a terrible juror and so you don't have to do it?

>>25774738
>getting called for jury duty
That's what you get for being a normalfag fuckface. They get your info when you do shit like taxes, voting, or getting a driver's license. Robots never get called for jury duty.

I think the next time I get jury summons, I really will dress the part, not shave, fake glasses, stutter, feign autism.

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>got jury summons
>show up to jury duty
>defendant is negro on trial for violent crime

exactlywhatiexpected

>>25777938
>feign autism
>feign