>old fashioned, unique name
>people constantly use a short-hand version of it I don't like
>everyone knows I'm going to a fancy-pants faggot when they hear it
>people sometimes pronounce it like britbongs and sound vaguely lewd
5/10, not a retarded name but could be better
your europe right? why not join your halal brothers and rape the whole city like you mudslimes always do. no one would call out on you because that would be racist. seriously, you are pretty shitty for a sand spic. consider jihad you sand faggot.
>tfw name is only 3 letters
>tfw named after my dad
It's simple and easy for people to remember. As if they remember me anyway. Being named after my dad kinda sucks because he's a decent guy and I'm a fuckup, and I feel like I'm being expected to be as good as him or better. All things said, I wouldn't change my name. I can't think of anything better and I don't want to. It's just me.
I'm also agnostic
But I wouldn't mind breeding with some qt white Germans.
>mfw you reminded me my name
fuck you man i hate myself and my name i just call myself anon in my thoughts, i know its autismo but i don't have any social interaction anyways.
>tfw you will never be as good as Mark
I said my own name in my head like 20 times and it's lost all meaning to me. I don't know who I am anymore.
>Colin Powell fucked it all up for me by saying his own name wrong all these years
My name is a uncommon-ish name here in my country, its not bad or anything but since im the only one ive ever met with it it feels awkward. I also feel like its bad since i identify with foreign culture ( wouldn't like a qt anime girl saying my ethnic name for example. I need Anon as my alias ) Not to mention it reminds me of who i am.
>mfw just posted this
>someone posted my name
>parents somehow thought gaylord was a good name
I don't give a shit if it was great grandpa's name
that shit is fucked up mom and dad
>tfw managed to go through highschool without getting made fun of by going by GL and getting teachers to call me that by visiting them before each school year
holy fuck this name
i'm still baffled that in this day and age people think it's a good idea
your name is a meme
do you go by your middle name or anything?
>not even a jew
>will never have a white christian name
>tfw ive only ever met 3 people my age with this name
they couldve easily given me a chad name. Fucking normies
>tfw your name is dustin but no one ever calls you dusty
You think that's bad, my dad named me after a fucking sword my name on my birth certificate is Katana. Don't make it no better that my last name is after a bird. It fucking sucked walking in the hallway in high school kids would make swift slicing noises. It sucked. Hard.
My name is Wilson. I'm kind of embarrassed by it, I don't like how I have 2 last names. I always feel weird telling people for the first time, and I've had people I had just met scream "WIILLLSOONN" (from castaway) at me like a thousand times.
Oc so dont mute me supfeme overlord
>tfw name is MACKENZIE
i want off this ride family
>mfw I see the name marc
I wish my name was Mohammed. I like the idea of how it pisses off a lot of people; Too bad my name is Ali.
Wah wah wah muh beautiful europe, nah fuck you, you guys dont deserve to be here if you guys are overly getting depressed if your heads might potentially going to get blown off. Like fucking hell your race doesn't give a flying fuck about you. You guys deserve to get your heads cut off; it'd be good because most robotos/neets make up lies of wanting to suicide; it'd be good if they assist your suicide attempts and kill yourselves is always a good option.
NICE. Can you do the voice?
>Patrick in its earliest form, can be found as the name derived from the Latin name Patricius (patrician, i.e. "nobleman").
>be really attractive
>named mohammed tho
like, a bitch gets on my dick I know she want it, then I tell her my name's mohammed and her vagina goes from being wetter than the amazon forest to drier than the sahara
meanwhile my brother who got a nice, traditional ambiguous afghan name not linked to islam gets pussi when he wants and doesn't face discrimination (since our last name doesn't sound muslim either)
so yeah I kinda hate my name, not going to be a cuck and change it however, I do go by mo to most people now.
>people always say it's a girls name but it's really 75% a guy's name
>every time I introduce myself people ask "what was that? Pablo?"
I don't have a problem with my name, but oh boy, do I get a lot of shit for my surname.
Every single time I introduce myself to someone, they think I'm joking. And let's not start with "OOOH, DEATH IS HERE, BEWARE" jokes. And goddammit, everybody thought I was just an angsty teen in high school, thinking I made up my surname just to be cool. What a fucking mess.
I still like being called Mr. Death.
