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who /smalldick/ here

as in below 5 inches

share the feels
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Luckily I have a perfectly average 10 incher.
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>>25772570
Only 10 inches? Everyone should know by now that average is 15 inches, dicklet!
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>>25772641
Hi, i am the average r9k user, i have a thick 10 inch penis and i make over 90,000 usd a year in neetbux
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>>25772405
5 inches is micro territory, friendo. I have a 6.5 incher and I'm considered borderline micro by 95% of women.
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>>25772718
this guy is actually trying, that means something I guess

anyway for a woman to have seen your dick makes you a normie so leave please
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>>25772718
>I have a 6.5 incher and I'm considered borderline micro by 95% of women.
why do you say this stuff

you're going to give people a complex

it's like when 5'10" people make "manlet threads"
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>>25772680
I-IT's TRUE

originalru commento
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I'm not worried about women laughing when they see I'm 4.5in. I'm worried about not being able to satisfy a lady friend before she gets bored and leaves or worse. Even then, not the biggest deal in the world, but I'm so sure she'll tell her friends about be. Whether she's subtle about telling them or not, her friends will know what a pathetic man I am.
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>>25772765
Some people actually gain some kind of enjoyment on trolling. Not even sarcasm, just unfunny trolling.
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>>25772833
doesnt that turn you on?
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>>25772833
Don't worry about it man. It's not micro-territory. A non-slut likely won't care and probably won't even realise it's a little below average.

Focus on improving yourself in other areas. Just don't go for slutty/bitchy girls.
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>>25772973
It turns me on when it's another guy they're leaving for my monster schlong. But that will only ever be a fantasy :(
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What's the consensus on the minimum length/girth to actually be in the realm of average and satisfy women?
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>>25773222
About 5.5 in length and 4.7 in girth.
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>>25773176
Thanks bro, that's all do. I feel much better when I focus on improving myself. Ironically I improve the most when I'm in a negative, self deprecative mindset. The worse I feel the harder I work, the better I feel. Negative feedback loop?
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>>25773245
>tfw 6'5 length but only 4.5 girth
So close.
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>>25773289
Great stuff. Keep it up, my man. As long as you're happy, nobody else's opinions on you matter. Reality is a mirror of your beliefs and ultimately your emotions.
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>>25772405
Tfw 3.5 inch shlong
At least I can spend all that time I'm not spending with women doing something more lucrative or personally satisfying.
It's almost comforting knowing that I can only satisfy a 2 foot tall gnome.
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>>25772743
>women can't see it through the pants

dicklet detected.
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Why are you guys feeling bad about the size of your dicks?
It's not like you would get to use it any way.
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>>25773305
Congrats you're gonna poke the qt too deep and at the same time never giver the sensation of being filled.
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>>25772718
Do you live in Kenya?
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>>25773426
t. Alberto Hungosa
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>>25772405
>flat out told by a girl that my dick was too small and it wouldn't feel good

That hurt. We did eventually fuck, but I can't comment on how good it ended up feeling for her because I have yet to last longer than 30 seconds.

JUST
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>>25772765
5'10'' isn't very tall though, average at best
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>tfw 3 inch erect dick
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>>25773752
I wish I didn't know this feel the way that I do
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>>25773844
>>25773752
>I know that original comment too well.
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>>25772405
Here's a dumb question, but when you push down on the skin that is at the base of your dick and you gain like 0.5 inches, is that actual length buried under fat? If that is indeed the case, I'd have a shot at being 6 inches flat if I lost some god damned weight. Pls respond
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>>25772405
>8.5 inches, but...
>tfw early onset erectile dysfunction
>tfw 25 years old
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Less than 5 here. Got two killer blowies last night. Feels good.
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>>25774465
Answer this someone, I actually might get into shape if this is the case
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Pretty sure I'm exactly 5". I'm more worried about being able to fuck like I know what I'm doing. I'm not entirely sure I can do the same moves they do in porn. How the fuck do they thrust so deep over and over again so quickly? I feel like I'd only be able to do one full thrust per second at best. And I'm pretty sure this isn't a case of porn giving me unreal expectations. I'm just no good at sex, partly because I've never had it before.
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>>25772405

