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Any other robots watch this film?

I really liked it, but I saw a lot of myself in the protagonist and felt like a real fuckin spineless loser.
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>>25766888
My Dad says this movie is about me since I use Siri.
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I just saw it recently too, glad I did. I think it was an accurate portrayal of loneliness and longing that you have to "know" to enjoy.

Not a fan of the events toward the end involving the migration, but it's a great feelsy movie overall. I'm glad they didn't make him super jaded and hateful like any guy would be in his position pre-Samantha.
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I got so fucking bored halfway I quit.
I can't remember doig that before with a movie.

Now watch Lars and the real girl, that's a good movie about a robot.
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>>25767012
>not a fan
That's only because you are afraid when virtual girlfriends come out they'll do the same thing.
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LITERALLY
KEKED

BY A ROBOT
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>>25767068
It was moreso my autistic desire for closure. There seemed to be no panic or investigation as to why these hyper intelligent AI's decided to upload themselves to space mecca, but I guess that was intentional to make us identify with the people who lost them.

Personally I would've dropped her the moment she told me she was simultaneously dating 600+ other users worldwide
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>>25767090
Did they change the wordfilter back? I liked c uck.
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>>25766888
Cucked by a computer. I would have killed her AI.
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>ywn live in a time when dating a computer and having a creepy moustache are both socially acceptable
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>>25768161
How? She already uploaded herself to magical internet land
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>>25768189
You can still kill her.
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This was an extremely awkward watch in the theaters.
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>>25768186
>not sporting a daddy moustache

Do you even father figure?
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saw it a few days ago, pretty depressing really huh, he basically got cucked over by the devs, should have reverse engineered the AI, and just kept it on his computer
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Phoenix is such a good actor
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>the scene where they're "having sex" and he's just laying on his back masturbating while she moans
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>>25766888
>cucked by AI
>mfw
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>>25766888
He gets cucked at the end, its literally The Cuckold - sci-fi edition
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>>25768686
I watched it at the theater, just o support one of the main film makers, who is ex skateboarder and skate video producer. He cool guy.
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Are there any good movies about the Beta Uprising?
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>>25766888
i prefer to watch this film.
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The only film that made me cry desu.

I think I am Theodore. We are almost exactly the same. Feels bad man.
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>goes on a date with Olivia Wilde
>ruins it because he'd rather date his phone
>his phone cucks him
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>>25767012
Them not making him jaded pre-Samantha and post-Katherine is why I related to him so much. It showed that he was capable of love and empathy and loyalty.

In reality, there are no males that would actually act like he did because men don't commonly have those traits. If Her was real life, Theodore would either be a female or he would be shitposting on /r/RedPill and swearing off woman for good.
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>>25768943
>Theodore would either be a female
But women can't be lonely. Not in the way Theodore was.
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>>25768943

Still waiting on our suicide pact.
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>>25768968
I am literally Theodore to a tee. Sometimes I wonder if Her was made about me.

If Theodore was a real-life male, he would've fucked Olivia Wilde and that would've been the end of the movie. Male "loneliness" is easily sated by sex and pretty women, they aren't capable of feeling anything more that a superficial desire to fuck a hot slut, and certainly not capable of developing love for AI that they can't even touch.

Only women can be lonely in the way Theo was. Offered up sex on a platter and surrounded by potential mates, and yet still broken up inside and feeling dismal and washed up and used and being unable to let go of the past. Men think "lonely" begins and ends with sex, which is why they don't think women can be lonely.
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>>25769008
is irony lost on you

do you not see you're the female equivalent of the bitter redpill woman-hating nerds that you dislike so strongly

or do you just not care
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>>25769035
The difference is they hate women for their inaction, they hate women for things that women have not yet done. That is stupid for obvious reasons.


I hate men for what they do. I hate men for what they have done. Every little action. Men like Theodore don't actually exist because in real life he would've ended up cucking his AI with a 15 year old slut before she managed to develop to a point where she was able to cuck him.