>always spell Kenny
>even with people I've know for 3+ years
I actually quite like my name. First and middle, though I go by my middle name.
>mfw people spell it as
Shawn or Shaun
The combination of my first name and last name make me sound like a black guy.
When people would meet me for the first time, they would always say something along the lines of "Oh, I thought you would be black."
I'm white as fuck.
>tfw when named Darien
The ultimate Chad tier Husbando
Yeah, you're telling me.
On the first day of class in third grade I got into an argument with my teacher during roll call. I guess she was looking for a black kid when she called my name, and thought I was playing a joke. She made a big scene about it, and it ended with me being sent to the principal's office in tears. My mother had to come pick me up from school and drug me back into the classroom where she yelled at the teacher and explained that it really was my name at that my father wasn't black. All in front of my whole 3rd grade class.
WHOAH MAN WATCH OUT THERE
no ethan is fine
simon is fine too wtf
what do you say? xDDD
jesus christ, i'd change it 100%
i think my name is good.
Do you guys think it looks jewy with a K? I always thought it was cool, Jacob is just like whatever. People online think im swedish or some shit though
and then my last name is Konrad, so whenever I'm talking to someone and they need to spell my name its like.. "both are with a k... no not kacob..."
plz no dox
>mom gave me the same name as her sister
>always get confused at family parties when people say our name
>asked her why she chose it and her response was just "well I just really like that name"
I'm sorry I asked if that was your last name by mistake when I signed you up for that store card.
Nobody LENGTHENS a name, they shorten them. If Marc were short for Marcus, that's one thing, but "Marc" is his name. What kind of fucker makes it into a whole different name? That's like saying your name is Alan but going by Alouicious.
Tyler is one of the quintessential Millenial names. Like the female name of Caitlyn (and its homonyms). People will forever know your approximate age as soon as they find out your name, the way you always know someone named Wilbur or Edna or Gladys is old.
> 95% of people call me KEN or even KENNETH (or Curt, or Keith...)
Even at work when I email someone, singed, name on the "From" line, and a sig file with my name, they write back "So Ken, what about...."
My last name is similarly one letter off from a much more common version--once again, even in emails with my name right there, they write back referring to me as the other name.
>tfw whole time < 8 years old
>meet new classmates
>"thats a girls name!" "no its both!"
>to this day dont like it
>kind of feel like its a baby name or something
>6 and a half foot grown man
its an abstract kind of feel
Fixed post to make legible. My name is Theodora. Has potential. But what does everyone call me? Fucking Dora. Dora the explorer. Awesome. everytime I meet someone new they get this big shit eating grin on their face and start singing "D-D-D-D-D-Dora DORA DORA DORA DUH EXPLORURRRR" like they're the first motherfucking geniuses on the planet to make the connection between my name and a kids show that's been around for over a decade JDIMSA
>tfw your name is spelt the same way as the only particularly famous person with that name and everyone spells it wrong anyways
I agree. I absolutely hate it when females shorten their beautiful names to try and fit in better with their peers. The shortened versions are always so ugly, too.
Your name makes you sound like a movie villain. Strive for that and run with it.
I don't hate my name, it's just extremely uncreative and my grandmother decided that it'd be better if my first name sounded and spelt almost exactly like my last name.
I'd rather just take my middle name Poosniff.
Jayden here, I don't like my name but im not going to change it.
Any other robots with the surname Franco?
I think it's great. First name is shit, though
It's not even that bad in its self, but no one ever remembers it. I'm called Elizabeth most of the time, and for some reason Natalie in middle school. I've given up on correcting people at this point
My name is Charles and I hate that people can't just call me Charles, I hate nicknames.
I've been called Chaz, Chad and Charlie throughout high school.
Plus my name is a constant reminder that I'm a bastard child.
My blood father was having an affair with my mom and then after I was born he just left and I am named exactly after him.
Armin is not that bad of a name. English speaking people make it sound kinda strange raping that R, fellow germans just leave it out. For some reason Balkan people make it sound the best, even tho its a German first name last time i checked.
>Would it be weird if I asked everyone to start calling me Dan instead of Daniel?
Kind of, yes.
You could just start sigining your name "Dan", and introducing yourself as "Dan".
Eventually people would start calling you that.
>I'm white and name is Luis (pronounced Lewis) and I fucking hate it when spics say "Lew-ees."
