Myers-Briggs

>>25763259
ITT: horoscopes

I am intj, I know that these tests largely mean nothing but I'm still proud of it

>all these spree shooters

Nice

>>25763304
you're retarded in a completely original comment way

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honestly who the fuck gives a shit about this pseudo science? these threads are fucking cringey and add nothing of value to the board

>>25763259
>everyone wants to be INTJ here
>We are all just INTP's

>>25763330
This board has no value so who cares

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>>25763259
I'm an intj too. What is it about 4chan that attracts intjs they say they are rare but I see them everywhere on here unless you guys are lying.

>>25763368
>What is it about 4chan that attracts intjs

The short answer is it doesn't, the test is flawed.

Questions are worded like "Do you vale evidence over emotion?" and, of course, everybody says they do. Even if they're in reality very emotional people.

Hence why online tests are unreliable.

>>25763368
because as I say everyone on 4chan is a bitter want-to-be psychopath and answer the Brigg's Meyers in terms of their ideal self

>>25763330
It's fun. Stop being such an autist.

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>>25763259
>tfw you have the same personality type as Adolf Hitler and Osama bin-Laden

>>25763399
I answered honestly and still got intj. Does this mean i'm going to be a spree shooter?

>>25763396
Personality tests are unreliable. Just a deep neurochemical test can give you the possibility to interpret your behaviour and therefore your personality.

>>25763418
INTJ is not a meme-psychopath its more like a corporate kind of psychopath. Although admittedly a huge chunk of 4chan consists of wannabe meme psychopaths *ahem Elliot Rodger votaries*

Why do I always get the Chad type ESTP even though I'm a robot? The cognitive functions seem to fit quite nicely, but the stereotype does not. Maybe I'm an ISTP with an exhibitionist streak?

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ENTJ.
>Pic related

Got INTJ from online tests but ISTJ from an official test from my university. These tests really depend on your mood that day

>>25763456
>Chad
> ESTP

>>25763476
OK then Anon, what is the Chaddest MBTI type? There is no better option than ESTP.

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intj confirmed for spree killer

>>25763886
Estp and esfp

My horoscope is INFJ. Any others here?

>>25763923
ESFP here. The quotes describe me to a T.

>>25763923
Trump is no ESTP, more like ENTJ.

infp boys we out here, you autists make me sick to my stomach

Intj too,
aparently its pretty common for robots

>Vladimir Putin
>Friedrich Nietzsche
>Ludwig van Beethoven

feelsgoodman

>>25764010
No, those are great iconoclastic extremely ambitious men who robots imagine themselves as

>>25763259
Entj

Stephen King
LeBron James
Dolly parton
Wynona ryder

>>25763923
INTJ is and will forever be master race.

just lol at your pathetic attempt to shame it with your shitty meme labels

>>25764039
i liked Nietzsche because i felt like i knew the stuff he was talking about before i even knew who he was

>>25764129
Was this post meant to be so ironic?

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I score either INFP or INTP depending on the test.

>>25763472
There should be an x if you aren't strong either way
Like IxTP

>>25764136
so does every Nietzsche fanboy tho. Of course the truth is that none of the Nietzsche fanboys have any idea what he meant

>Actually an INTJ
>People rarely believe me, think I'm ISTP
>Stereotyped with neckbeard narcissistic virgin android fedora-owning 8-wanks-a-day waifu justice warrior-bots
>Wish I was titled as an ISTP

I dislike when people say we are a master race.

It only leaves room for mockery. Nobody is a master race if all have the freedom to forbid servitude, and we should not be the masters of a broken system.

ALSO:
Augustus Caesar (arguably)
Sir Isaac Newton
Hannibal Barca

ENFP here. Can act like a ENTP however, and also have my shut in INFP side

INTP every time and it fits strongly. Sisters both are too.

I since I often avoid people and like alone time
N since I have my head in the clouds and theorize about everything I see. I also like to reference what I see against knowledge and experience.
T since I don't care about feelings (to sometimes bad ends invluding exes and angry friends/family) and I like to use logic to pick things apart
P since I'm a free spirit retard and I like to do whatever I want whenever I want and anything set in stone upsets me

I'm a mathematician.

