>kids born in 1998 can browse 4chan

>kids born in 2000 probably post on 4chan

>kids born after 9/11 are losing their virginity before you

>>25757381
I started on 4chan when I was 12. In today's terms, that means are literal 2004 babys on this site. Two thousand and fucking four.

>>25757428
A whole generation of kids who don't remember 9/11 at all will be the electorate this election. 9/11 to them is just as siginificant to them as the Titanic or Archduke Franz Ferdinand to them.

>>25757501
>12 year olds across instagram post "never forget" on 9/11

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>>25757359
I was born in '98 My birthday was a week ago

>>25758696
they cant stop us senpai

>>25758696
My birthday was two days ago
Kek.
Fuck all these old as faggots.

Calm down
Last year it was 1997
The year before that, 1996
And so on and so, just get over it

A whole generation of narcissistic hateful people (people born after 1995) who have been raised on a media diet where being self-centered idiot is seen as positive.

What could possibly go wrong?

>>25759264
>wow this younger generation is so selfish
Literally every generation.

>>25759580
Only generations that could really complain is X and Baby Boomers when it comes to self needs.
Gen Y/Millennials
>Ugh god I can't believe this shit my 16" tablet is so slow fuck my online waifu broke up with me and where's my pumpkin spice latte bitch nigga god.

>Baby Boomer/Gen Y

There's fucking bombs falling around my city, the government is in turmoil, god shit damnit the polio got to us again. But damn this radio is fine.

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>mfw fapping to pornstars born in 1995

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>>25760587
>mfw I just realized they aren't even 18, anymore

>>25757359
>implying robots are not kids

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>>25760587
>fapping to pornstars born in 2005

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>2005 will never come back

>>25763033
Good, it was shit. 2006-2010 on the other hand...

>tfw I actually like finally being able to play the role of the bitter jaded oldfag

34 years old
1998 was the best year of my life

tfw i realize im 38

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>>25757876
My sister did this and she wasnt born until 2003

>>25757359
tfw born in 1998
>can browse 4chan
>also not a virgin

>>25759264
you were born in 1995 weren't you?

>>25757359
in a couple of years, kids born in 2000 will be allowed to post

I was on 4chan briefly at the age of 10. So it is very likely that there are kids born in 2006 in this very board right now.

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>>25757359
>>25757381
I started browsing when I was 14. 11 years ago... Time well spent as far as I'm concerned.

>>25759161
>>25759189
>>25758696
>/r9k/
>Birthdays

>some memes are older than the kids who are posting them

>there are unfortunate souls that didn't get to experience dank 1998 vidya while it was fresh
>there are unfortunate souls that don't remember a pre-9/11 world

You missed out on some seriously good shit.

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>tfw there will be porn with girls born in 1998, hehe

>>25764205
there will be porn with girls born in any future year, eventually

>>25764248
>tfw procedurally generated porn long after human extinction

>>25764262
I don't think that far ahead

>>25757451
this, browsing since 12 as well

>>25759264

>the "Gen-z" meme

People born in the years 1985-2005 were all brought up in the same kind of era.
Millenials promote the gen-z meme so they can be like older people and laugh at the narcissistic, digital native kids even though they themselves are narcissistic, digital native kids.

Everyone born before 1899 is dead

I was born January 4th 1998.
AMA

>>25763325
>this
I've spent the entire past few days listening through my old iPod nano, all kinds of stuff like MCR and The All-American rejects

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I was born in 1998. But am I 18? Heheh...... that's up for you to decide ;)

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>>25759264
Bullshit millenial shit face, we were raised by Gen X and are no where near the entitlement levels that millenials are at. Even the media likes us better. You know what? Fuck you boomer v2., WE MATURE ONE NOW!

>yfw you realize Generation Z is objectively better
>yfw you realize your social retardation is due to who raised you and not the 'big bad interwebz'

>>25757359
i've been doing that for 10+ years now

>>25757451
I first came to 4chan when I was 9, not even fucking joking. I heard it was the place where all the funneh memes come from so I decided to check it out. Fortunately, I couldn't figure out how to post and it just seemed like some kind of crappy porn site, so I left and didn't return until I was about 13.

Posting has been made easier since then thanks to quick reply and the big fat [Start a New Thread] at the top of every board, so there's probably kids around that age who have figured it out and are forcing their memes on /b/.

>kids born in the era of memes
Glad I was born in the 90s

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>>25757359
last WWI vets died over a decade ago
even the youngest of the WWII vets are all dead or 90+ years old
Vietnam vets are starting to be dying of old age
First Gulf war vets are around 50 years old

>>25765193
>experiencing childhood before the internet was mainstream is part of the same generation whose earliest memories involved having an iphone in their hands

We're both digital narcissistic shits, but don't say we're the same.

>>25759264
Being a normie born in 1997 i can tell you

i was raised to hate myself and my arrogance and fuck you attitude are masks for my self loathing and nihilism.

>being born in the 90s

GET OFF MY LAWN

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>>25765370
>implying there were no memes in the 90s

There were definitely memes in the 90s Anon. The difference was you had to beg your parents to go and buy them for you, which, being a part of the frivolous entitled generation that you are, you undoubtedly would.

>>25765530
This, our parents passed their cynicism and realism down to us, just like their parents did for them.

>>25765563
we had pikablu rumors

>>25759264
I'm born in 1994, and I'm just as narcissistic as the people you talk about. Older people than myself re even more narcissistic. Narcissism isn't unique to any age. Its part of the human condition.