Luis is the spanish version of Lewis. If it's spelled that way, expect people to pronounce it htat way.
If it really bothers you change the spelling.
My name is Swede.
When I tell people my name they always say, "you don't look swedish." Of course I'm not swedish, I'm a god damn spic, my dumbass parents just decided to name me Swede.
Just fuck my shit up tbqh senpai.
Isabel and Elizabeth are two versions of the same name. There's no point in worrying about people mixing them up, to be honest.
If you were a famous duchess or queen from the old days and your name were Isabel, English speakers would still end up calling you Elizabeth 300 years after your death.
Also, Elizabeth of Bohemia was a great philosopher. If women had been encouraged to philosophize more back in her day she might have been even greater.
Are you a black Charles? I'm a Charles too but I'm half white. No non native English speaker can ever pronounce my name even if their life depended on it. They still call me Charles, I think they are scared of being disrespectful. They are alright but I know they are robots like me. I'm eventually going to be richer than some of them combined.
>le mongo jello
>literally named The jelly retard
love it desu
Dries up pussy fast when they hear this ugly ass name.
My brother, we're both cursed
>tfw my parents named me the worse old women name ever
Agnes. Everyone fucking laugh at me or think I am joking when I tell my name. Some think I am a girl too even though I look nothing like one. Please kill me mates.
>Tfw called "Connor"
ITS A FUCKING MICK NAME, AN IRISH NAME
FUCKING CALL ME MALCOLM MUM OR ALISTAIR
FUCK SAKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Who /middlenameuser/ here?
>tfw people will always instinctively use your first name in a professional setting
vincent is pretty based and sounds good in multiple languages which is always a plus
plus your boys can call you vince or vinny, good nickname fodder
yea it does, sorry m8
Parents were in the middle of a dirt hippy phase when I was born, they were all about starts and cosmic things. My name is Neptune. This wasn't even a huge problem til like 4 years ago when a certain game series game out. Even before that game series came out my parents said numerous times they can't figure out what the hell they were smoking when they thought naming me that was a great idea.
Ewan here. I fucking hate it. Why couldn't I be Malcolm, or Calum or James or any number of other Gaelic names so much better than Ewan?
Another poor bastard condemned to having an 'E' name. Feel with me mane.
It's pretty good here I the north but any English speaker chews it up
So I can go by Anders. Which is just wrong
Or Andre which just makes it sound like a frenchman or melanin enriched gentleman
I don't hate it, but its not a name that modern ass faces in the USA say properly, Johann. I'm not saying "Hurr ur not cultured enough to say it right! XDDD" but at the same time, who the fuck is named Johann? I don't even know if my name is Yohan or pronounced Joe-haun or whatever, my parents insist its Joe-hann.
Something about an old wise man telling my parents to name their child that, he lived in a Village in Hue-ville.
>tfw no one respects you because aspie, etc etc, thankful for being 6'1'' and 320 pounds but not looking too fat
The only trade off with the height is chronic back conditions, spondylosis and scoliosis.
I am genuinely sorry you've had to endure the pain of having a name like Neptune. If you were a fem it might be OK but for a guy, hmm, well anon, the only thing I can say is, have people call you Ned.
Ned. Doesn't seem too bad. Unless you're used to Neptune or something. Actually now that I'm saying it to myself calling a person that doesn't seem too bad I kind of like it, but as a name for every day use its still
>tfw born in yoorup
>tfw not living in an english speaking country
>tfw parents are americans
>tfw they name me "Chris"
>tfw I will never be "Christopher", classiest of classy names
>It's Finnish for blizzard or snowstorm
>Have to endure daily puns about it
> mfw my name is Semen.
> pronounced entirely different (rougly Ze-men), but still fucked in all english and spanish speaking countrys.
I fucking bet none of you faggots can guess my name. It has NEVER appeared in any weird/rare name thread EVER. I literally challenge a single one of you to get it right
>Hint: It starts with A
I hate my name not because it's bad in any way, but because I associate it with myself. it reminds me of all the times people have addressed me with it. the name just makes me think of a fucking pathetic disgusting autistic freak
i can go days without reading or hearing my name but when I hear my mom calling it through my door or something I'm pulled back to reality
are you kawaii
please fuck me