Joining the military was a mistake.
Robots do not do this. This isn't a good idea for people with motor disabilities. A symptom of autism.
Theirv faces when they laugh at my retarded ass.
Why are you hiding my thread?
Because I actually have disabilities?
>brother joins the military
>dad and brother becomes military shills
i fucking hate normies so much
Just be dumb in general. I have no common sense and actually dumb so im always one step behind everyone. Like when we're doing the formation stuff I just fall behind i cant keep up. Im just dumb
I left for basic training a month after high school. I was going to get kicked out for not having a job (during the recession, I wasn't getting call backs for job interviews) and had no money for college. I had no friends and was not on good terms with my family.
I've been in five and a half years, and it was a decent decision. I've made some decent money, have all the games I want, and haven't had to see my family for over half a decade now. I hate the job and feel my morale shoot down every time I have to go to work and am basically the military's bitch, but it's a life. I will be done in six months and go to school for continued housing allowance, and that's pretty much it.
>I have no common sense and actually dumb so im always one step behind everyone
Oh god that sounds exactly like me
>tfw stupid as shit but got 98 on asvab
What branch are you in OP, I joined the Navy and I ship for basic in 3 WEEKS senpai I am nervous af.
I am fit enough but I am scared about marching and memorizing everything
I am going to be an E4 after C-school though so at least I will make enough money to have a good life
It's a good life for people who want to be told what to do. Decent money for no experience, job training, guaranteed pay, Healthcare, housing and food allowance. Plus, you can retire at 20 years. If I stayed in for the whole 20, I could retire by the time I was 38. I just collect paychecks, get comfy and play video games at home, and show up to do my job where I basically browse 4chan 8-12 hours.
You'll be ok bro. The navy gets tons of people like you. Im kind of drunk but they love guys like you.
I only got a 70 on asvab but im going in as yeoman which is basically like an administrative job on a ship. I am only E1 because I was missing two credits like an idiot but ill make it up somehow. How'd you get E4 before boot camp?
Look man im drunk but we're both going to make it man. I love you were going to make it.
I am fit as fuck also but that doesn't mean shit sadly.
Life sucks in the military if your a Nub, get used to it. The faster you Qualify (become useful) the sooner it gets easier, if your a shit bag and do the minimum you will get more work thrown at you.
Doesn't apply to yeoman you fucks get it easy because your the officers bitches
Good thing autists aren't allowed to join the military in my country.
Easy to bypass, but if you only want to enlist into the cannon fodder tree. You're requirements are like not smaller than 1,65m, not absolute skeleton, no landwhale and ok eyesight.
Fitness testing starts for NCOs entry and Officers.