I don't dislike robots in particular, I mean heck I like robots enough to post here for years. I just strongly dislike men and how vapid they are.
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>>25769080
>for what they have done
what they've done to you

getting jerked around and abused by manipulative people is not exclusive to either gender
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>Olivia Wilde falls for him
>he'd rather get cucked

I wanted to scream
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>>25768140
No, he's just a newfag and thought board culture had replaced the word cuck with kek.
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>>25769105
Not just for what they've done to me. For what they've done to my sisters everywhere first and foremost. I've harboured these feelings before I even came to an understanding of what had happened to me. There is clearly a global male surplus which allows men to act in a way that is callous, cold and soulless.
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>>25769123
that relationship wouldn't have worked out anyway

guys like theodore get walked all over and cheated on

olivia wilde would have upgraded to a better guy whenever she saw the advantage too, theodore is just temporary beta bux

>>25769134
testing

lowercase = cuck
uppercase = KEK
lowercase = cucked
uppercase = KEKED
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>>25769140
>global male surplus which allows men to act in a way that is callous, cold and soulless
this doesn't even make sense

the male surplus just means that hundreds of thousands of men will die alone and unloved

just stop dating pedos and wifebeaters and realize that there's a whole world of genuine guys out there
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>>25769008
>literal shit opinions: the post

How could this be? Oh, a tripfag. It all makes sense now.
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>>25769123
>>25768915
This is what I mean when I say men will NEVER truly be able to identify with Theodore. They're obsessed with sex, the physical world, and hot women.

>incapable of understanding what a real emotional and intellectual bond feels like
>prefer brainless sex with a hot woman to finding a partner who compliments you in every single way and is able to make you feel better than sex ever has
>not realizing that Theodore just wanted a shared life with intense spiritual connection and not pussy

Pathetic 2bh
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>>25769208
>Theodore just wanted a shared life with intense spiritual connection
And he got screwed over for it.

The first real emotional bond he has since his divorce, and she cheats on him!
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>>25769008
This is fucking BS because...

The reason guys (especially here) see sex as the end for loneliness is because getting a woman to fuck you requires you to be desirable in some way. Even escorts have a standard. If a man can't even get sex then what chance does he have to even get a gf/wife?

In the other hand plenty of jaded women who are lonely will still get fucked on the side to fill the void while clamoring for a stable love life. These women can still get laid if the so choose.


So basically

Be a man that can't get laid because of a social stunted upbringing/ or just cant into women

Be a lonely woman that can still keep her bed warm with a douche even if he doesn't stick around


Add in the fact that men are biologically more sex proned and I you can see why female loneliness is fucking nothing compared to males.
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>>25769179
A male surplus doesn't mean that there are too many men for fewer women.

It means that we could do without 90% of men and their violence-mongering, child-fucking, mindless and hedonistic ways.
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>>25769228
It still made him feel more alive and more at peace with himself than pussy ever did.

It made him feel something new, he even mentioned that he never thought he'd feel something new again. There's no true happiness for Theodore without the fear and agony and negative emotions coming into play.
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>>25769233
literally fucking this

sex is a byproduct of a healthy relationship. which is why when robots complain about being a virgin, they don't just go out and buy a hooker, because it's meaningless sex.

sex is symbolic. it means you're wanted and loved and respected. so when people say "i wish i could have sex", they mean "i wish i could love somebody and they could love me and we could have sex like people in love do"

sex without love is nothing. at least for me. i could buy an onahole if i wanted that.
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>>25769233
>>25769325
If sex is symbolic than why is Theodore only able to feel in the movie in situations that are detached from sex?

