>girl goes in for a handshake
>she extends arm a little too wide
>go in for a hug
>she didnt even try to adjust or anything, she just lets me smush her arms into my chest
>I look fucking retarded
oh god why
Face it mate. You done fucked up.
>Introducing valedictorian at my highschool graduation
>She walks on stage from far side
>Meet in middle of stage
>She reaches her hand out
>In my mind it doesn't suit the occasion
>Whistles from crowd
Somehow I sperged and appeared alpha
happens all the time
>girl go for a friendly hug
>i hug her and raise her then do a spin
wtf we just laugh
> goodbye anon have to go
> yeah see you soon haha (wtF)
THIS FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME TODAY.
IT WAS MY SISTER IN-LAWS B-DAY...