No unlimited wishes or wishes that would lead to you fulfilling unlimited wishes (ie more wishes, more genies, power of a god, etc.)
1. Force abilities
2. The power to go back in time
3. A fully functional costume like pic related
I would go back and assist Elliot Rodger in his killing of whores, then train him as my apprentice.
1. Ultimate lifeform (like cars)
2.Ability to travel between this and fictional dimensions.
3.The ability to project weapons/swords of mythical design, along with their abilities. (regardless of their universe of origin.)
Travel around as an immortal hero saving one world at a time.
Can our wishes get wishmastered? If not then
>world peace by means other than nuclear war or totalitarian rule
>full development of struggling nations without slave labor
>panacea for all diseases
>wishing for world peace
Biggest giveaway that somebody is a fucking normie. A robot is more likely to wish for the world ot end. Fucking normies.
I'm this guy. I'd like my second wish to be for all normalfags to fucking disappear.
I wish this moment right now before i make my wishes was a save point and that I can reload to this point whenever I want and that my previous wishes carry over into this timeline.
The next wish is that I can change peoples attitudes. If I see somebody being an asshole I can change them to being a nice person. If they are sad I can change them to being happy. All I have to do is focus on them.
My last wish is that I don't get hangovers. Ever.
>Not being mentally broken and enforcing your justice on every world.
>not saving everyone from your fate.
>not living forever with one purpose as a machine.
I have no friends but that's not what makes me a robot. What makes me a robot is that I don't want friends. I don't want a girlfriend. I'm more of a robot than pretty much everyone here. Now stop responding, "buddy". We'd never be buddies, not in this life. Fucking normies.
No, we're not going to be loners together. We're not going to be anything together because I'm nothing like you. I know how to use a car but I'm not good at driving. I'd gladly drive off a cliff if you were riding passenger, though.
1. Physically perfect human being
3. Time travel
Debate me bitches. I am the perfect balance of incredible power without the crushing existential weight of powers such as time travel or reality-bending that would eventually wear down any mortal.
>wish I were in germany
>wish I were dutch-ovened by gorgeous german girl
>Wish for a pistol to blow my brains out
>Wish for a pistol to blow my brains out
Nah. Nah you're right
Wish for the german girl to have the ability to kill me with the farts.
2 birds one stoneharder bird.
The third bird is my penis.
>my friend's Mom didn't struggle anymore
>that my abusive step-father had never seen me
>ay yo genie last wish, free my nigga
1. Money. Something like a permanent 100k in the bank for life.
2. Ability to make any crazy fetish of mine a reality without any negative repercussion.
Would save the last wish in case of an emergency.
>ability to appear at any age i want while also being immortal until i decide i want to die
>the ability to cum any amount i want
>whatever the eternal form of obito's mangekyo sharingan would've been
1) a wallet that would always have the highest bill of whatever country I wanted. Infinitely that could never be lost
2)the ability to know the future of cause & effect. Example: know how my actions and responses would play out essentially.
>a life as long as long i want to love
>psychic powers that scale with how smart i am
lead humanity to a new age enlightenment. I shall make our vr waifus real robots
1. Immortal, meaning I'd never die, my body would stop aging once it reached it's prime age and It could never be destroyed.
2. Never feel pain
3. Only ever be happy - wpuldn't be depressed if someone I loved died, would never get bored or feel anger or any negative emotions.
I would do everything in the universe and then when the universe ended float around in bliss, unending happiness for eternity.
here ill just do bullshit science and live in a kickass space base
You're a fucking edgelord faggot
1. Ability to materialize any food/drink I wanted by just thinking about, it would already be properly prepared of the highest quality with only the finest ingredients.
2. Godlike Perception, such as being able to see a bullet's trajectory before it's about to be fired and easily dodge also being able to easily counter attack people when they try to assault me since it would seem as though they are moving in slow motion so they'd never be able to hit me.
3. Godlike Endurance and resistance to all forms of toxin/poisons or anything harmful to the human body, I could breathe under water and things like fire could not burn me and I would be disease free.
I'm happy with this combo, though I probably will think of a better combo later but for right now I'd live happily with these 3 abilities.
