How many robots think about suicide?
I'm sat in my room right now and theres nothing I'd like to do more than just end it. Also whats a easy, fairly painless way to do it
>inb4 hanging - no secluded woods or place to nearby
>inb4 pills - pharmacies in my area are really strict on giving out pills
>tfw try to an hero by jumping off a building
>slammed into the ground
I can't even jump off a roof to save my life...
Look man obviously you don't really want to kill yourself. Figure out whatever it is that's holding you back and confront it. Either it's fear that you need to overcome or you may actually have a reason to live.
Buying tea in a small town (4k population).
>oh my God I have to go out
>walk 1.5 miles to the biggest store
>hope that nobody sees you buying non conformist tea or you're always gonna be that guy that bought that tea to everyone
>hope the cashier doesn't look you in the eye
>hope the cashier doesn't comment on your tea choice
>speed walk back home so nobody sees that up got fucking black tea in your bag
I'm already dead.
You're joking right? Is this a thing in Britain?
>>inb4 hanging - no secluded woods or place to nearby
you can do it from a doorknob and just slide your legs out. if its done properly the rope will cut circulation to your brain and you pass out in about 10 seconds.