>be 12 >maths class, like the 3rd-to-last or penultimate day of 6th grade >all tests and shit are done, so just doing fun cutting and glueing work >get scissors from the front desk and walking back to cut some poster out or whatever >snippy snappying the scissors because of autism >walk by a grills head as i'm opening and closing scissors >somehow cut some hair off >don't even notice, apparently she does, tells teacher, get 30 mins of detention, skip the last few days of school >got away scotch free after that
>middle school >have a crush on this girl >she's really popular and i had literally 0 friends >open up with someone who i thought was becoming a friend >he tells everyone >the more popular guys keep making jokes about us being bf/gf >keep trying to get us to talk and stuff >think they're doing it seriously and i was too autistic to realize they were making fun of me >they tell me that she really likes this one song and that i have a good singing voice (we all sang in some retarded music class choir thing a week before) and that i should sing it to her >near the end of lunch three days later >walk over to her table and start singing said song to her >her table starts laughing and everyone is just looking at me >finally realize it was a joke >go to the bathroom and cry until a teacher comes and gets me
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>>25764843 also >be 15/16 >in science class >teacher doesn't give a fuck, we barely do any work >some grills are doing some stupid "dares", like grab a dustpan and brush and brush the floor near to someone else's desk then leave (lel such funneh dares and pranks xD) >one grill's dare is to come over to our desk, put a thermometer in her ear, hold it there, and ask one of the guys her temperature >she does this and is standing right next to me >get genius idea to prank her by slapping her hand, thus making her scared that the thermometer might go in her ear >do it >i guess i did it a little too hard because she complained about a pain in her ear afterwards >found out later she had to go to the hospital for bursting an eardrum or something >she was probably pissed at first but totes cool with it in few weeks or so >got away with it scotch free again i don't know how the fuck i keep fucking up this hard. must be the literal autism
>>25765081 >>25765081 Some pig hit on her in front of me and later that led to us having an argument about what defines a "real man". Obviously we did not agree, and mud was flung from both sides then she left. That moment I got that text though crossed the line, it broke something in me.
>>25765355 No. I saw girls talk shit about their friends behind their back to their other friends sometimes, but I wouldn't consider that bullying. Just standard female behavior. Ugly girls do it too. Hell, adult women and old ladies do it.
I know this is hard to hear, but you're not pretty. They didn't bully you because you were better then them, they bullied you because they were better than you. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you got hot after high school, but back then, you were one of the ugly girls. Sorry.
>>25764715 >be me in 6th grade >11-12 years old >playfighting with a friend with stick >grab a saw and go all "durr, I'm superior stick have heh" >laughter >gonna fake a slash, so I fucking jam that saw through the air >at said moment teacher calls friend over >sawblade hits his hand, deep wounds and blood all over
>mfw everyone thought I did it on purpose >mfw people called me "Anon Saw" for months
>be me >be 15 >really into Fallout NW >doing a group project in geography class >thinks it would be funny if I told them about The battle of hover dam to troll them into confusion >ask them where hover dam is >keep asking questions like that while looking on the map for it >no one bites >situation is getting increasingly weird >asked one last time >one guy responds >"ge anon that's cool but we have stuff to do so keep working" >Mfw I have no face
Tfw when I looked like a tard with a dam obsession Tfw I never got to clear it up
>>25765754 Ooo. I got a related story (not same anon btw). >In Year 7 >Got 2 friends, call em anon1 and anon2 >In woodwork class. Anon 1 and anon2 don't like each other. >Anon2 is beta. Anon1 is alpha >Anon1 keeps pushing anon2's books off the tabletop and ruffling his hair up. >Anon2 has had enough. Picks up large metal file for filing down wood. Shabs end into anon1's arm. >Both suspended
>second grade >latchkey (after school baby sitting school service) >walk by a table someone is sitting at >accidentally elbow them in their eye >they start crying in pain >have to get sent to the hospital >I literally spend the next hour covering my face with my hands in shame until mom comes to pick me up
>Be spergo who only speaks when spoken to >Father is dying, it affects me but I can't let it show >Should have visited hospital more often but didn't want to see the rest of my family >Let him die without saying anything significant
>Doing group work at school >Don't want to talk to them >Skip that class for a while >Get in trouble and it's obvious why
>Presentation time at school >Don't want to do it >Teacher is determined to annoy me about it >One day lectures me in the middle of class >Sit there in silence for the entire duration >Start skipping that class
>Friend tells me he loves me >Stand there not knowing what to do >Someone else says 'he doesn't care' >I sit down and pretend this never happened
>Friend invites me to party >I don't know how to edge in on conversations >Stand around trying to be unnoticeable
>Friend who I really liked and think about still contacts me, some others do too >I don't know what to do >Have no friends now
>In day to day life I trip over things and occasionally break something >Sometimes I take so long to respond to someone I decide to just shrug >Have a fantasy world I can't even be bothered to flesh out >Hate interacting with anyone, try to avoid looking at them >Can't stop feeling confused and afraid of the world >Typing up stupid shit is the only way I can vent whatever emotion this is
My mom tried to consistently take me to a psychiatrist. I just sat there and said nothing. I was pissed because she was trying to change me, and I just wanted to be me, even forcing me to take antidepressants to try and fix it.
