Tell me about you're mommy, /r9k/.

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it's her fault if i'm here on earth

Get the fuck out of r9k you plague ridden rat!!!

>>25770010
she's dead m8

She's great but I'm still a druggie fuck up and I feel constant guilt because of that.

She's a 63 year old recovered alcoholic who was molested and beaten by my grampa before he died. She doesn't talk to me as often since I left the state where I was on probation and admitted to get that I was the one who tried to burn down the neighbor's house. She drinks way too much coffee and stressed out about everything.

She's kinda hot. All my friends like milfs and shit and I feel like the only one who doesn't, I think it's because my mother is more attractive than your average adult woman so I don't feel much for most milfs.
I'm completely average but every good trait I have I inherited it from her.

She brought into this Fucking reality and I Fucking despise it. Im not going to an hero yet. Others need to know my pain and I assure you they will. But not today. today is Friday and in going to get wasted and ponder at all the things. And people that have wronged me

>>25770010
A complete sociopath. Cared little for myself or my sister during our formative years, preferring instead to focus on her $300,000 occupation. Used to throw glasses of water into my face while she presided over my studies and punch me in the head when I made an error.

>>25770010
I don't feel like talking about it in your thread desu.

She's a "stay at home mom" (i.e. neet) that hasn't worked a job since she was a teenager.

Loves a lot, sometimes I think she loves animals more than humans. She'd get pushed to screaming a lot when I was in middle school, but I think she was just stressed and wanted me to do good. She works now so we almost exclusively eat fast food and and a couple things that my mom and dad consistently make.

Has too much fucking gas, and has absolutely no hesitations or remorse when it comes to farting next to people. She also only rarely ever sleeps with my dad, usually she watched TV in the living room all night. Has some trust issues with me I think, but they might be at least a little well-deserved.

>>25770010
port when?

She got abandoned by her parents and her sister got kidnapped and murdered when she was small. She grew up with her uncle's family which kind of treated her like a maid. She is an extremely depressed and anxious, dad was always working so I grew up watching her. All her stuff rubbed on me. Now I'm a panic attack ridden anxious mess. Because of what happened to her sister she didn't let me out till I was 14 by myself, couldn't have friends, play sports, nothing. I grew up, shut in in home.

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>>25772592
NEVER
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AND EVER

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>>25772592
when nobody plays it anymore

>>25772592
come on,they're gonna release ds3 in few months!

>>25770010
she was sad that i was her son and embarrassed that i was a drug addict. she once caught me masturbating whilst the family dog licked my anus. she is dead now thank god.

>>25770010
She's pretty nice. It always irked me how

Ahhh, Kos, or some say Kosm, when addressing her though