tfw only 5.5 around
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What can I do about girth? I'm completely average when it comes to length, but my dick is a bit skinnier than I'd like it to be. Do erectile dysfunction drugs help? I can get it up just fine so maybe it would function more as a supplement. Does this have any bearing in reality?
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>>25774465
I'm not morbidly obese or anything, but I'm pretty sure I could get an extra cm out of my dick if I got down to an ideal body fat percentage. If you're fatter than me maybe there's even more room for improvement.
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>>25774633
girls feel the same anxieties re: porn. don't feel like nature messed up when it got round to you, it didn't
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>>25774716
I have a huge beer belly and fat neck, but that's about it. It's funny, when I was 16-17 and skinny, I remember feeling like my dick was huge. Now it just feels like wasted potential
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>>25774855
It did. I'm a 23yo virgin posting on /r9k/. Only reason I'm not hugless, kissless, friendless, or completely hopeless is because I acted on my anxieties by removing their causes. Its hard for me to accept that being bad at sex isn't a thing I should be anxious about because I'm almost always right when it comes to what needs fixing in my life.
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>>25774676
No failed normies around to help me out?
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>>25775006
Taking erectile dysfunction pills BEFORE YOU NEED THEM leads to your dick not working properly when you actually need them. Congrats on the length, sorry about the girth.
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>>25775070
Thanks, but save the congratulations until I bring a qt 3.14 to orgasm with my skinny, average length dick.
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>>25775205
Just move in a rotating fashion with your hips every time you thrust; helps build tone your ass, you'll be hitting her walls, and you might become a good dancer
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>>25775006
jelqing helps
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>>25775351
I heard it causes ED and reduced sensitivity. Although the latter wouldn't be a terrible thing. I can cum in 30 seconds if I'm horny enough,
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>>25775416
Don't be an idiot anon, jelqing is literally breaking your dick over time. I'm assuming that you're
>>25774676
>>25775006

and if that's the case, you're either underage or ignorant as fuck.
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>>25774669
dude im literally 4.5 so you can fuck off
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>>25775508
Of course I'm ignorant. That's why I'm asking questions. Also, I'm pretty sure I said I was against the idea.
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>>25775416
Anon I think the worry about reduced sensitivity isn't lasting longer it's more struggling to stay hard at all
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>>25775932
I don't need to constantly rub my dick to keep it up. If I'm aroused I'm aroused.
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my dick is only a little over 6inches, but since im a manlet and have good girth girls think its big. if your dick is below 5 inches that is definitely getting small so you are going to have to learn to eat pussy or something. i dont think a girl will actually laugh or reject you unless your dick is around 4 inches though.
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>>25776033
>4inches on a tall hungry skeleton
:(
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>not making up for it by having B I G balls
plebs
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5.7 here.

No girth however which makes it look micro.
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>>25776062
damn son. at least you are tall though? id give up an inch off my cock to be 6'2, im 5'8. i would probably not give up 2 inches to be any height though :/
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>>25772405
who is this girl

she looks just like my childhood oneitis
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So there's really no safe way to improve girth? That kinda sucks.
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>>25776095
look tumorous
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>one chance at life
>born a spic with a small, dark "permadirty" 5 incher with a mad case of the fordyce's

JUST
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>>25776162
>>25776162
"look tumorous"
What did he mean by this?
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6 inches but zero girth
Also a very noticeable upward curve
one nut hangs lower than the other
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>>25776186
you're disgusting as fuck putero
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4 inch pencil here. Somehow had a gf once for 5 months and can confirm if the girl is actually into you, size doesnt really matter. The first time was extremely embarrassing though.

She was also a total slut, 30 years old and just jumped from bf to bf so she has seen a lot of sizes and still didnt care.

Dont lose hope
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>tfw 13 cm needle dick
>tfw %100 sure that no girl will ever love me
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>>25776192
looks like it has popped earlier in life then healed itself.
Or the tubule connecting it to the prostate has become torn several times and regrown abnormally.
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>>25776218
I know.