It's just hard for me to know how to respond to people and how to react. It doesn't come naturally at all.
>be me, 16 in highschool >science teacher is asking random people about the periodic table >asks me about it >literally no fucking clue >"I don't know" >she gives me a huge lecture about some bullshit, wants to see me after class >call her a cunt under my breath, cocksucker next to me tells the teacher at the end of class >class ends and the teacher goes ape shit at me >find the kid that told the teacher on me >I turn into a raging autist and hit him over the head, then bit him on the arm >almost expelled, I wanted to shoot up the school for months afterward
>order a taxi to go to my friends house after work >he cancels >too autistic to call back >decide to just wait an extra half an hour after work >cab driver shows up >figure he'll wait around and then go >comes inside >cab for anon >bitch coworker calls me, pretend i don't here her >she comes and gets me >sweating and shaking >are you anon, did you order a cab >deny i ever did >he shows me the call record >deny that its my number >he calls it >the phone in my pocket rings >act like i forgot and i just remembered >take the ride >pay and then walk for an hour to get home
fuck Nike, but the only thing you can do it's... just do it! NOTHING BAD can happen as long as you are a normal guy! It's normal to be shy. It's not normal to get drunk / high, etc... you know what i mean. Wish you all the best, and never stop partying! Please go to party!
>walking along >sudden stranger walking beside me >try to speed past, he's a quick walker >end up power walking to over take >do some retarded wink for no reason >30 seconds later get to crossing >waiting to go >guy walks up >start power walking on the spot whilst smiling and nodding vigorously >light goes green >shout gotta dash and power walk away >to this day have no idea why I did any of that
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>15 >sister had a bejeweled gun >got bored one bejeweled one of my bras like crazy >wore it to school forgetting I had to change for gym class >got laughed at by an entire locker room full of girls and asked on a daily basis for a month afterward why I didn't wear my "sparkling bra".
My life from ages 13-20 was full of stupid moments like this and I can't help but wonder what I was thinking when I did every single one of them. probably wasn't thinking at all.
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>>25764778 can you still quote a full episode? I remember I didn't have internet for a while so I inadvertently memorized the wrathgate cinematic from the .avi in the folder. Salutarea pero gloria fuga glooorie, i wayforward thank the light for lordaeron for the alliance bleagh aaurgh shksl plach back you mindless wretches! sossatussa gorraa! bleeh Fight on brothers! rise up sons of the horde blood and glory await us, tutuuuut Lok'tar ogar for the horde! for the horde! I was wondering if you'd show up I couldn't let the alliance have all the fun tuday nnyaah ... ARTHAS the blood of your father, of your people demands justice, come forth coward and answer for your crimes, ggrrmmm hrrr you speak of justice of cowardice i will show you the justice of the grave and the true meaning of fear. enough talk let it be finished yeearg aargh shwhi you will pay for all the lives you've stolen boldly stated but there is nothing you can-- bamm what? ha ha ha ha did you think we had forgotten did you thing we had forgiven? behold now the terrible vengeance of the forsaken death to the scourge and death to the living! bamm bamm FALL BACK bam bamm clang bamm guuh blech uuuurgh this .. isnt .. over.. ha ha hahah now all can see, this is the hour of the forsaken. guuh bleeh we are finished, no escape, for any of us. uuhhh gguhh
>2006, 12 years old >Dad finally got me a cell phone, it has a camera which was a huge deal to me back then (RAZR) >Summer vacation, stuck at grandparents rural house with no internet or vidya >Was basically unsupervised and bored 90% of the time because my grandparents traveled a lot and slept like the dead >Start going stir crazy >Stay up late watching Adult Swim on the TV in their kitchen (Yeah.) >Decide to test my phone's video function out of boredom >Gather random shit from around the kitchen and record it >Somehow end up reenacting entire episodes of Inuyasha using salt/pepper shakers, utensils, bottles, etc. as characters. Myself doing the voices (badly) >Send them to my friends in 15 second text message-sized clips >Also being dweeby tweenagers, they think it's funny and weird as hell >I continue doing it every night, making my version of the night's Adult Swim anime lineup using my famous cast of items >By the end of the summer my phone memory is mostly taken up by these clips, too afraid to put them on YouTube because girls might see >Years later (2014) one of my friends finds one he sent to his email inbox back then >We watch it and laugh hysterically, but his gf comes over and sees it too, recognizes my voice >Want to kill myself right then and there, friend keeps replaying a part where I weakly scream as Kagome >She thinks it's cute, we eventually move on from it >Secretly delete it from his inbox and computer that night while I slept over >He doesn't notice the next day, still brings it up every so often but doesn't mention the file missing >To this day I'm paranoid he still has a copy, let alone any of my other friends
>>25765449 Can almost guarantee you the guy said, "hey could you stop putting your hair on my desk?" Then when the girl laughed at him, he replied "well next time you do it, I'm cutting off your hair.". Then the next day in class he followed through.
