I'm looking for a kaishaku to assist me in seppuku, anyone wants to help?
I'll help. Where do you live?
The second cuts off the head with a katana, fatfuck.
OP: Ive done 5 years of iaido, 7 of kendo. Ill assist if you need me to, anon.
How much you paying, anon? Iaido and kendo classes werent cheap. Also airfare and accomodation will be needed. You didnt think any of us would run the risk of jail and devote our time to you free, did you? You selfish, loser piece of unprepared shit that you are.
I'll 2nd this anon, something for the effort would be nice. So, where do you live, OP?
I live on a large estate and have 2 excavators so if you can make it over here I can probably take care of your remains afterwards.