I mean, let's be honest. As if a male would actually get into a relationship with an AI who doesn't even have a body, let alone something other than a hot young 10/10 slut. Gimme a break. Men wouldn't grow with Samantha. They'd just use her for her intended purpose.
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>>25766888
Easily my favourite movie. Everything is so cozy and I get a warm feeling from it every time I watch it.
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>>25769366
>As if a male would actually get into a relationship with an AI who doesn't even have a body
i don't see why you're trying to make this point on /r9k/

i'm not saying you're wrong about men in general, but the men on this board are some of the most likely to do this. people here are just hurt and lonely and emotionally deprived. your average robot would treasure an AI gf like their lives depended on it.

you're preaching to the choir basically. normie men suck and are manipulative and shallow or whatever, but there's very few normie men here.
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>>25768943
>there are no males that would actually act like he did because men don't commonly have those traits

>Hurhurrr why did Chad drop my ugly ass
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>>25769464
The men on this board would not fall in love with someone who didn't have a body.

Maybe this board five years ago when it was populated with real robots. But now look at it. It's populated with shallow vapid plebs who spend all day complaining about how they don't have three 10/10 hot teenage girls fucking them interchangeably.
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>>25769506
>"I would date an AI"
>"No you wouldn't"
I don't know where else this conversation can go
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>>25769506
But I already have fallen in love with someone without a body
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>>25769536
You'd probably give your AI a body like all those VR-obsessed waifufags.

Face it, you are incapable of detaching from physical ties. The desire to put your penis in something is in your chromosomes.
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>>25769599
stop fucking telling me what I want and don't want

if you want to ignore what people are truthfully telling you because it doesn't fit your own internal narrative, go ahead I can't stop you
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>>25769572
Samantha isn't a waifu you fucking piece of 2D-loving shit.

This is why men are the worst. Fucking dumbass waifufags with their hypergamous lust for physical perfection invading a thread about feeling something on an astral plane rather than stroking your cock to some fan service porn.
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>>25769366
why not? we get into relationships with 2d waifus all the time

we are called autistic losers because we play RPGs, read books and get lost in our imaginations but apparently all of a sudden we can't have a relationship that doesn't involve physical contact and sex, you are talking about chad not us
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>>25769634
See >>25769631

Waifus aren't AI.

Samantha doesn't have a body. She doesn't have a physical appearance. He doesn't close his eyes and see her as Scarlett. She is not a waifu. He connects with her on a level you will never get to with your waifu or tulpa.
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>>25769631
If I had to swear off sex for the rest of my life but in exchange I could finally connect and love someone who is someone interesting, complex, stimulating, kind, respectful, compassionate, honest, all-around lovely, someone who I VALUED and who VALUED ME, I would fucking do it in a heartbeat.

But of course, I'm lying because all men are neanderthals who get dragged around by their erect penises like a supermagnet.

I'd be a eunuch if it meant I could find true love.
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>>25769366
Sorry that I want a gf that makes my dick hard. I'm not some fat neckbeard with cheeto stain on my shirt.

I'm not asking for a 10/10 sports illustrated model. I see cute girls al the time in the real world so what's wrong with wanting sex?

I'm not saying I'm gonna morph into Chad thunder but I'm not gonna forsake a girl to hide my sexual desires because it makes me seem shallow.


Also this ironic coming from a woman that's actually had bf's and sex
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>>25769631
Keep projecting you dumb cunt
I love mayuri for her personality. She's so innocent and compassionate.
Maybe that's why you're so intimidated by her. You're a used up whore.
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>>25769631

>people only love waifus for their looks

how does it feel to be wrong
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>>25769631
>projecting this hard
Cry more uggo 3D bitch
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>be 5-6/10
>pretend to be quasimodo-tier hideous beast to garner sympathy from online strangers
NO MAN WILL EVER LOVE MEEEE
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>>25768891
can we date?
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>>25769996
>be 5/10 with 5 pounds of makeup on one day in good lighting at a certain angle after taking 400 pictures
>be 3-4/10 otherwise
>realize men don't settle for anything less than 8s even when they are ugly and shit
>realize I will always be cucked forever and always by everyone