>one year and a half ago >walking with two friends >a guy arrive with his bike >think he's someone that I know >stop him staying in front of him and saying hello >he goes away >his girlfriend follows him asking who I was >he said that he didn't know it
I bite my hard from where the thumb connects to the arm. That big muscle. It makes sense because muscle is less sensitive to pain than fat and it's an excellent buffer for bones. If you tense it you can bite literally as hard as you possibly can and it'll only leave a mark for less than 15 hours.
I stopped doing that a long time ago. But recently after losing an incredibly dumb match in a MOBA I got so fucking mad I had to do it.
It's great, honestly. I know guys who have punched holes in their walls or broken bones in anger, but instead I've developed ways of releasing anger without any damage to anything.
There's a way you can hit any surface whatsoever as hard as you can with a fist without injuring your hand. It may not even possible for everyone. For example that one guy I tried explaining it to was unable to do it because he's a lanklet. But I have great musculature in my hands which makes it extremely nice.
People in general are stupid when dealing with anger. They go for the first thing they can, including smashing in their monitors rofl. I always retain enough self control to choose a safe target that can't get damaged. But you can't use the fist method in-doors unless you wanna risk a broken table or door or wall or whatever.
>freshman in high school >hate dad for cheating on my mom >live with dad because mom is too poor >decide it would be good payback to ejaculate into his mayonnaise (I don't eat mayo) >tell "friend" about devious plan >friend tells awesome skater bro to impress >awesome skater bro misunderstands story >awesome skater bro thinks I gave someone a handjob with mayo as lube >awesome skater bro and pals call me "mayonnaise" for the rest of high school >awesome skater bro and pals yell "mayonnaise!" any time the see me across the hall, cafeteria, etc. >tfw
>be 14 >friend comes to my house to sync his ipod on my lap top >I end up with all his files >he has a folder with pictures of girls in our class (this was before facebook etc, people used to bluetooth selfies to eachother and stuff idk why) >when he leaves look through the folder >recently got Photoshop CS off a friend on disk and had been dicking around for it >very crudely photoshop pictures of the popular girls topless, photoshop nipples on them and stuff >months later my friend comes over again and syncs his ipod >edited photos end up on there >popular kids going through his ipod when he's in class >everyone talking about it, think my friend (who is a total bro) did it >he knows it was me but blames our ex-mutual friend who both of us fell out with because he was a dick >everyone starts quizzing him on it >he tells people it was me >no one confronts me about it but pretty sure everyone knew it was me dodged a bullet
>be 16 >teacher is explaining some boring math stuff >suddenly: "anon, what would be the correct formula for this?" >no clue what to say so decide to be "funny" >knock over table and yell "OPPA GANGNAM STYLE" really hard >gangnam dance out of the classroom while looking teacher in the eye >thought it was funny >no one laughed >no one asks me about it for the rest of the year >didn't even get detention >teacher just nods at me and looks the other way whenever he sees me
In grade/middle school being so obsessed with the Titanic that I had several movies on the subject, several books on it, and would do nothing but bring up in every single conversation even if it had nothing to do with the subject.
>>25770896 Another one: >be 17 >teacher puts test results on my table for students to check >last student's a girl wearing a really revealing shirt >bends over to search for her paper in the messy heap >her tits are literally 5 inches away from my hand >pull out phone and position it like pic related to take a photo >she looks up and straight into my eyes >flap my phone and say "hehe phone got hot so just cooling it" >keeps staring >start explaining how voltage and current can make the CPU hot and that I need to cool it >tfw don't think she believed it
>>25771022 Oh forgot about this gem: >be 14 >go into classroom before class >hide in the closet >when bell rings for lunch break everyone gets out and teacher locks the classroom door >get out of closet and sit in teacher's chair >teacher and students come back and see me there >start laughing like a maniac and tell the whole class how no one noticed me hiding in the closet for the whole hour >"I tricked you all haha! I'm like a dark ninja haha!" >ignored by students >teacher just tells me to sit in my own chair >mfw dark ninja mastermind
>first grade >early in the morning before class starts, everyone waits for the teacher to come bring the kids into the class >get there extra early >was super into drawing (still am) >starts to doodle >draw some crudely drawn guy with a smiley face >friend walks up >"hey anon, watcha drawing?" >friend tells me it'd be funny if i drew a dick on the guy >"hurr durr, dicks r funny" >draws dick on the guy >literal autistic kid tells the teacher >"ANON DREW A GUY WITH HIS NOODLE OUT" >baka too many snitches >teacher looks at me like im some demented sicko >get in a lot of trouble >have to write a letter on why that's bad >teacher tells parents >parents tell me that i dun goofed >mfw
>last year as a senior in high school >qt slim redhead girl in my class with the biggest bubble butt >jeans literally meld into her crack >been fantasizing about it all year. >chem teacher is showing an experiment >everyone standing lined up to watch >she's leaning over a desk in leggings with those cheeks swaying side to side >perfect chance for the perfect creepshot for fapping purposes >quickly pull it out and start quicksnapping >fucking 'kaclick" noises and a huge flash >everything goes quiet as everyone turns around to looks at me with my phone in hand >literally getting looks of disgust and wtfs as the qt curses me out and calls me a perv >fucking spaghetti overload, Idk what to do except take it >run out of class & never come back Literally the worst moment of my life, I was pretty quiet but at least I blended in, then I became a social pariah and got bullied hardcore once it spread since I was a easy target. That last semester of school was a living hell.
