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>girl goes in for a handshake
>she extends arm a little too wide
>go in for a hug
>she didnt even try to adjust or anything, she just lets me smush her arms into my chest
>I look fucking retarded


oh god why
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>no replies

oh god why
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>10 more minutes
>nothing

oh god why
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rest in rips anon
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Face it mate. You done fucked up.
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I girl once tried to hug me and I double high-fived her instead. It was pretty awkward
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>spaghetti ends up on floor
>unsure if it was really me or them
>still feel like I fucked up
I hate existing
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>>25757092
s-stop

;_;
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>Introducing valedictorian at my highschool graduation
>She walks on stage from far side
>Meet in middle of stage
>She reaches her hand out
>In my mind it doesn't suit the occasion
>Hug her
>Whistles from crowd

Somehow I sperged and appeared alpha
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>>25756645
happens all the time
>girl go for a friendly hug
>i hug her and raise her then do a spin

wtf we just laugh

> goodbye anon have to go
> yeah see you soon haha (wtF)
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>>25757098
This happened to me in 9th grade. She greeted everyone with a hug, except me after that.
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>>25756645
>girl
>goes for handshake
LOLYou were fucked at birth anon
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girls have such weak-ass handshakes jesus christ
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>>25756645
>>25756645
THIS FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME TODAY.
IT WAS MY SISTER IN-LAWS B-DAY...
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>>25758344
there there anon it'll be okay
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>>25758099
This lol it's not even a handshake you're just supporting the weight of their arm for a moment
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