(This is not an original comment)

>>25776255
She faked to lure you into being her betabux
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>>25774465
0.5" of pubic fat is perfectly reasonable on people with a healthy body fat level.
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>>25776322
Am skeleton
Same shit happens to me so its not about weight
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>>25776192
you have cancer b
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>>25776202
>one nut hangs lower than the other

Most people have this.
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A have a legit micro penis.
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I'm 4 inches when erect. One escort I fucked laughed when she saw it and said I had a big clit.
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>>25776566

How do you plan to have sex?
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>>25776585

iktf man, I still fucked her but felt like shit for days afterwards. Having a small dick and being short are the worst things that can happen to a man.
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>>25773417
lol since when is 6.5 deep? that's like barely average until you are an indian or some other malnourished shitskin with microdick
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>>25776677
I fucked a prostitute once, I might do it again.
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>>25776818

How did it go? Did you get it in? Did she use her mouth or hands instead?
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>>25776192
>>25776095
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varicocele
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>>25772405
>>25776153
PLEASE respond por favor
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>>25776117
6'4"

I'd be super embarassed to be naked next to a short guy with a big dick, the proportion makes it look even tinier.
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>>25776871
I fucked her right in the pussy, it gets 4 inches erect, I cried during sex.
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>>25776585
Worst hooker ever. How much did she charge?
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>>25776255
Great advice. Chad here with a 4.5 incher and have never had a problem. If a women likes you your dick size does not matter.
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>>25772833
Easily the most pathetic and tiny penis in this thread. Frankly, almost any girl will end up cheating on you in order to be truly satisfied. Sorry anon.
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>>25772405
>6,4 height

>6,1 dick

Kill me
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>>25777093
That feel when it will never be 10%.
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>>25775205
Most girls can't cum unless their clit is being stimulated as well.
It doesn't take a big schlong to make a chick cum, just find a position where you can rub her clit while pounding.
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>>25772405
4.8 inches hard with little girth
literally feelssuicidalman
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>>25776095
Gross man
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>4.5 inches
>4 inch girth
>Probably won't use it
>Spend my days not caring at all about it
>Jack off to hentai instead

Feels good brobots.
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>>25776566
it looks cold
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Question for dicklets: Are your hands and feet also small?
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>>25780662
Yeah... I'm about the same size.

pic related
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>>25772405

>TFW when 5" on the dot...
>TFW i was going to lose my virginity
>TFW then girl who saw my erect dick didn't even try to hide her amusement
>TFW she made the lamest fucking excuse she could think of ("OMG, i forgot I have to pick up my friend from work") and left, within 2 minutes of seeing my dick

>TFW still a virgin

G O D F U C K I N G D A M N I T
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>>25772405
I pretty much got a permanent confidence boost when I first had sex and the girl was complaining about my dick size.
>"ugh why do you have to be so big..is it in enough?"

Made me feel all warm and fuzzy. It's best when a girls eye's tear up from it.
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>>25773578
I'll never understand this. I have problems finishing and usually need to have some weird shit so I can actually finish. Last gf got upset when she couldn't make me cum from a blowjob so I just said make a pirate voice and I finished pretty soon after.
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>>25776566

>tfw someone sneaked into my home and took a picture of my dick

No but really, my dick looks exactly like this.
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I'm maybe 5 on a good day. For the most part I'm okay with it, but trying to sex a thicker girl can be irritating when her ass keeps me from gettin in further. Sometimes I just wonder if being more well endowed would actually make it more fun.
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4.5 with pencil tier girth here. I feel like it prevents me from trying to get into a woman's pants, or even pursue a relationship, since they would leave the bed unsatisfied and would make me feel like a failure. I can't flirt without thinking about how my dick is small, so I end up not being flirty with anyone even if it seems like they're into me. It's to the point where I would turn down free sex unless it's with someone that I am relatively close with and trust.
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Do women know that penises that look below average while flaccid can get a lot bigger?
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>tfw no premature ejaculating dicklet bf to cage and convert into a soft feminine trap
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TFW I have a big dick but fap to SPH
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>>25780806
I am
>5'6"
>4.5" penis
>short, thin fingers
>size 10 shoe

JUST
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I'd be ashamed too if I had a dick under 24 inches.
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>>25782246
I really hope so.