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>>25771208 Shit I remember this one: >be 14 >in snowfight with class >qt grill I had a crush on puts snow in my neck >laugh and shove a handful of snow in her face >push her on the ground while rubbing my hand in her face >suddenly get pulled off her by other classmates >they pick her up and ask if she's okay >she's gasping, drooling, and crying >walk home laughing thinking she's overreacting >in bed it hit me that I almost muffled/choked her to death >tfw no one calls me police Pfew.
>>25771369 Give us the link then, bud. No reason to autistically spaz out expecting EVERY FUCKING ONE OF US to go over to plebbit to try and find our own posts.
>kindergarten >didn't understand social rules or respect based on age >did some dumb shit that I don't remember, teacher gets mad >she bends over and gives me fish lips, squeezing my lips from the sides to make them look big and retarded >talks into my face like a bitch >I don't understand why she's doing this and guess that if she can do it to me I can do it to her >grab her lips and do the same fucking thing to her >probably get in more trouble or something dumb, but I don't remember anything else
>me >HS senior year >get invited as plus one to my first ever Stacey party >mfw invited by only friend and have crippling social anxiety >get hammered before to prevent social anxiety fuckup >get there, smallish party (20-30 stacies and a few chads) >everyone's already drunk so super confidence boost >hover around only normie friend all night >easily participate in conversation with a group of rando stacies that are friends of normie friend > somewhere in the night house at approaches me and sits on my lap >mfw attention has gone to my head >mfw think it's time for funny joke >mfw "Wow your cat really likes me. He's a sexy cat. If he were a person I would smash that." >mfw when living room goes silent and normie friend tries to save me with pity laugh and fails >mfw normie friend never talks to me again and never invited to party since
>high school freshman >small as fuck school >reputation from elementary school of being booger eating crybaby is stuck with me >butt of most jokes >pe class >local chad smacks me in the face with ball >everyone laughs >"you deserve it anon" >look at teacher >he tells me to man up and deal with it >run out >go hide >don't come out >teachers have to put off class for hours to look for me crying in the corner of a old storage room no one uses >end up getting suspended >seals my reputation as pathetic beta no one likes >the one friend I had then leaves me to start hanging out with the chads
haven't had friends since, close to 8 years now of dead silence and talking to myself that was what pretty much sealed my fate a group of chads heard I was going to kill myself on my 21st birthday a few years back, so they tried to take me out to a bar but it was Sunday, bars were closed, so they took me to a liquor store, had me buy some tequila, then they bailed to go to some college party
>>25771664 Just turned 33. I was awkward as fuck until my mid twenties. Then something changed and I decided to stop giving a fuck about what anybody thinks. I started pretending to put on an act of how I thought strong older people behave. Started dressing like an old man with jeans, loafers, and dress shirts. Suddenly everybody started taking me seriously and promoting me at work. I'm now a supervisor at a factory making 70k a year without college degree. >still feel like I'm putting on an act.
>be me, hanging out at the blacktop in middle school >kid slides under the chain link fence, his leg is stuck there >oh no an emergency!! i have to help!! >run to the other side of the fence and start kicking the shit out of his foot to try and bust him out >crowd of kids yelling "what the fuck" at me >stop >talk to my friends walking back to school, "did I do something wrong, I was trying to help?" >they don't even say anything
i still think about this like every two weeks, what the fuck was i thinking
>Watch too much animu and see how characters always have their phrase/sound effect like 'desu' >Like cats so decide to meow >Gets to be such a habit that it ends up being my standard response, especially when nervous >Get in trouble about minor thing and teacher tells me off in class >its quiet, everyone listening >Teacher "well anon, what do you have to say for yourself?" >"M-M-Meow..." >Everyone including teacher give me a what the fuck is wrong with you look >Teacher: "Uh... I want a proper answer" >"Me-meow" burst into tears from embarrassment
>>25764847 >think they're doing it seriously and i was too autistic to realize they were making fun of me iktf.
The girl was actually playing along with it as well, so she would send me hearts and kiss smileys all the time when we were texting. Then when I asked her out she told everyone and they made fun of me for taking it seriously.
I once spat in a kids notebook in elementary school. Just opened it up to every page and hocked a big meaty gob of spit into it because he bullied me. He told the teacher and I had to copy everything in it over to a new notebook.
