I'm looking for a kaishaku to assist me in seppuku,

>>25768495
>I'm looking for an otaku to assist me in sudoku, anyone wants to help?

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>>25768495

I'll help. Where do you live?

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>>25768651
Are you experienced in handling a katana?

>>25768695
You don't seppuku with a katana you fucking baka

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>>25768707
The second cuts off the head with a katana, fatfuck.

OP: Ive done 5 years of iaido, 7 of kendo. Ill assist if you need me to, anon.

>>25768695
I have an old WW2 katana, it's sharpened and ready to go, I'm good enough to fulfill the task

>>25768707
Katana is acceptable for the kaishakunin, kono aho

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How much you paying, anon? Iaido and kendo classes werent cheap. Also airfare and accomodation will be needed. You didnt think any of us would run the risk of jail and devote our time to you free, did you? You selfish, loser piece of unprepared shit that you are.

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You know what to do, m8.

>>25768895
For your death poem that is.
You do have one, right?

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>>25768859

I'll 2nd this anon, something for the effort would be nice. So, where do you live, OP?
I live on a large estate and have 2 excavators so if you can make it over here I can probably take care of your remains afterwards.

>>25768752
>>25768796
fucking weebs

>>25768912
Yes, it's:
"Ree, ree.
Fucking normies.
Ree. Ree."