Can't wait for AI.
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>>25770067
I'll date you. Do you want to add me on Skype?
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>>25770067
your face is unusual and cute

maybe it's your ugly personality

i have a whole folder of pics of you so that probably puts me out of the running for your dating pool :^)
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>>25770067
Don't flatter yourself. You're a 0/10. Not just because of your looks either. Your personality is toxic. The more you post on /r9k/, the more people hate you.
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>>25770067
You have a boyfriend you daft cunt
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>>25768722
rampage 1+2
>tfw you see master director Uwe Boll at his finest hour
>tfw you can never go back to watching plebian movies like "Her" after Uwes masterpiece
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>>25770199
she has a boyfriend?

mystery is that true?
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>>25770182
I'm pretty decent one-on-one. I've charmed my bf into liking me, somehow. He likes me despite me being ugly.

Except the second a hot, young qt with an equal amount of charm shows interest in him it's gameover. But I mean at least I try, right?
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>>25770249
why don't u add me on Skype??
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>>25770244
yeah

I wonder if he knows she sloots herself out on 4chan for anons
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>tfw Mystery won't honor your suicide pact

Fuckin' bitches, man.
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>>25770273
I met him on /r9k/ and the face picture in that... that was the first one he saw ;_;
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>>25770249
If I pay you $300 will you rim my asshole?
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>>25770273
she had really nice eyes.

>>25770249

y r u ignoring my posts??
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>>25770249
how can you POSSIBLY make all these fucking ronery posts when you have an ACTIVE boyfriend at this VERY MOMENT?

>be mystery
>have a boyfriend
>rim his butthole every night
>go on 4chan and tell emotionally deprived losers that they're all sex-driven dogs
>cry self to sleep about my egg shaped head
while my boyfriend drinks my piss
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>>25770340
He's at school right now, being a good boy. He knows I have mental problems out the ass and is very patient with me. Although he likes it better when I don't post on /r9k/ so this will be all I say.
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>>25770293
No, she would only rim some swedish guy's asshole.
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>>25769008
Fuck off Mystery
Don't push your shit taste in men off on us
Also he was older, it's more likely, young people in general are assholes
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>>25770340
i XD'd
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>>25770386
when he gets him home tell him I will literally kill him if it means I get a shot at your sweet Power-U
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>>25770386
I wish he'd restrict you from posting on 4chan entirely
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>>25770386
He's cheating on you with a girl from his school by the way.
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>>25770457
No ;_; he was a half-virgin when I met him... i think...
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I don't know why I expected this thread to be on-topic
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>>25769008
>>>/tv/64916554
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>tfw would date mystery
>tfw would hug her during her panic attacks
>tfw too ugly for her
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>>25770908
>too ugly
Are you Sloth from The Goonies?
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>>25769599
Wait a minute. Are you THE mystery? Y'know, the pickup artist?
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>>25766888

true robots watch this shit
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>>25770485
>half-virgin

What kind of retard believes in made up bullshit like this?
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>>25773489
That ending.....

Robowaifus are all whores. Fuck em.....


Do you think he designed her with an innie or roastie?
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>>25769008
Oh my fucking god.
Even if the perfect man did come into your world, exactly as any way you would describe him (not just looks, but personality and ambition) you would immediately find him unattractive and drop him on a dime the moment when he starts developing an emotional connection in which he'd have to display vulnerability on some level.

You would haaaaate him. Even after 10 years of knowing him and growing old together, the moment what you think you want happens your love shatters into a million pieces and evaporates.

You are married to the idea of people acknowledging you as a person with a soul, but once it happens in practice you are hardwired to despise them.
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I would really appreciate if people just collectively ignored mystery when she starts posting her pink pill shit

bit of a psycho roastie t b h

i want to love her but she won't open up her nasty rotted shell
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>>25773966

Of course innie. He wanted to test a beta-normie who pretended to be a robot.
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