>high school >English class >teacher just wants to kill time >assigns "spoken word" project >just have to turn in the lyrics of a song and read it like a poem in front of class >don't do it >friend reminds me three minutes before class >"just write the lyrics to anything, anon. She won't actually grade it." >only know the words to one song >recite the theme to Sonic X
>be around 9 yo >only child >parents working in the garden, no one to play with >decide i want to play knights >take cushion from a lawn chair as my shield >take an actual knife from the kitchen as my sword >sperg out playing a knight and fighting dragons >wave shield and sword around wildly >suddenly, there's a knife stuck in my thigh >... >no help near >pull it out >oh fuck >bleed >tell mom i stabbed myself in the leg >doesn't believe me >"don't say such silly things, anon" >"but...okay" >tfw i'll never be a knight again but a beta stable boy
>>25764715 >go to casino >never been before, mite b cool >hanging around, checking things out >see qt asian grill watching a bunch of rich chinese dudes gamble >try to chat her up >tell her its nice to see asians because there aren't many where i am from >can instantly tell she is weirded out >realize i dun goofed >back up slowly and walk away from her
>>25764715 That picture reminds me of something pretty fucking odd my friend saw >on bus >only other people are normal looking woman and hobo in seat directly behind her >all of a sudden hobo reaches into his pocket >pulls out a comb >Oh God is he about to fucking- >starts combing woman's hair >she turns back and fucking screams >"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING" >hobo completely unfazed >"oh. I dunno." >gets off on the next stop
>primary school >sitting on the floor in class listening to teacher >chewing gum >decide I need to get rid of the gum >throw gum into kid"s hair in front of me >few minutes pass until kid realized there's gum in his hair >teacher stops the class and proceeds to cut the kid's hair to remove the gum >kid now has bald patch from where the gum was >sit there in silence and never speak of it to anyone
>>25764715 This happened about 3 years ago, had to get a new job because of it
>working at hotel as a sales consultant, usually work with around 5-6 people at any given time >one day the guy who has worked there the longest comes in with a guitar >as I'm walking by him while he's playing, he stops playing and asks if I play an instruments >without even thinking, I say "Oh, yeah, I played the piano through grades 1-12." I don't know why the hell I lied to him, and I don't know why I chose piano >he responds excitedly, tells me he has a keyboard that he never uses and wants to learn >I laugh it off and tell him I'm a bit rusty, then I go on with my day >FF like 6 months, our hotel gets a nice makeover >makeover includes an old piano that is positioned near the hotel bar >the day it arrives, don't even think anything of it >a few hours later, the fucking owner of the hotel comes in and says hi to everyone >when he stops at me, he mentions that he had heard I played piano and wanted me to play for him and the rest of the crew and guests >mind starts racing, remember what I had told my coworker so many months ago >I tell him no thanks, I'm a bit rusty and have to go home soon >"Nonsense!" he says, and he fucking drags me to the piano >sit there for about two minutes, act like I'm tuning the piano or something >surrounded by about 8-10 people >start playing mary had a little lamb, everyone giggles >stop playing, turn around with tears in my eyes, and walk out >quit the job that night
I sat behind some guy and threw soap water in the back of his head at school we sat behind desks like in op's picture he just looked at me and then took the bottle and covered me in soap water i dont know why i did it
>>25776440 found out she had been cheating on me by following her while she took her driving lessons. turned out she had an affair with the guy. Now note that she owned a horse at a ranch. I was the guy that drove her there so she could ride her horsey every week and because of that i became good buddies with the stableboys/managers there.
When i found out about the whole cheating thing I just went nuts. After i confronted her she gave me the business about how I was not the one AKA she would rather smoke on chads pole. So I drove over to the ranch and talked to the stableguys there. The thing was, was that her horse was not fit for riding anymore, only slow woodrides, grooming etc. So the boys there just took some horsemedicine and added a toxic cocktail to it. The horse died very peacefully if you treehuggers out there would like to know. Anyway i never told HER about this and she remained depressed for so long after that, it makes me all giggly like a schoolgirl.
TLDR-never get it on with a girl who rides horses cause they are all mentally fucked up.
i once tried to pass off i had multiple personality disorder in front of all my friends by changing my voice and asking who i was. then i proceeded to name off the symptoms i have. ;_; i was in 8th grade. none of my friends have mentioned it since but i still think about it and cringe so hard
>>25777482 I did a few times that week, but I deleted them soon after. Every fap ended in shame. They were a constant reminder of that embarrassment. Fuck reliving that moment, I was cringing even typing that out thinking back on it.
>>25764715 >that pic holy shit I just had a flashback of when I was in primary school and I cut some of the girls hair infront of me. She told the teacher and I got absolutely destroyed. She asked why I did it and I just said "I don't know why"
>>25776372 Nope, did you know someone like that too?