>anyone with access to internet can browse 4chan

>>25765327
Memes weren't a thing 9 years ago. So unless you're underage, you're lying. I personally suspect both.

>tfw my 18th birthday was also 2 days ago
>tfw still a virgin

>I'm 20 and what is this?

Seriously though I was born in 1995 and I can't figure out where I fit in to all this generational bullshit. I didn't have internet access until I was 8 or 9 and even then it was crappy dialup and barely got used for anything beyond school work.

>mfw I'm now 18
>no birthday party because no friends and it has no purpose anyway
>parents told me that now I should just work and give them my money to help as I'm not a child anymore
>no presents
>no driving license
>don't drink alcohol or anything I could be now allowed to because I don't like it nor see the point of it
>still browsing 4chan even though I'm now allowed to
>still a virgin
A-at least I can vote.

>>25765733
Generation Z, not that the generational thing actually matters though. It's just something used to keep senile old people busy.

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>>25765903
>leave 4chan
>man up

Don't be a whiny NEET bitch.

>>25765938
>illegal as in white collar btw

>>25757359
Its a double edged sword desu.

>started browsing 4chan when i was 16
>had no real friends so it was nice to have people to to talk to at all times
>became muh sekrit club

>now i'm 18
>much more mature
>much less autistic
>realise i've wasted my entire life
>shitpost on r9k even though I could easily reclaim my life

Im 6ft1, have my own little friend group of non autists and have basic hygiene skills (but no clue about fashion tbqh) and the only thing holding me back is that i'm shy as fuck.

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>>25766518
>realise i've wasted my entire life
>18

>>25766518
>4chan was a secret club 2 years ago
Stop making me feel old.

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>>25766542
I can feel it in my bones.
I'm on a gap year right now and uni is my only hope.

>>25766518
>18
>entire life
you do know we live to around 80+

>>25766590
you'll be fine mate, i was in a very similar situation

I was born in 97, birthday was in Nov. Oldfags just can't compete anymore

>all these youngsters

really explains the amount of shitposting on this site

>>25766542
>18
>two years on 4chan
>wasted my entire life!

Kids are adorable.

I hate these kids more than the normalfags. There is literally no place left on the internet except closed communities where you don't have to tolerate these stupid fucking cancerous social media kids.

>>25757501
>9/11 meant anything to anyone outside of america
Stop whining about it and move on. It's been 15 years, who cares anymore.

>>25757359
>1993 fag here

>>25765193
>People born in the years 1985-2005 were all brought up in the same kind of era

You're kidding right? 1995 is a pretty good threshold for the start of the most cancerous generation.

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>>25767277
>cancerous generations
>boomers
>millenials

They'll be right alongside you and your rents then.

http://youtu.be/R9mhBFKIt64

>>25767148
>'back in muh day'
>doesn't realize 4chan is essentially a social media

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>>25765693
>Memes weren't a thing 9 years ago

Okay kid.

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>"Happy birthday, Anon!"
>tfw birthdays will never be the same as before.

>>25757501
You know what's really sad. Since 16-20 year Olds were not around to see what life was like before 9/11, they don't realize the impact it had and why it would be offensive to do shit like build a mosque on ground zero or why the tsa is so intense with their security

>you will never live in 1999 america, where airport security was generally super nice and tried to make small talk

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>>25765461
1998 here. I didn't get my first real smart phone until recently (Christmas 2015).
I hardly use it as much as most kids my age, and I don't even use it for the same reasons they do.

>mfw I was one of the biggest social outcasts in High school

Point being people born between 1985-2005 are both digital narcissistic shits, just some more than others in regard to interest and circumstance.

And you were an accident now fuck off

>>25767952
>why it would be offensive to do shit like build a mosque on ground zero or why the tsa is so intense with their security

Are you retarded? Ofcourse they would know why you shit for brains.

>Everyone can browse 4chan
>Even normies and roasties
To be honest, I couldn't care less. Ignore them if you don't like them, you can't change it anyway. You're still free to change the imageboard :^)

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>>25763992
>tfw showed my 9yo cousin 4chan about a week ago

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>tfw 3 years old when 1998 fags were born

>>25757359
>kids
>18

>>25760435
> boomers
> bombs falling

The boomers are the worst generation. They set up the country to serve them until they die and they refuse to go and let us starting fixing anything.

They're leeches on society and need to be euthanized.

>>25767170
To be fair its probably the most decisive event of the century so far. Defo top 3.

anyone else /indoctrinated/?

came here in 2011, was 14, most of my opinions about the world come from this board

>>25768028
same m8. I just got a phone for Christmas and its the first time I've ever used internet on a phone. Had no idea what 3G or 4G was and still don't, other than the fact I can get internet on the go. Still don't really use it though.

My phone is an alarm mostly.

This thread is making me feel old and I'm turning 20 this year

> born in 1998
> had access to sensationalized news in greater volumes than any time in history
> have to hear about every bad thing that happens because nobody wants to click on articles about good things
> basically taught to despise myself as a white man because the world is apparently in the shitter and it's my fault

I'm not saying I'm not an entitled digital faggot, but there are adverse effects to being raised that way (the white guilt meme took off around the time I started paying any attention to the world).

>>25769722
All I use it for is alarm, mp3 and browsing 4chan during break at college (because they blocked it on their servers I have to use up memory).
I'd rarely text people on skype with it. Other than that I've had not much use for it, despite everyone telling me to get a phone to which no one has came to me with their number yet.

>>25769763
96 represent. I share your feels anon

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>my birthday was yesterday

Feels good being legak