Red Flags For Women

Freckles gone wrong

>>25768712
Unless she's a greasy weeb wearing a naruto headband this is not a red flag for me.

We can study together, I bet I could help her a lot if she's serious about it.

young adult and a virgin

>>25768738
>RED FLAGS FOR WOMEN
NOT red flags for the japanese learning faggot

>>25768780
Old adult and a virgin.

>>25768738
Means she want Japanese dick.

>>25768738
>you help her study
>ching chong fucks her pussy

>>25768865
>>25768780
>Any age and not a virgin.

>>25768712

Pierced

Absolute red flag

"Free Spirit"

"I like horses"

"Dog Agility Trainer"

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>>25768712
That's really only a red flag if she's Japanese. Stay away from the retarded, illiterate ones unless you're into that sort of thing.

"I love anime"

"I'm voting for Sanders"

>>25768712
She plays MOBAs or Minecraft
She streams any game (regardless of genre) she plays
She has an Amazon wishlist
She studied abroad in university
She never had a job before completing high school or her degree
She says she hates kids

Shaved eyebrows

>doesn't have any female friends
>doesn't have enough friends on her own in general
>doesn't like and won't make an effort to talk to my friends

Guaranteed crazy.

1950s style glasses
fluorescent hair colour
'i love horses'
'my hobbies include netflix'

>>25768712
Learning a new language is a red flag? What?

>>25769319
>She never had a job before completing high school or her degree
Also a further blow to the robots of this board who likely still have zero work experience.

>She has an Amazon wishlist
Hey buddy, i'll have you know I use the wishlist to organize what I want to buy.

>huehue yeah to organize what your beta's buy you amitire xDD original

>wears PINK or uggs
>can't put down her phone
>doesn't know who's on the 10 dollar bill (most of you retards will fail this)It's Hamilton and I only put this here to piss you off, it's not actually on my list
>listens to current pop music
>has stupid tattoos
>has stupid piercings
>believes in the two party system
>talks about politics as though she were an expert on them
>believes in politically correct bullshit

This is literally impossible. I can't find a girl who isn't busted or shit tier. There was a girl at work I thought was cute until she told me she listens to "indie" music as though that were a genre, said she liked nirvana, and then failed to recognize the 4 nirvana songs that played that weren't singles.

>>25769514
You sound fucking autistic

>>25769547
Nope, just a pretentious asshole. I'm great socially when I want to be. I can ask out an get a gf whenever but I'm too much of a snob.

>>25769580

Yeah, thats the issue.

>She doesnt like anime

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>>25769514

>most of you retards will fail this

who doesn't know this? why are you convinced that you're so much smarter than everyone else?

>>25769588
Right? Plebs abound

Do you think it's difficult to edit myself to appeal to basic bitches? It isn't. I'm also good looking, work a sales job while I'm in school, and 6'2".

It's just hard out there for an asshole. I'm too proud to suck the dick of pretending to be somebody I'm not for the sake of dating somebody I don't even like.

Hipster girls are even worse than basic bitches. They eat political correct bullshit up like candy and only like what the internet blogs tell them to like.

There are no chicks worth dating.

>>25769666
>>25769580

Hes a faggot is why.

>>25769666
Most people don't know that, mi muchacho

>>25769691
boo hoo, wah wah wah

somebody likes what I don't like

boo hoo

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>>25769683

holy shit your arrogance is triggering me

>>25769683

So go exaggerate your misplaced sense of worth some more on a taiwanese imageboard.

>>25769718
boo hoo

I'm a fucking nerd who hates himself and has no confidence, therefore everyone should be

wah wah wah

>>25769719
lead the way, hombre, ima ramblin after you

I thought this thread was red flags for women? Can any of you actually read?

"All girls hate me"
Brightly coloured hair or facial piercings
Treats waiters or serving staff badly
"I'm getting in shape!" - while being a little fat. This will balloon while you're in a relationship with her as she no longer has any reason to stay even mildly in shape
Flirts with other guys
Doesn't communicate when she's upset about something, says "You should just KNOW"
Even vaguely religious
Feminist

>>25769422

weeb detected

>>25769514
>>doesn't know who's on the 10 dollar bill (most of you retards will fail this)

I always remember that it's hamilton because of that one line in the lonely island song about the chronicles of narnia

"You could call us aaron burr by the way we're droppin' hamiltons"

but then I am an exceedingly cultured individual so it's no surprise that I'm capable of mastering this question

>>25769514
>>talks about politics as though she were an expert on them

but what if they actually are an expert on politics

>>25769683
>has pride
>is on r9k

kek

>brightly dyed hair, or aposematism as I like to call it
>has a tumblr
>uses reddit
>only likes cartoons/anime/films/music that's popular on tumblr
>slams people for "slut-shaming" to justify being a turboslut
>is leading at least one beta on
>watches reality tv, ironically or unironically
>says one thing, means another
>moralfag
>thinks emotionally, not logically
>paints all men with the same brush
>sarcastic
>gets offended when you hold the door open for her, even though you did it out of general courtesy like you would for a man projecting slightly
>doesn't need to be said but feminist
>again but vegan
>did Politics/Sociology/any similar subjects at A-level, thinks they know everything about politics
>posts on social media about food or going to the gym
>wears skimpy clothing, complains when men so much as glance at her
>can't handle alcohol
>needs constant validation
>complains when she gets attention
>laughs when a man says his life is difficult, when gender isn't even mentioned

>>25769319
>wanting kids
Ayyyy lmao. Red flag for girls is
>she likes kids.

>>25770119
All these, except for watches reality tv
>not watching reality TV ironically

>>25769474
I just save things for later. I would only make a wishlist if I needed to show it to someone else so they could buy things for me. In this day and age, an Amazon Wishlist being employed by an attractive female almost certainly means she AT THE LEAST has a Tumblr where she posts topless pictures. The wishlist is so her followers can buy her things. Worst case is she does cam modeling.

>source: have a friend who's a camwhore and has an amazon wishlist linked right on her profile

Google the wishlist link and see what comes up. That's the move.