I'm extra embarrassed about it looking back now because it was at a good girls school and i was the only one who (openly) like anime and was weeby, so there werent even other dumb kids like me to share the awkwardness
>20 or 21 >my first 3 years as a 100% pure grade NEET >entire life was playing FFXI for 16 hours a day and hiding from the world >friend from childhood i hadnt seen in 10+ years calls >ignore it in the hopes that he thinks i died and will leave me alone >9 missed calls >calls stop, in the clear back to glorious mmo grinding >next day >knock on the door >OH SHIT >OK SAME PLAN, IGNORE AND IT WILL GO AWAY >after 5 minutes of knocking, OH GOD THE DOORS NOT LOCKED, he starts to open the door >dash to the bathroom, close the door, and hide in the shower >he proceeds to walk around the house shouting my name >approaches the bathroom >stands outside, asking "are you in there..." >this goes on for what seems like an eternity >he finally leaves
Haven't seen him since. That was about the point where I realized that normalcy probably wasn't happening for me.
>>25778610 thats not autism, that's avoidant personality disorder A lot of people self diagnosis themselves with it because they think "wanting to be alone sometimes" qualifies them, but the actual shit is not even comparable.
>>25764715 I haven't fucked up majorly. I just watch people below me fail, and don't do what they did. For instance >In freshmen year >friends with qt 3.14 >attractive, but had boyfriend >I didn't care too much for her anyways beyond friends >I did like one her qt 3.14 scene/emo friends though >I talk to her whenever I can, which is whenever my friends talks to her >often enough, twice a day. >then enters Juden >die Juden was a sperglord untermensch >tubby, glasses, always wore layers >but probably closer to me than I wanna believe. >turns out he had a big thing for my friend >one day he asks her out >stutters and has a slight lisp >clearly audible to the entire class >when he finally asks her out, she laughs >tells him she has a boyfriend already >I laugh at him too >never see much of him often. He liked another girl I knew, and she was creeped out by him. I'm sure there are 5 others, too, but I only know those 2 for certain.
But he taught me that being honest is literally the worst thing to do. Thanks Juden.
>>25779004 Actually his mistake was not reading signals, not doing his research, and setting himself up for a situation where rejection would impact his social standing the most. If you have a modicum of tact and any personal hygine, honesty can actually work to your advantage. Trust me, I'm a skinnyfat 6/10 and it's gotten me laid on two seperate occasions.
>>25779481 How comfy must you live, making 15 fucking thousand buckaroos a month. Assuming you work 40 hours a week, your hour is worth nearly 400 god damn dollars. Jesus Christ why are you even here. You could buy your own friends.
>In grad 7 >spare time, told to read >gets silent, me and friend start being autistic and bothering each other >halfway through, lunge forward to hit him >shart in pants well doing it >everyone hears and laughs >literally sitting in own shit for rest of class Another one >grade 7 last week before summer >everyone is on some band trip >I am not because no friendo to go with >sitting in class with about three others >grill I liked was there >Tells me I look lonely and to sit by her >fuck yeah >no more talking between us and class ends >as I get up I feel a bit sick >lean over to grab stuff >well leaning my ass was directly facing her >shart myself >she hears and can smell >wanna die right on the spot
Wow these threads would be sad if they weren't so funny. Guys its not hard to make friends, all you have to do is be confident and act like the person you really are deep down inside. People are attracted to others who act like genuine people, and who don't try and pretend to be a "Chad" or "Stacie" the only person who can change your situation is you!
I know how it feels to be an outcast, I had maybe five close buds in HS who I'd see most weekends, and probably talked to only 10ish girls all throughout. Didn't have my first kiss till 18 or a serious GF till 20, now I'm a few years older and am in an ltr and couldn't be happier! It took a lot of effort to dig myself out but again, if you're willing to change yourself it's easy! You guys are capable of making it just like myself, I promise it's not that hard if you set your minds to it
I pissed my pants a few times in elementary school. The teachers at the after school program always gave me a spare pair of sweat pants and they'd call my mom. Wasn't out of fear or anything, it just kind of happened from time to time
>>25766373 I hated that shit. Most of my mainstream teachers wouldn't ask me to read things aloud, but there was one day in particular in 9th grade English class that we had a sub, and she called on me to read. I wished I had just refused to read, or walked out of the class or told her to fuck off, but instead I tried to read out loud and completely spilled my spaghetti everywhere.
Flipped out at a girl for thinking I was mexican. She said she only dated mexicans, and I was like I'm fucking 1/32 armenian. Only Mexicans would think a mexican could be as beautiful as me. I then went on to claim that I was white enough to join the aryan brotherhood. She was a babe too all my friends were comparing her to sasha grayylmao. It's not like I was ready for it at all, I had already concluded nothing was gonna happen with those girls.
Here's something I did learn that night: Bitches love nice shiny pajamas(like satin or silk) cause they know a man in nice pajamas loves to cuddle.
>Dad gets lung cancer >Everyone says "I'm so sorry our condolences" >Dad dies >"But do I really have to go to the funeral? Mafia 2 was just released" >Mom gets schizophrenia and goes to healthcare >"We are so sorry to hear about your mother" >"ok" >Sister went Morrocco, found out she is a prostitute now >Dont care
All I want to do is mod and work with programming, only recently have I started to think something might be wrong with me. People dying has zero impact on me.
