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>Chads lose their virginity when they are 13 or 14
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>we live in a time where even literal chads are successful competitive video gamers


gg no re
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I watched it for 30 seconds and he said he was 19
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>that dislike
>kek

We are all gonna make it anon, don't worry, I'm also a kissless virgin, but I've learned to keep my autism in check by creating an inner fantasy world. You should too.

>tfw I love a girl I've never met
>tfw it is ok, because there is only gains and no losses except I'll never meet her
>the gains are that I can keep her in my mind, to myself, where Chad can't touch her

It is really good to make yourself a situation like this, it's good therapy.

>pic related, my 10/10 oneitis
>inb4 maximum autism, but I don't care and you shouldn't either
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>>25769970
he said he was 12
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>>25769869
How dif you not know this where you homeschooled or just not american?
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>>25769869
>PARENTS REACT TO ME LOSING MY VIRGINITY
>tfw my parents will never know that feel
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>>25769974
>know somebody who looks exactly like that person
>she actually tolerates me
huh
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>>25770570
Well if you don't talk to people at all in school, how would you find out when they fucked?
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>kids born in 2001 are not virgin anymore
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>>25769869
>13 or 14
THAT late?
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>>25770762
Why the fuck was that guy even on the show? If I wanted to watch niggers order white men around I'd load up some cuckold porn.
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>is a pro call of duty player
>almost a million subs
>50k check from COD tournament
>owns his own place
>is a 8/10 chad

>tfw play cod for hours straight for years but still mediocre
the injustice
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>>25771782
THIS
Man
That is fucking sad
It's like that guy is the entire world's unfairness combined in one person
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>>25770723
Im good enough with small talk to find out abiut these things. Im shit at making friends and incapable of having a convo with a girl though
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>>25771736
You retarded or something? The Wire's cast is almost all-black.
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>>25771672
Thats average for chads. Any earlier is when rednecks and ghetto nigs lose theirs
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>>25769869
Yes, and? If you knew chads you could lose yours too at that age.
Said no, nothings happened ever since, pretty comfy.
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>Faze
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>>25771782
The problem is you are playing Casual of . The best Arma players could slam even the greatest Cod player
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>>25771736
>White men
>Only white guys in the show are McNulty and Herc
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>>25770674
>telling your parents
I'm 26 and have never talked about my sex life with my parents.
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His girl friend is that Mexican weather woman that was all the craze a couple months ago.

https://youtu.be/ePG6zUYvUZg

https://youtu.be/0dTinnCj3u4

I don't understand how life is so easy for some people.

Like how can some people have everything, while I have nothing?
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>>25772072
no one said life was fair

quite the opposite in fact
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>>25772072
Some people have even less than you, it's all about perspective
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>>25772072
>being attractive

that's how

If you are attractive your life is instantly easier. It's just a fact of life that we have to face.
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>>25772117
life is fair
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>>25772172
Have to agree with this guy, threw away my humanity and focused on the money, worth it.
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>>25772151
>Complaining about genetics
All you have to do is get ripped and take proper care of your face. It is very hard to be so ugly that you can't fix it.
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>>25772010
And so what? You said it like you deserve a medal for zero story.
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I lost my virginity at 11, didn't have sex again until 15. It's probably easier at that age to be honest
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>>25769905
>tfw virgin, play 70-80 hours every 2 weeks and still suck at games
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>>25772072
lol he's most likely a cuck
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>>25769869
When I was 13 all I wanted to do was play runescape and guitar...
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>>25771782
>cod
>competitive or difficult
what? I've played like 20 minutes of cod in my life and I could still fuck him
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>>25770174
He was 12 when he got his first kiss.
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>>25772359
>jus lift xDDD
shill please. lifting doesnt fix an ugly face and the types of girls tha are compatible with bots usually arent even into roid monkeys
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>>25772610
You really are an autist if you think nerdy or shy girls don't like big muscular men. Sure some women don't prefer body builders but EVERY woman wants a guy who is in shape even that shy girl you have a crush on wants a strong man to bend her over a desk and pound her until she can't walk straight
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I didn't have a regular man dick until 15 or so

who here late bloomer?
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>>25769869
>Michael Bay thread
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>>25772446
Wtf thats weak shit. Come back to me when you dedicate 140h/2 weeks.
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>>25772072
I can't even, I just can't

I know life isn't fair but damn.
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>>25772755