>>25764227
Ehh, i doubt anybody but him will. Its all one man's opinion to a certain extent.

>>25763259
INFP.

Probably some whiny asshole.

ISTJ is the most classically autistic type, letter by letter.

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>>25764258
>can act like
>XD i have my INFP side too so quirky
>ENFP
yep all in order here

>>25763923
INFP here, I kek'd, almost true

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come at me robots

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>>25763259

I'd just like to explain something to this board: according to Jung, INTJ:s (or, rather, Ni dominants with Fi as internal judging) are batshit insane.

This is because Ni causes you to live in an internal shamanistic dreamworld and Fi is literally your personal private emotions acting as the only internal backup mechanism and "spine".

There is even a video of him explaining this concept: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_7DpbJ1xFg

So if we actually follow this model and you take it seriously then you must also admit that you are a lunatic solely dependent on external reality for structure and grounding, and furthermore that this structure or grounding is something you turn away from due to your introversion.

PERIODIC REMINDER THAT INTJs ARE JUST INTPs THAT HAVEN'T GROWN UP YET

>>25763304
Underrated post


2846955

>>25763440
INTJ is not inherently psychopathic.

It's being organised and ordered.

Sure, in an already unpleasant person that can make them very good at being unpleasant.

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>TFW I got intj on every test I've ever taken
>TFW same personality type as Walter white and Isaac newton

>>25765604

Oh, and I score INTJ always by the way so it's not like I'm berating others.

It's just that people don't work with the model and instead go by the simplified version presented by Myers-Briggs.

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>Hehe.... I bet you plebeians don't even know all the logical fallacies by heart. Can you even debate, bro?

ENTP
Same as Obama.

>>25763259
I am an intj. I prefer to be alone and I dont have much empathy so I rationalize things.

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ISTP

>Erwin Rommel, the most memed commander of all time.

>Diogenes the Dog, most profound philosopher to ever live.

>Donald "I don't do diplomacy" Rumsfeld

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MemeTJ reporting in

>>25763346
No.
You are all ISTJs WISHING you were INTJs because you are all fucking retarded and get off to having le epic letter combination

can anyone post the pepe one

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>be me
>intj
>university project due
>too lazy to do it
>'break' into project server
>steal work from other student
>likeigiveafuck.mov


I dont even know how to play chess.

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>>25763259
>Tfw ENTP
>Basically INTJ without the autism
>Creative AND logical
>/mischievous/

>>25770065
You're not an INTJ. If you're lazy at all you're a P type.

>>25771005
It was a subject I had no interest in, so that's why.

INTP master race
>Richard dawkins
>Emmanuel Kant
>Einstein
>rene descartes
>Charles darwin

>>25771134
The problem is that INTP's are useless unless they are smart. I don't mean run of the mill I got an A in math class mommy! smart, I mean 4+ SD.

>everybody on /r9k/ is depressed and suicidal losers
>except in mbti threads
>everyone is 10/10 humans with big penises

>>25771263
Don't you know?

The average internet user has an IQ of 147,wields a 7.5 inch penis, and is 6' tall.

>>25765604

To be fair, INFJs are just as much (if not more) insane.

They also live in a shamanistic dream world and the only way for them to make sense of the world around them is an internal, warped sense of logic (Ti).

Come to think of it, ALL Ni and Si people have the potential to be complete lunatics.

>>25771263
Where does anyone say that?

>be me
>use to be INTP
>then a year later INTJ

am now ISFP
Just retook the test and got ISFP again. I retook it 2 months ago and still got the same result

>>25765604
Coming from a self-assessed INTJ, I think this is true. Look at this list of INTJs and notice the disproportionate of these people that went insane at one point or another: http://www.celebritytypes.com/intj.php

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>>25763259
INTP

kristen stewart
abe lincoln
sigourney weaver (the one thats not a cuck)
cuck my shit up senpai

>tfw ISTJ
>tfw the most autistic personality