>be at daycare, playing in sandbox >young Chad starts messing with me and filling in the holes im digging >get mad and throw bucket of sand in his eyes >so much sand he has to go to the hospital >mom leaves work to pick me up and explain that if he had done that to me she'd have lost her mind and that chad's mom feels the same way about her son >guilt
I still feel bad about it to this day. He never came back to the daycare, and there's no way for me to track him down to apologize.
>teacher calls me up to the front of class to work out a problem >start spilling spaghetti >call addition and subtraction "baby math" because i didn't immediately think of the words >probably sound pretentious >shuffle back to my seat >want to die
>be at playground for homeschool meetup >my two friends (they're twins) fall off the carousel >panic >run to my mom to ask for help >end up yelling fuck so loud everyone hears >mom is ashamed >have to leave early >friends weren't even seriously hurt >they eventually stop talking to me
>>25770896 reminds me. one time in bio, a class of like 20 people maybe, i was tasked with handing out tests. I thought i'd be funny and say everyone's test scores in a way like i didn't know what I was doing. no one understood and just thought I was being autistic so noone laughed and no one stopped me, despite it being a mean thing to do and I feel bad still to this day.
>>25785478 >tfw was chad in preschool and early elementary >parents didnt like that >suppressed all of my confidence and assertiveness >gave me anxiety >only now regaining social skills >>25785490 Was she?
>sixth grade >friends I'm playing yugioh with get bored >topic of girls comes up >say that one of the girls in our class is "s-s-sexy" >mates start teasing >sperg the fuck out, think they're going to tell everyone >slap one of my friends in the face, kick him in the shin >run out of the school like a little bitch >muffins at home, feelin' better >mum gets back >ohshit.png >"why aren't you at school anon?" >revenge of the sperg >run into the woods >cry a lot
>be 4 >be in preschool >see blocks like pic related >take one home in my coat >no idea what i was going to do with one block >also no concept of stealing but whatever >get home >realize it's still in my coat >get excited and produce my block >instantly stop caring because 4yo retardation >toss it on the back porch >3 years later >porch covered in clutter >play in clutter alone because 7yo retardation >see the block and remember >at this point i know about stealing and feel massive guilt >no one must know >little brother shows up >asks what i'm doing >i say "porch olympics" >start tossing clutter >little brother joins in >now he's throwing shit >in the chaos i stealth-bury the block in clutter >evidence concealed >mom hears the ruckus >puts swift end to porch olympics >also she didn't see the block which was important >later that year is first confession >catholic ritual where you tell a priest all your bad shit >then he tells you to say some prayers >tell priest i stole a toy in preschool >priest gives me nasty lecture >i'm fucking terrified >start having nightmares about my mom finding the block and turning me over to the cops >going to prison >all the nightmares >frequently check the porch to see if the block is still there >it always is >stew in my own dread daily for four more years >one day i make a plan to dispose of the evidence >the plan is throw it in the trash >go to the porch >it's still there >look around >grab the block and run as fast as i fucking can to the trashcan >can't just drop it on top, that's too obvious >someone will be like "what's that block doing in there?" >reach deep into the trash and deposit it at the bottom >pull my arm out >now have a half-sleeve of filth stuck to my one arm >but it doesn't compare to the filth i felt in my soul >run to the shower and wash filth away >next day my mom takes the trash out >nightmares over forever like porch olympics >can now safely rehash all of this because statute of limitations >i won
>>25764767 >woman on the internet >kek Guy here, if someone messed with my hair that way I would kill him. Hair is even more valuable for a guy since you know you won't have it for the rest of yout life.
I once game a girl a cd with a bunch of songs she liked that I listened to, but i fucking pretended It was a radio show and recorded intros and outros thinking it was cute
I asked my theater teacher to allow me to write and direct my own play as a project. It was about a family and everyone was a different alien from a different planet, think "the munsters" but with aliens, poorly rehearsed and performed infront of a class of juniors.
I tried to arrange my own video game competition, they allowed it. It had 10 participants ad ran during lunch time, so random people came wandering in thinking it was just a bunch of kids playing games during the lunch period. I had the selected participants play a variety of different games as a sort of triathlon. Game Crazy was a sponsor.
It actually cost us more money then it raised, and someone stole a game.
I tried throwing a pre graduation party, only I thought it would be better to only invite 6 people and we would all hang out and eat BBQ and listen to music, not realizing that in high school, people wanna go to parties with a large group of people and drink and listen to loud music and dance. So no one showed up but a very close friend, and eventually he left to a different party without me, though he did ask, I just declined and went to my room.
in elementary I showed my two best friends my erection because if fascinated me. they just thought it was funny, so funny in fact that they repeated the story to my family while I was cutting the cake at my 11th birthday.I remember the look on my uncles face as my best friend, laughing, used his index finger to demonstrate how it all went down in the boys bathroom that day.
