>YOu are reading phenomenology of the spirit by Hegel >After

do you want a reward or a compliment for reading a smart book? good job champ! :)

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>>25768711
>Le STEM face

>>25768711
>smart book
He said he was reading Hegel you pleb

>>25768727
Implying that the Stemfags aren't the only ones that read Hegel after high-school to suit their fedora.

>>25768750
>implying you aren't 20 years old max

>>25768666

But you can read AND fuck.

Just depends on the girl.

Also you can be chad and read Hegel

>>25768750
>Stemfags
>reading anything other than harry potter and GoT
Lmao I wish, I would happily befriend a Nietzsche reading fedora if I met one
t. civil engineering student

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>>25768727

>he masturbates about how smart he is while reading philosophy
>couldnt formulate a mathematical proof if asked to
>couldn't bench press his bodyweight if asked to
>couldn't get a gf if asked to

>>25768666 (OP)
>For never getting with [her] you may try whores. And die like Nietzsche of syphilis
>you're the antithesis to Chad, but he doesn't need you for [their] synthesis

>>25768798
>first year uni
>electrical engineering
>stand around in a group of people
>this lumberjack looking bearded fat bear comes to me and asks if I like books
>yeah sure
>wanna talk about it
>yeah sure
>so in the 7th book of GoT...

Had to listen to him for half an hour until something distracted him and I fled.

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Who physics or math major here?

>>25768812
Nice false dichotomy faggot. I'm a math major and I've read Hegel. He's a pretty terrible writer. I have friends that do liberal arts and they can probably do like pleb tier proofs like irrationality of root two if I asked them to. You aren't defined by your major.

>>25768740
this is really funny actually

>not reading the prince
it's like you don't even know how to be edgy

>>25769065

>you arent defined by your major

of course not. can you bench press your bodyweight? can you get a gf? if not then everything you say is invalidated because youre a loser irl

>>25769065
>I'm a math major
*tips*

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>>25768666
You post on 4chan and get trips
She licks chad's hot cum from her lips

>>25768812
But every single mathematical proof is a philosophical proof.

>>25769143
I can bench press my bodyweight and tbqfh I'm still a weakling and a loser who could never in a million years get a gf

I think the real chads have more like 1.5x bodyweight at the very least

>>25769138
People that want to be edgy don't read the Prince, they read fight club

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>>25769275

>every single theory in physics is a mathematical theory
>every single theory in chemistry is a physics theory
>every single theory in biology is a chemical theory
>every single theory in psychology is a biological theory
>every single theory in sociology is a psychological theory

>>25769065
i completely disagree. i am also a math major and i think you'll find if you actually read Hegel in German it's all very melodic.

>>25769138
The Prince is satire, Machiavelli was liberal as fuck and that was the shortest thing he wrote.

Anyone who takes The Prince seriously is retarded.

>>25769321
Yes, all science is empiricism, which is just one out of many philosophical fields.

>>25769294

bw bench press is the bare minimum to not be a maximum beta cuckold, im not being sarcastic that if you cant bench press your at least your bodyweight then most people dont care about what you have to say irl.

>>25768666

>Rhymes "Hegel" with "medal."

A true genius.

>>25769334
the price is a serious description on power and how to effectively keep it

it's the people who take it as some sort of moral statement who are retarded

>>25769339

you miss the point in what im saying. some fields are subfields of other fields. that doesnt mean that every psychology major has to have a comprehensive knowledge of physics or even care about physics (most psychology majors shit talk stem subjects in my experience) to actually do psychology

egg drop soup

>You buy her a card
>she gets in chad's car

>you tell her you're sorry
>chad sticks it in her pussy

>you buy her flowers
>he rams her in the gym parking lot

>>25769372
Why not rhyme with "kegels"?? It was right in front of your face

>you talk to her all night
>chad fucks her with all his strength

>to please her, you take a feminist class
>chad decides to stick it up her anally

>She cries on your shoulder
>Chad has sex with her doggystyle

>>25768666
you will buy her socks
She gets ready for chad's cock

>>25768740

Hegel isn't complicated so much as he's just opaque. Seriously, if you want to learn what Hegel had to say, just read secondary literature.

>>25769465
>Why not rhyme with "kegels"??

Exactly this.

>you pay for her dinner
>he ejaculates in the girl in question

>she thinks you're her best friend
>chad loves fucking her rear hole

>>25769416
CARD DOESN'T RHYME WITH CAR

>>25769440
SORRY DOESN'T RHYME WITH PUSSY

>>25769463
>>25769477
>>25769513
>>25769530
>>25769661
>>25769687
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?

>you read works by gadamer on heidy's hermeneutics
>you think she's likewise studying? she's getting railed by two dicks.

>you read great books to supplement your individuation
>chad's fucked enough young qt3.14's to fill a micronation

>you read phenomenology and map out your subjective
>after chad is done with her, her vag needs a corrective

>you study freud's unconscious drives to better know your species
>chad makes her wash his undies after staining them with feces

>you pioneer a new technique for accessing the real
>she's really into prettyboys - chad's jawline sealed the deal

>you plumb the nineteenth century for cool, obscure idealists
>she rates chad's dick an A+ (you're not even on her D-list)

>>25769713

some of these are obviously meant to be slant rhymes

>>25769713
>she's taught you the meaning of emasculation
>every night chad gives her an internal cumshot

>you give items to her shadow priest
>chad fucks her like a wild dog

>>25769736
>making excuses for shitty rhymin'
>meanwhile chad is tearing her hymen

>to her, you're nothing but a pest
>chad sucks on her supple nipple

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>you think about her every day
>she asks her girl friend, "So do you think he's gay?"

>>25769715
You can't write for shit, my man. I appreciate the effort though.

>you write her a love song
>she sucks on his massive penis

>her messages, you never miss
>she gives him a good-morning bj

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>You're working on sick rap flows
>She's taking off all his clothes

>>25769854
You're supposed to ignore terrible posts, you of all people should know that. Please just leave this board.

>she views you as a little boy
>she's chad's personal sex doll

>you try to impress her with jokes on steam
>every night, chad appears in her fantasy

>she tells you she wouldn't date a jock
>quarterback chad fills her pussy with cum

>>25769391
>a serious description on power and how to effectively keep it

the point was that if you actually followed it everyone would fucking despise your rule

>>25769348
>mfw 170 lbs and can only bench 120..

>>25770061
this is an outdated meme interpretation.

he states early on a serious strategy for minimizing the number of people who despise your rule, and making sure that small number has no power to challenge you

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>you tip your fedora as you tell her of descartes
>she hungrily sniffs every one of chad's odorous burps

>you fap to boipussy
>she looks at chad lusty

>you masturbate to a BBC
>what she never says to chad is ''leave me''

>she asks you to do her homework
>for chad she'll strip down and dance

>>25768666
she looks remarkable like my ex fuck buddy.

>you carry her luggage on trips overseas
>chad taught her all about the birds and the other birds that fuck those said birds

>she wouldn't fuck you if it was between you and a bum
>chad pumps her pussy with oceans of semen

>you couldn't even get close to first base
>chads sprays semen all over her

>>25770229
Why do normies like to brag on /r9k/?

>you try to impress her with shirtless pics
>every night she takes at least 5 chad cocks

>You love her lots
>is with chad she has the hots