you're walking down the street.
>he stops you
>asks you a question
"I will give you one million dollars if you suck 1000 dicks, no matter how long it takes. you have to swallow, every time."
>that's 2 dicks a day for 500 days
>that's 5 dicks a day for 200 days
do you take up the offer?
Sucking dick is easy as fuck. I can suck 1000 dicks in a day.
or that's 142 dicks a day for 1 week
or that's 71 dicks a day for 2 weeks
or that's 33 dicks a day for 1 month
or that's 23 dicks a day in 1 month 2 weeks
>will it be recorded
>will the dick suckIEs be screened for STIs?
Could it be the same dick repeatedly, or does it have to be different dicks?
Also, why wouldn't you just say yes? Even if you never suck a single dick in your life you're not out anything, but if at any time you decide you really need that mil you'd always have the option.
>it will not be recorded, and there is no risk of STIs.
sign me up
so how does it work? do you provide teh contacts or do I just tell you, "hey, today i sucked 20 dicks"
maybe get their signatures
as i said earlier its different dudes every time you suckle
None of your friends and family find out about it or anything. Guys come and make you suck their dick whenever you want them to. You get the money instantly when 1000 dicks have been sucked.
Kek that offer would just be a continuation of my normal life.
My unrealistic scenario would be that there's no contract, people show up for you to suck their dicks every time you want them to. As soon as you're finished, you instantly obtain one million dollars.
a realistic scenario would sound more like..
you don't sign a a legal contract with the man on the street, since prostitution is illegal. You agree with the man and tell him that you'll suck 1000 dicks for a million dollars. He tells you where his secret location is where he has men waiting for you to wrap your lips around their dicks, and cum in your throat. Every time you want to suck dick to bring yourself closer to payment, you go to a disclosed location (perhaps a warehouse) where people await you to suck their meat sticks. When you get there, you pick a guy, suck his dick, and he leaves. you can pick another guy and let him take you to town as well, or leave for today. When you finish sucking 1000 dicks, you are paid one million dollars in cash, and its given to you in a brief case.
I aint no fag either but a million bucks is a million bucks.
I respect your choice but I value money more than dignity. You can buy a lot of things with a million dollars. So long as nobody else finds out that I've been swallowing cum for 2 years, I'd be fine with it.
plus cum would make my skin smooth if i drank enough :3
I'd try to suck at least 12 dicks a day, seeing that maybe each dicksucking takes 20 minutes.
my optimal goal would be 30 dicks a day, but i don't see having enough time unless it's on the weekends.
I'd say that I found a work group that wants to train me to become an engineer. my parents would be so proud. They wouldn't question anything except how my day does and what I do. Should be easy enough to come up with excuses.
Once I have the money... I'll need to spend it carefully. Start out by purchasing small things like computer upgrades, nice clothes, movies, games, etc etc. Then I'd work my way into buying a house, something just for me. I might quit my current job, but I don't want to do it suddenly, I'd have to work that out as well. I think I'd start my own software business, I have quite a few projects I've written down and just don't have the focus/funding to work on them. I'd also help fund other projects I like on kickstarter.
My end goal would be to travelling across the world. I want to hike in Norway. Skydive into the gulf. Jetski in Jamaica. Do everything everywhere and finally experience what the world has to offer.
if sucking dick is all I need to live my life to the fullest, then I'll gargle that cum and give a thank you to every customer.
You would get used to sucking dick after the first month or two.
No, it varies. Roughly half are black with huge dicks.
gargling cum has never sounded so beneficial to me.
Screw it, change of plans. You get paid 1,000 dollars every time you suck a dick, but as soon as you suck 1000 dicks, you can'd get paid anymore.
Y-you can still suck though, i-if you want...
we're either faggots, or value money too much. I'm willing to accept both. Either way, I'm putting those dicks all the way down my throat and swallowing every last drop of semen for than 1,000,000 dollars.