I'm hoping that after getting smart I'd pick better wishes. But my idea is to be smart enough to do whatever and have the money and charisma to do it.
Plus many pussy
This is a pretty good combo, you have the intelligence, charisma and wealth.
It's boring and unoriginal but still you can't really go wrong with those three, you are basically like Bruce Wayne without the whole Batman persona so essentially a super rich playboy that fucks bitches daily.
I mean at least you wouldn't have to work and could just do whatever you wanted while fucking girls, sounds like a good life.
1. Live as long as the human race (excluding me, of course)
2. Ability to travel anywhere instantly.
3. Unlimited mental capacity (no limit to how much I can learn)
I think that makes for an entertaining and possibly very long life. The second one is mostly because airplanes are basically temporary concentration camps and any other way is slow as fuck.
Is being shot at, robbed, getting poisoned, fire wounds and not being able to breathe underwater causing you problems at the moment?
You beat the OP even though he chose the preteen "Force abilities"
No they aren't causing problems but I think they would be good things to have in life, never know when someone might try to shot you, or you might drown, get burned or have some disease ravage your body.
It's just nice not to have to worry about those things.
1. Infinite money without damaging the economy and no one pays attention to it
2. Super intelligence
3. Immortality(can change age at will, don't deteriorate, don't get sick, and can die when I do a specific action)
I believe I could fix the world with those
Just give me all of his season 1 powers. When I would find you fuckers and take more.
>ability to transform into the physical object of my choosing through the manipulation of matter.
>Ability to rain fire down from heaven
>Ability to enter a separate level of consciousness and completely control all of body's functions, like my body was a computer.
Example: permanent muscle growth, lengthen dick, secrete extreme amounts of pheremones
1. My own completely unassailable personal universe (Loosely Based on the universe we are currently in) wherein I have utter and complete dominion/control over everything it contains, including myself.
I'll bank the other 2 wishes until I think of something useful. Or use them to reinforce that first wish if the wording is too loose or whatever.
>restart my life from the beginning
>shapeshifting in a way that affects attributes as well (if I shapeshift into a bodybuilder I'll have the strength of a bodybuilder)
>genius level intellect (smart enough to create whatever I want if I put my mind to it)
I wouldn't create anything outlandish or insane, but I'd want to further space exploration and make it possible for humanity to distance itself at least a little from its inevitable death.
Cute, smart, loving wife
Ability to alter anyone's age (including my own)
Intellect that encapsulates everything, known or unknown, in the entire universe, multiverse, what have you
There, I have a perfect wife, we'll live forever outside of unnatural causes (and so will our kids) whether we age backwards to not die of old age or use super intellect to cure any disease or fix any wound, and we'll eventually have the technology to leave the planet safely and forever. Also I can make my wife a loli.
if it was a wish that could grant anything then i would go to the world i created in my head
wouldn't really need the other wishes, i'd definitely waste one to end this world on my way out though.
and if they COULDN'T grant anything then i'd wish for the ability to see the future, the ability to become invisible and the ability to teleport long distances. then i'd go around stealing shit and raping women and i'd be impossible to catch because of my powers.
>I want to an objective 9/10
Why does everyone who asks for good looks not explain what they want to look like? Is the Genie meant to be a fucking mind reader or some shit? If you can't even explain what you want to look like then you might not even get what you want.
So it doesn't matter if you like yourself, as long as women like you? Wow. That is definitely a robot mentality. I really can't respect that. Chads like the way they look which is why women like them.
Well, look at like this: If you had no money, or rather, if whoever was paying for your internet had no money, I wouldn't have to read your stupid ass posts. Do you see the importance of money, now?
>All humans gain the ability to read human minds, end deceipt
>Working FTL tech suddenly appears next to the Eiffel tower, start FTL space age
>Become an immortal observer until there are less than 10 stars in the universe
Just want to enjoy this ride
Comfy wooden cottage in the middle of nowhere with free unlimited internet speed and electricity
Computer that can easily handle any game or software with no compatibility issues
A refridgerator that magically has whatever food or drink I want
>immortality unless my heart is pierced
Why would you give yourself a weakness? Somebody shoots you in the heart and you're fucking dead. Should have wished for intelligence, to be honest.
