>>25770969 Yes but only if she didn't mind me collecting her finger nails, measuring her every proportion, and collecting her hair when she gets it cut. Also must be cool with having tons of kids and is aware of she might be eaten.
>>25773200 Me too. I keep improving myself so that I can get out there and find a very sexy, very crazy girl (preferably smart) someday. The best part is I wouldn't have to worry about them leaving, and they will be used to people pulling away, when I tolerate it they will be ecstatic. Of course I have to be careful at creating the balance of tolerating it and helping them, and still being strong and not to be trampled on. Mix up the right mixture in the ol mental lab, then bam, perfect gf :3
I have a crazy gf. She's very unstable though and probably needs to be in a mental ward but she has a fear of those places, as well as doctors and hospitals and anything like that so I think it would make her condition worse. Most people think of crazy people as violent or scary but she's really kind and sweet and would never hurt anyone, except her step mother, she really doesn't like her. But to everyone ITT, psychotic episodes aren't something to take lightly. Watching someone you love be tormented by their mind is just an awful thing.
Depends on what you mean by "psychotic." I couldn't date a bitch that'd try to cut my throat all of the time or mumble to herself, but I would love a sociopath. I need someone with no morals, and who doesn't value human life.
>>25774360 'Psychotic' doesn't mean 'unstable'. It means literally believing things that are not true and being completely uncommunicative. Not 'you're fucking retarded'. Think approaching another person, stopping flatly, staring intently for a couple of seconds, and then doing something hostile, and ignoring *any* reaction, as if that person literally couldn't give less of a fuck about you (which they, during the episode, as a matter of fact don't). It is not your regular angry argument; it is a different thing altogether. People who misuse the word 'crazy' should educate themselves.
>>25774532 sometimes I think that too. I'm not ugly (afaik) but I feel like girls are really repulsed by my personality because of my blunt, sarcastic, and dark sense of humor, and my unwillingness to open up to people
>>25776028 I'm already taken my friend females are in high demand, even if they're broken and dangerous. life's a bitch, ain't it? if I weren't, I'd go through your contacts alright and demand that you drop all contact with those women and likely half of your male friends, too
Had crazy GF, went cuckoo on me. Would do it again. However, I want her to be OK mentally. Because she was my best friend and I want to be happy with her, and not have her suffer and have fun together again :(
>>25774691 What do you count as a dark sense of humor though? Plenty of people have that or like that, but some people count 'dark humor' as just stupid immature rape jokes and shit like 15 year old family guy fans would say
>>25771495 I wish I could tell your little sister that her pussy is haunted by demons, and that the only way for her exorcise the evil spirits is to let me put my penis inside of her because its been blessed by angels. I wish I could tell her that my cum has holy power that will banish evil spirits from her mind if she swallows it.
>>25776579 >parents are well off >sent me to rich people mental hospital out of state >everyone is incredibly attractive >really strict rules on relationships >all live out of state >have a bunch of dudes numbers and never contacted them ever again WHY couldn't I meet them in any other circumstance ;__;
>>25776903 Yeah, I'd love her forever. Until she makes the first move, then she'll just be a bit short handed, I won't get rid of her though; I'll get her a hook. That's of course assuming I win the struggle of love.
>>25776908 All is well comrade, no regrets <3 I didn't go to a rich mental hospital but the girls their were still pretty attractive, I had sex with 3/4 I had contact with and it was absolutely lovely To this day however, I strongly believe I did not belong there. On a side note, I'm baking these with love come get some please
>crazy ex gf comes over >dom play, humiliation, collared, slapped, spanked, choked, spit on her >she loves it >she has a revelation that I don't mean all the dirty talk. >Crushed her self esteem the whole time we were dating when I called her a sperm dumpster cocksleeve who's only purpose is to make cum. Cried on days when she couldn't do it. Apparently the other people she dated thought "dirty talk" meant "tell her how sexy she is" >says I lied to her all this time and betrayed her >asks me if I'm seeing anyone else >starts yelling when she finds out I'm using tinder. Thinks I'm a player and the biggest asshole she's ever met for talking to one girl >make me cancel a date I had the next day >get super high and watch eternal sunshine of the spotless mind and fall asleep together
Just an example. Gotta be ready to ride the roller coaster. I'll always love her
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