you're walking down the street. >man approaches >he

I think the only people who would even consider are homosexuals and women. Porn stars do that shit already so it'd be a free million for them.

>>25759222
OP here.
Not a homosexual or a woman.
One million dollars, and all I have to do is gag on some dicks for a while? sign me up.

Nah, too much effort. If I was getting $1,000 a dick I'd consider it.

>>25759251
A thousand dicks for only a million?
>Not a homosexual
Sure thing, bud.

They have to be dicks from different people? I'd probably still do it.

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>>25759173
Sucking dick is easy as fuck. I can suck 1000 dicks in a day.

>>25759255
.. but that is 1,000 a dick. did you fail math?

or that's 142 dicks a day for 1 week
or that's 71 dicks a day for 2 weeks
or that's 33 dicks a day for 1 month
or that's 23 dicks a day in 1 month 2 weeks

2 questions
>will it be recorded
>will the dick suckIEs be screened for STIs?

>>25759278
OP is that you?

>>25759173
Could it be the same dick?

are they feminine dicks?

>>25759298
no
original hehehehhe

>>25759315
Nope, different dick every day.
>>25759325
Big throbbing dicks that cum buckets
>>25759289
it will not be recorded, and there is no risk of STIs.

>>25759362
Fuck that I'm out

Will they hold me after and tell me they love me?

>>25759441
No. They'll just leave.
U-unless you want them to...

>>25759173
Could it be the same dick repeatedly, or does it have to be different dicks?

Also, why wouldn't you just say yes? Even if you never suck a single dick in your life you're not out anything, but if at any time you decide you really need that mil you'd always have the option.

>>25759362
>it will not be recorded, and there is no risk of STIs.
sign me up
so how does it work? do you provide teh contacts or do I just tell you, "hey, today i sucked 20 dicks"

maybe get their signatures

>father how do I become successful like you?
>Son, I had to overcome many long and hard obstacles, but it was all worth it. No homo.

>>25759505
as i said earlier its different dudes every time you suckle
>>25759536
None of your friends and family find out about it or anything. Guys come and make you suck their dick whenever you want them to. You get the money instantly when 1000 dicks have been sucked.

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>>25759173
Kek that offer would just be a continuation of my normal life.

>>25759601
obviously there needs to be a legal contract and prostitution would definitely be illegal.

how do you plan to circumvent this issue?

>>25759617
My unrealistic scenario would be that there's no contract, people show up for you to suck their dicks every time you want them to. As soon as you're finished, you instantly obtain one million dollars.

a realistic scenario would sound more like..
you don't sign a a legal contract with the man on the street, since prostitution is illegal. You agree with the man and tell him that you'll suck 1000 dicks for a million dollars. He tells you where his secret location is where he has men waiting for you to wrap your lips around their dicks, and cum in your throat. Every time you want to suck dick to bring yourself closer to payment, you go to a disclosed location (perhaps a warehouse) where people await you to suck their meat sticks. When you get there, you pick a guy, suck his dick, and he leaves. you can pick another guy and let him take you to town as well, or leave for today. When you finish sucking 1000 dicks, you are paid one million dollars in cash, and its given to you in a brief case.

>>25759173
No because:

A) that's fucking disgusting
B) I'm not a fag
C) I'm saving my virginity for when I find my special someone.

>>25759173
as long as none of them are diseased then yeah, not too hard

>>25759778
I aint no fag either but a million bucks is a million bucks.
I respect your choice but I value money more than dignity. You can buy a lot of things with a million dollars. So long as nobody else finds out that I've been swallowing cum for 2 years, I'd be fine with it.

plus cum would make my skin smooth if i drank enough :3

>>25759733
if i was given $1000 per dicksuck then it'd make sense, or 50% up front

but fuck not getting paid until 1000. for all I know, it'd be a scam. I'm not that dumb

>>25759853
Would you do it if you were 100% sure it wasn't a scam? in this scenario, it is not a scam.

>>25759881
if it wasn't a scam, i'd do it, yes

>>25759906
'atta boy, do em proud.
allow me to ask your plan.
>how many dicks would you suck a day?
>what would you do with the money?

>>25759173
Are all the people white?

>>25759962
I'd try to suck at least 12 dicks a day, seeing that maybe each dicksucking takes 20 minutes.

my optimal goal would be 30 dicks a day, but i don't see having enough time unless it's on the weekends.

I'd say that I found a work group that wants to train me to become an engineer. my parents would be so proud. They wouldn't question anything except how my day does and what I do. Should be easy enough to come up with excuses.

Once I have the money... I'll need to spend it carefully. Start out by purchasing small things like computer upgrades, nice clothes, movies, games, etc etc. Then I'd work my way into buying a house, something just for me. I might quit my current job, but I don't want to do it suddenly, I'd have to work that out as well. I think I'd start my own software business, I have quite a few projects I've written down and just don't have the focus/funding to work on them. I'd also help fund other projects I like on kickstarter.

My end goal would be to travelling across the world. I want to hike in Norway. Skydive into the gulf. Jetski in Jamaica. Do everything everywhere and finally experience what the world has to offer.

if sucking dick is all I need to live my life to the fullest, then I'll gargle that cum and give a thank you to every customer.

i would if i didnt need to swallow

>>25759283
I think he means you get paid whenever you suck a dick rather than getting paid after sucking all the dicks.

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You would get used to sucking dick after the first month or two.

>>25760218
No, it varies. Roughly half are black with huge dicks.
>>25760228
gargling cum has never sounded so beneficial to me.
>>25760277
Screw it, change of plans. You get paid 1,000 dollars every time you suck a dick, but as soon as you suck 1000 dicks, you can'd get paid anymore.
Y-you can still suck though, i-if you want...

kek nope
don't care about money, I'm happy with what I earn
i wouldn't suck a dick for anything in my life
faggots

>>25760642
we're either faggots, or value money too much. I'm willing to accept both. Either way, I'm putting those dicks all the way down my throat and swallowing every last drop of semen for than 1,000,000 dollars.

>>25760642
enjoy your poptarts while I'm drinking mamosas every morning given to me in bed with a tray of strudels and plate of cocain

>>25760891
>1 million
>drinking mamosas every morning given to me in bed with a tray of strudels and plate of cocain
KEK
Good luck with that, one million is fucking nothing these days

>>25759173
no fucking way.

also sage and fuck off with your homosexual fantasies.

>>25761022
it was just a question, jees