>The capacity to fully understand and see any given action's ramifications and results,
>A third group of friend who play Dota at slightly above average level from the hours of 1am - 4am.
>More slutty jailbait in my local Omegle tag.
that's it, really.
>can't buy games
Are you serious, dude? He can PIRATE all his games with his amazing internet.
>A third group of friend who play Dota at slightly above average level from the hours of 1am - 4am.
>it's just no fun to not have a good weakness
Dying isn't very fun, either. I agree that Superman is a terrible superhero, though. I like Wolverine a lot more. He seems unbeatable in all the movies but got BTFO in the most recent one.
I would never want to be truely immortal. That would suck a bag of dicks. Dying is incredibly comforting. The idea that I could walk into my bedroom, take out my 9mm, and kill myself is very comforting. I can't be trapped with a way out like death, to simply cease tl exist completely, nothingness. Nothing is more comforting to me than that control.
1. Shapeshift Self
2. Shapeshift Others
3. Perfect Memory Recall
I'd shapeshift transsexuals and perverts into their desired forms to pay my way through college, and use my perfect memory to become a genius inventor.
Why wouldn't you just wish for hyperintelligence? Memory doesn't help invention. The Neanderthals had better memory than us, but we had superior inventive and creative ability as well as breeding ability. Remembering what you learn won't help you make the leap in creativity to invent anything. You'll just be good at trivia.
The Fury's adaptability from Marvel, a personalized pocket dimension that I can travel to and from at will, and the ability to travel to the beginning of any published (I use that worse loosely) fictional work on the pretense that it acts like a vidya with all the fixings.
I would certainly would be content with that.
I didn't really know what to use for the third as shapeshifting is pretty broken already, and really I could just use it to shift into a form that's more intelligent as well as use it to reset my age and heal any wound or disease. Being too op takes the challenge out of life, and that would just be depressing as hell.
That's not how shapeshifting works imo, your mind remains the same, as well as mass, you could get very slightly more or less dense, perhaps, but that's it. And your age remains the same, only appearance is affected.
Eh, we obviously have different ideas of what shapeshifting entails. I always interpreted it as complete and perfect genetic control. You could increase intelligence by optimizing brain architecture or adding more brain matter. You could heal almost anything by speeding up cell duplication, and you wouldn't really have to age as your cells would be perfect copies of the original. If you need more mass you could act like a virus and take over/absorb whatever lifeform your in contact with. Basically I see it as becoming a perfect life form.
and Accelerator's power
1. Eternal youth (not immortality)
2. Complete control over space-time
3. Physical invulnerability
>be able to teleport around, pretty much in the same way as was shown in the film jumper
>read minds, be able to know what people think about me and anything they aren't telling me
>use last wish to set the genie free
1) the combined wealth of the top 5% wealthiest in the world (including their assets and companies) to be transferred to me to run/do with as I please
2) to have my body age at 20% of the pace of normal humans, including diseases and such; so there's more chance of them to be caught before they develop
3) to be acknowledged as a citizen of the world and therefore exempt from all laws/uprisings including the ability to live wherever the fuck i want. (this one is a bit of a waste because muh wealth, but, I wasn't sure what to pick.)
>That my waifu transformed into a real woman who loves me more than ever
>having limitless intelligence and creativity
>being able to switch between alternate versions of myself in parallel universes
1. Ability to shapeshift
2. Ability to teleport
3. Ability to make friends
>Peak human condition
>One billion dollars
>Robot loli; pic related
1. I can make anyone I want fall madly in love with me permenantly
2. I can create and enter any fictional world I want, bringing others with me if I desire
3. Have a "save system" like a video game. I can reload my saves while retaining my memories and if I die I will just revert to the last save automatically.
Thats all I want. I would live a life of pure joy.
>Being able to shred a girls clothes off with my mind
>super strength, speed and agility
#1 id like 2.5 billion pounds sterling.
#2 I would like to have a pure lifelong partner where we are faithful to each other and got on perfectly.
#3 We both would never age past the age of 20.