I'm 5", but when I'm flaccid it goes completely in me, like a dog.
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Femanon here, deeply disappointed in the lack of dick pics in this thread. At least give us something to look at.
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>>25776705
lol lil dick with a normal head
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>>25781976
How big is your dick exactly?
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>>25783758
I don't exactly know how to measure but it feels like I'm holding cucumber
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>>25772405

whats her girth?

is it bigger than mines senpais?
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>>25772405
>tfw my 6.5 looks small and boring to me
Genuinely feel bad for those who are smaller. If it's any consolation most girls really don't care about size though
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>>25780733
Why did this comment kill me?
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>tfw 6" penis
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>>25772405
6 inch penis fag here.....

I'm bigger than you... heh.
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1 inch flaccid. Around 3.5 inches erect.

I don't care about sex and have no relationships so it doesn't matter. Guess it's good it wasn't wasted on someone with ambition and a flowing life force.
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If i'm able to make someone gag with a boner is my dick big enough?
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>>25785500
the family dog doesn't count, try again
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>tfw 6.02 inches
>tfw /fat/ so it looks like 5 or 4 inches
>tfw autstic virgin
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>8.5 inches
>too beta to get a girl
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>>25772405
Four inches here. Luckily I'm too ugly and autistic to get to the point where a girl will see it and laugh in my face.
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>>25785751
Like having a nuke but no way to launch it.
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>>25776192
Hey, I remember those nuts
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>5'5 height
>5.5 dick
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>>25782482
Same as me but size 8 shoe. Pretty muscular/athletic though. I don't understand.
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>>25776095
>>25776192
>>25776913
I have this too and I did not know that's what it was. Time to go to the doctor.
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I don't think your size matter if you're gonna stay a virgin.
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>>25782345
>tfw youll have have someone do this to you
why even live
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>>25772405
6 7/8" length by 5" diameter

Dicklets fear me
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>>25788435
>first girl to ever see my dick says this
Am I gonna make it guys?
its six inches
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>>25788507
Six inches.... like... in total? Try measuring while hard, it makes a bit of a difference.
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Thus is my kind of thread, 4 inches reporting in.
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>>25783043
you're full of shit, I've been linked to those tiny dick threads on /soc/ and it's all just gay dudes and trannies that are interested, you can't fool me.
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>>25788435
>>25788507

7inch x 5inch

she actively told me i had a big dick, and would beg me to fuck her even in front of my friends
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>>25788770
REEEEEEE


3" 3/4 length
4" diameter

Bmi is 17.5 so I can't even blame being fat and having a buried penis.
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Okay i am khv and i need a real answer here, my dick is about 17-18cm, 6.5-6.7 and 5.5 in burgerscale, is that okay? Am i going to fill up a woman nicely or am i just gonna poke her, assuming she has already had other bfs? Also non-bone pressed numbers.
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>>25789006
If she is an 18yo virgin who's under 5 1/2 feet tall,you'll be fine.

Otherwise you'll probably hear a lot of sympathy moans" and faked orgasms
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>>25784511
>has somewhat above average penis size
>nah girls don't care about size though :^)
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>>25789028
well since i am already 26 and about 5'7 manlet i don't think such a girl will ever fuck me so time to kill myself, thanks for honesty
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>>25788980

i was fat back then. now im fit

just so you know

she did suck me off to completion, and swallowed instead. said i hit her in the tonsils AND made a good puddle in her mouth
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>>25789040
Don't give up, there are always unicorns to chase just don't get your hopes up.
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>>25789086
Nah no way a cute 18 year old would go for a 8 years older khv, that's insane, i am unattractive and poor.
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>>25789106
Check out trailer parks and weird religious places. Sometimes there are girls with daddy issues that haven't had anything bigger than daddy's finger since they were 10. Yeah they are fucked up and cry after sex, but it's still a good lay for a dicklet.
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>>25789176
I live in the balkans there are no such places here i think.
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>>25789197
Well I fucking tried to make you feel better. I quit.
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>>25773590
Its above the average male height worldwide, and above the average in the United States I think
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>>25789006
Lol you dumbass don't listen to this retard >>25789028

your penis is well above average he is probably just jealous.
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