>Hey anon, want a bite of my cookie? ^_^ >tfw no cookie gf

>>25757672
>s-sure
>tfw I love cookies
>not even doing it because she bit into it
>I just love fucking cookies

whats with her eyes and forehead

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>>25757758
Absolutely nothing. She's gorgeous.

>>25757830
shes not that cute
I never really had an attraction to blonde girls and girls that looked like her

>although those type of girls gave me a lot of flirty looks growing up

>>25757881
Oh yeah you're definitely super attractive dude, you're just a spaghetti spiller so you're on r9k

>>25758096
Nah, he's probably just gay.

>only hobby is baking
>tfw no bf to cover in chocolate and bake in the oven at 375f for 3 hours

>>25758286
I'm a chef and my least favorite thing is baking.
I dont think I'd like to get baked either.

>>25758286
You want to kill your bf in a oven? Weird fetish.

>>25758096
I'm not attractive but those girls had something in me but they look like sluts/whores/staceys. So I avoid them

>implying they only go for super alpha roid rage chad

>>25758286
I'll be your oven bf. Pls, I'm so lonely.

>>25758096
>needing to be attractive to have an opinion towards other people's attractiveness
How did you read /r9k/ and think this was /soc/? There aren't even any similar letters.

>>25758380
Kek that's not what I'm saying. Half of these assholes say that they're actually good looking but they sperg out at the last minute I'm saying I don't believe him.

shoo shoo gains goblin

robotsucksdick

>>25758243
Underrated post

(Unoriginal fuck this board)

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>tfw been successfully losing weight these past 8 months
>will be at my goal within a month
It's all because I stopped eating cookies like you, you fat bitch.