This EVERY WOMEN on earth wants Chad. Even that shy nerdy bookworm at library wants to get choked and get spit on by Chad while getting fucked hardcore. If you are short, scrawny and have a small dick just give up. No one will every love you, specially if you have a small dick.
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>>25772072
there's balance in the universe
while he's got all, you've got nothing
when you gain something, someone else loses something and so on until the end of times
I like to call it "social entropy"
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>>25772944
Every man wants Stacy. He'll settle with any girl, but he always wants Stacy.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with wanting Chad, he's literally superior in every way. Why would you not want anything superior?
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>>25772970

That's what I'm saying, it's nothing but delusion by some men. Most women are just tolerating their partners, they would drop them like sacks of shit the moment some Chad gives them attention.
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>>25772970
I have superpowers. How can normal men, albeit fit as fuck, even compete?
Not only that, my IQ is 190.
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>>25772072
she barely speaks english

fuck my life
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>>25773019
A man and any robot would drop their current gf if a Stacy came along proclaiming her love. It's just life man. Life is fucking shit and so are most people you will learn of.
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>>25769869
He said 19, durr.
It's a fairly acceptable age given he went to college and is not a high school dropout like most of /r9k/.
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>>25773112
Ooops! Someone burned the roastie.
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>>25773112
>any robot would drop their current gf
like what? a fleshlight and right hand. kek

also
>robot
>gf
pick one
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>>25773112

>robot
>gf

What the fuck are you going on about roastie?
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>>25772755
Not really, many are attracted to twinks and even if not you don't need to lift much to get in shape. The /fit/ meme has been proven to be bullshit many times, at best it will get you some club sloots.
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>>25772970
Except Stacy repulses me physically
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>>25769974
>tfw I love a girl I've never met
>tfw it is ok, because there is only gains and no losses except I'll never meet her
>the gains are that I can keep her in my mind, to myself, where Chad can't touch her

I Guess ill do this too. I may as well name her shaniqua and make a 3D model of her in 3DS Max or Unity.
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it's pretty much everyone i think...
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>>25772546
>hurr i am a retard
Just fucking keep it to yourself cunt
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>>25773981
hey guys we've found the one dudebro on /r9k/
and he's mad
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>>25772072

It's like being a peasant in the Middle Ages, except you have a box through which you can look into the royal palace.
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>>25772072
Literally tutorial mode
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>>25774027
>its juss a game bro enyone can do it lol i played for 20 min and can smash that kid xd
That is literally what you wrote, every fucking bit word for word you cancerous faggot
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>>25769869
I remember in school when I was 8 or 9, the older kids would snicker and ask 'are you a virgin'? And not knowing what it meant I would stammer n-no and they would laugh

To be honest it would probably go down about the same if someone asked me now, 22

I didn't ask for this
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>>25774344
calm down there chad it's ok you can still play with your toy
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>>25772755
Nah you can be skinny and /fa/ and get women
Usually better quality women than the ones who chase muscles desu
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>>25773791
protip: your "qt waifu" is a stacy
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>>25772072
>there are people actually just born beautfiul
>this girl could dress in sweats and broken clothing and would still be attractive

fuck my life
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>>25772010
My dad tried to get me to talk about my sex life once. I told him I didn't want to.
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>>25775146
no she's not
blix
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>>25772072
you have access to the internet, clean water and food, free speech, the ability to improve your life, and probably even air conditioning

you are ahead of 99% of any human has or is ever been
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>>25772072
This isn't even casual. It's mommy buying you the game already beat and you don't even have to read the booklet. This goes beyond not fair, there is something in the universe that balances everything out. This dude was born Chad, played games, got famous from fucking COD, got rich, landed one of the most qt weather women in a the whole country of Mexico.

Then there is me, A hkv, 5'6, going to be in a wheel chair,no friends, neet/disabled, no friends, and no talent. We are all apart of a program that requires winners and losers.
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>>25769869
maybe you wouldn't be so angry if you had a 16:9 monitor
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>>25777149
>wheel chair,no friends, neet/disabled
this makes me sad
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>>25777149
Dude just improve yourself, it worked for me
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>>25769869
I lost mine at 23 and now I am 24. 8 sexual partners too, but I am a bi girl; it just took me awhile to find my inner whore. I had sex last night with another girl too.
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>>25772072
This guy looks like a cuck. not even a 8/10

fuck this
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>>25773140
Considering how he looks I would have expected he had sex at a younger age. I definitely knew of many that did in their young teens.
>>25772590
Well this is of no surprise.
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>>25772072
>26
>Work a job I hate
>I am fit
>I have a master degree in something that isn't bullshit.
>Spent all of my childhood being bullied
Fuckers like him get everything for free and I receive nothing.
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