Why don't parents teach their children shame?
Let the great collapse happen. We're done here.
It's called being an only child.
This is why all parents need to have at least 2 children so that they can tell their siblings when they're being retarded and not have to worry about being mean about it.
I imagine this guy as a character in some vulgar goofy move co-starring someone like the fat chick from Bridesmaids, or Amy Schumer, and the intro skit is something shitty happening to him for being a quirky autist, and he gets fired from his job or something, or kicked out of community college, and he walks home to the tune of this.