>live in a rural area >mansion for sale >no one wants

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WHOOooooOOoooOOO I AM A GHOST XDDD

>>25771551
Niggah what are you even doing. At least tell me you're not black, they're the ones that always die first in horror films.

>>25771551
ay yo hook me up pham

gimmie some of dem pics yo

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>>25771640
I'm black on the inside I guess

Here's a google map screen cap of the house with 3 hands showing in the upstairs window

I hope they don't mind my friends coming over and smoking weed

>>25771551
>>no one wants to buy it because it's supposedly haunted and the price drops to 105k
That is fucking awesome, how did you even find that place?

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Inb4 OP gets cannibalized by the Notre Damn mommy

>>25771676
I can't even see them desu

I see 6 hand prints but I'm assuming you are not talking about that..

Circle them?

>>25771676
You've got some painting to do asap before that wood starts rotting m8

>>25771551
>>25771551
have fun w/ those heating and cooling bills and other maintenance. There was a reason it's so cheap.

>>25771759
Yep, and it's not ghosts. The houses were built for a different way of life and a different economic structure. They don't make a lot of sense in today's world.

If you really want to go for it,there are castles in Europe you can buy somewhat cheaply for exactly the same reason.

>>25771723
I think he meant 3 sets of hands meaning the 6 individual hands we see.

>>25771798
Please explain what's different between now and then was heat free back theb

>>25771798
>You, yes you, can buy a castle right now!
W-What? I want a castle and rescue fair maidens and fight dragons.
>ywn be a knight or have a enough money to buy a 2op4u castle

>>25771852
>its a spooky gh0st guise Dxxx

>>25771871
People weren't absolute pussies about warmth and coldness.
>OH MY GAWD it's exactly one temp above room temp, better turn on the air conditioning!

>>25771908
If the temperature of the room goes up one degree it's still room temperature, numbnuts. One degree above room temperature doesn't make sense.

>>25771908
I'm not like that at all in the summer all I need is a fan in the window usually except for the rooms where the sun is beating

In winter...well I have a vacation home for that

>>25771871
Back in the day the entire professional work force was white males. There was a wife and kids at home all the time, and cheaper domestic help. It would cost a lot of money to maintain some of those old mansions today.

>>25771978
Ohhh you don't understand how being rich is. That's cute.

I have crews already bidding to be my paint crew. With weather proof paint. Then when I'm on vacation in the south I'll advertise it everywhere and find some idiot from the south who wants a ghost mansion and sell it for 200k after I throw mad bro parties in it.

>>25772080

What kind of paint?

(I'm a professional)

>>25772080
My house costs roughly 15 times what you paid. But have fun with a huge inefficient house on shit-tier land.

>>25772229
Hillbilly rich.

>>25772229
>implying I don't have a condo in Miami
>implying I'm staying here permanently

>>25772386
If it was 105k, it's on shit land. Why would a wealthy person want a 2nd home on shit land?

>>25771551
If it's true, you don't know the forces you're dealing with.
Theyre coming for you,
If you had Jesus he could purify the place
But you're obviously an unbeliever
May God have mercy on your soul.

>>25771551
Tell us the story of the house
And what they say happens there.

>>25772455
to rent to some hicks?

>>25771978
Can confirm. Grew up in a house like this. 36 rooms. Nightmare. Constantly fighting entropy. 0 stars. Would not recommend.

>>25772455
Because it's near where I grew up and me and my friends can party and hang out there in complete seclusion. No cops or neighbors I can just have troves of cars coming and people doing blow and music and flashing lights all night.

>>25772514
LOL

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>don't believe in ghosts
>don't believe in dying

Yea that will protect you from the other world demons.

>>25772543
You want to rent a mansion to hicks? Have fun with that.

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>105k
>mansion
It's shit

>>25771551
>no one wants to buy it because it's supposedly haunted and the price drops to 105k

No fucking way. There has to be other bad things about it. Most likely needs maintenance work like no other.

You guys are all right I canceled the deal last minute

>Not converting it into a haunted house