>>25764715 >be me >work for corporation for 11 years >trying to get a ratcheting strap prepped >always had one prepared before,so already spilling spaghetti >girl walks by >pretty sure I've seen her before, but not positive >know there's a new girl in office called "X" >"hey, believe it or not after all this time I've never started a ratcheting strap before >always had one prepared, heh. Do you know how to do this?" >girl shows me I'm over thinking it and has it ready in a second >"Oh, I thought you had to secure it" >"It is secured" >"I mean like double it back on itself or tie it" >"...maybe there's a way but that'll work" >"th-thanks. You're X right? Nice to finally meet you!" >"You've met me before it's just been a few years..." >*girl blank stares* >"I-I mean since oh started working for this branch of the company, haha" >*awkward pause* >*run away*
The rest of the shift was shite 2bh m80 because I was self conscious I sperged out so hard. This was ~24 hours ago. Kill me.
>>25765315 How deluded are you? Haven't you seen a new guy trying to get in a group of chads? They will bully as fuck and has to endure it until a new guy appears. Don't you know that no matter how good friends two girls seem they will shittalk about the other at her back and will betray her and bully her if she can get something out of it? Chads/Stacies aren't nice with anybody, specialy with other Chads/Stacies because they are their rivals.
>be in middle school >talking with QT oneitis >topic switches to who i liked. she starts listing all of her friends >i say no to all of them. she still starts listing more names, i say yes to one of them so we can change the topic. >mfw she left that talk thinking i liked one of her friends
> Be me > Be 14 years old > Have huge cruss on Aryan Princess > Try flirting like a beta > Give compliments everyday > When she is not at school, call her to inform her on the Homework > When I skip school I ask her about homework > We arent even friends, just classmates > Whole class knows I have a cruss on here > They ask why I try because she doesnt like me > they insist I tell them I have a cruss on her but I refuse > Subhuman marrocan filth asks me why I cant get her. > Prepare for maximum Beta Overdrive > My love for her is like the sun and she is a flower which refuses the sun.
Cringe about for years
> Be me > Be 16 > Work in grocery store and have to refill it. > New coworker arrives > A total manlet chad > Dont know how he pulls it off, but he does. It /fit/ etc/ > Me and other coworkers start talking and having a good time while also working > He turns to me and says: Anon, You are pretty cool
> I am filled with happiness, A chad thinks I am cool. I have decent looks but always manage to fuck things up > I say, Wow thank you > Another coworker stand next to me: > '' Uhm, he just said you are weird, why would >you answer like that? ' >Me: WHat? > Chad: Yeah, the guys made a list of weird guys and you are on it > Honestly it doesnt surprise me one bit. > Still it sucks pretty much.
Highschool was filled with stuff like this. Pretty glad I was never bullied or something like that. Just knew who to talk to and who to avoid.
This is the most autistic thing you've all done? I'm not even autistic and I've done way worse things. Also a question to the autismos: After you did this kind of thing, did you just move on with your life or did you avoid the person/never went to that place again, ect?
>first time with a girl >had really awkward sex for 30 seconds >went on my back and she starts jerking me off >takes over 1 hour to finish me >load shoots all over my face >curled up under the covers and cried >said i was just embarrassed and asked her to pls leave the room for a moment >we watch American Dad for a bit >she tries to cuddle me >I dont want to cuddle >she starts crying >I go home >start crying when I get home because I feel bad for not wanting to cuddle her after awkward sex
>Be around 10 >Worry obsessively about sounding like a sperg when speaking >To double check I don't sound retarded, repeat everything under my breath once I've said it >Becomes a habit with all friends and family >After a few months, mother comments on it casually >Dumbfounded, I ask my dad if he has noticed my tick >He has >Realise everyone has been able to hear my do my little autismo check the whole time >Oh the irony
>be me on school trip >stacey decides to take 'interest' me, constantly slapping me in the face and laughing "oh anon you're so funny" >Think its kinda weird shes slapping me for no reason >too autistic and beta to tell her to stop, not to mention her immense popularity with chads who will beat my ass if i do anything back >She continues this game of hers until my patience runs out >Punch her in the face >she spends next 20m crying and cleaning her mouth of blood >all her girlfriends surround her and look at me like some monster >mfw no one will listen/care about my side of it
>be 10th grader me >In small SPED school for learning disabilities and Aspergers >working on my spelling workbook with mid 20 something hot female teacher's assistant >one of the answers I have to spell "goodnight" >Incredibly tired and only half awake >end up writing "goodnites" instead... >immediately realize my mistake OhShit.jpg >frantically erase what I wrote >glance up at her >she has a strange look that looks like she knows >quickly write "goodnight" like I should have to began with... I felt incredibly embarrassed after that for at least the rest of that class.
>13 years old >move to a new school >qt blonde chick tells me she likes me like within the first week >afraid of love so i tell her i don't know her quite well yet >she laughs in my face saying >implying i want to be with you i hope you didn't believe that >mumble hehe oh thank g-god >later sit with her and chad and his gf on playground >chad and his gf start kissing >girl starts licking my ears not enough social awareness to know that she's into me she was like the perfect blonde 10 but like a 'bad' chick who did awful at school and hung out with older guys etc
i don't understand why i was too autistic to make a move on her the opportunity was perfect...
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