Be brutally honest. Can I pull off the Army Jacket look?

>>25754366
no, you queer fagoot

Yeah, looks especially great with your parkinsons

Sure. You look like Joker from FMJ

>>25754382
Am I even close to Charlie Day from It's Always Sunny?
>>25754386
Sorry it's hard for me to take a steady photo with one hand

who the fuck are you trying to impress? just wear what you want to wear. what's the worst that could happen? a stranger might judge you? fuck.

>>25754458
I'm afraid people might think I'm giving off a school shooter vibe

>>25754479
yeah you need to hide it better

Judging off of your blurry picture, it doesn't really seem off or anything. looks normal to me

>>25754366
im not sure you can pull off any look desu

>>25754479
That's exactly the vibe you're givin' off.

>>25754366
No one can pull off an army coat except someone'who's in the army and also absolutely ripped. You are neither, so no, you can't pull it off. Wear normal cloths you faggot. No one likes that weird kid who plays 1950s dress up and has no friends.

>>25754479
and what are the consequences of them thinking you look like that? how do they differ from them thinking you look normal? if you think a green coat is a magical barrier that prevents girls from talking to you, and girls would talk to you constantly if you didn't wear one, don't wear one. if you think it's a magic pussy magnet, wear it. if you think things wouldn't be different either way, do what you want to do. i dunno why everyone's so afraid of being judged by people who are literally irrelevant to their lives. wear a fucking pikachu onesy and moccasins. it's whatever, stop worrying about it, be less stressed.

>>25754366
I'm so sorry about your Parkinson's

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>>25754366
Auschwitz/10

>>25754661
It's is German issue. But not that Germany...

Were you in the army? If the answer is no, well there you go

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You honestly look like a nobody in that. Just some average guy who doesn't know/care how to dress. I say that as an Australian. The jacket might mean more where you are, I don't know.

Also, >>25754458 is right, as long as you're able to not give a fuck, which you obviously aren't if you have to start this outside of /fa/ for extra attention.

For everything else there's sprezzatura.

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Be brutally honest. Can I pull off the Street Mugger look?

>>25754824
Head down hood up and you've nailed it.

>>25754479
m8 your vibing a ton

>>25754824
Also too big of an arch in the mouth line (almost looks like a smile son) You have to be more menacing.

I wear an m65 type jacket to uni every day and one of my lecturers once randomly addressed me as 'a guy who is probably into conspiracy theories'
So...

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>>25754873
here's me looking a bit more solemn in my criminality.

>>25754849
I dunno' man, hoods are a little too conspicuous. sure they hide your identity up to the point of your jump, but they also cause people to avoid you if you are spotted beforehand.

>>25754955
>here's me looking a bit more solemn in my criminality.
Alright that's more like it. It's a yes from me now.

>>25754458
This is stupid advice. Akin to b urself.
>Just stop having anxiety, dude, lol
Yes, he can consciously realise that the vast majority of people won't care how he dresses, but that won't stop the physical-symptoms.

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>>25754852
It definitely does looks like he's vibrating a ton.

Ok guys what if I got a Mohawk and some Aviators like Travis to go with it?

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>>25755171
no dice, kiddo

you can't handle this feel

>>25754955
>>25754824

you dress like me your like the slavic version of me

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>>25755209
>tfw I'm british.

y-you too

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>>25755229

you look okay tho...

>>25754479
Who gives a fuck, when wet to high school I literally wore the exact same duster as Eric and Dylan did every other day. Fuck the normalfags, I had friends but I wore it to get rid of the annoying chads and Stacy's and guess what? It worked spectacularly.

>>25754366

you look normal as fug man

>>25755191
Who is this Wojack supposed to represent?

>>25754366
Too nerdy, no. Drop the glasses, get contacts, get bigger.

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>>25755318
well thank you anon. I am a true NEET, rarely if ever go outside. that may be why my skin seems so light.

>>25755440
travis bickle from taxi driver, pic related

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All robots can pull it off, OP

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>>25755440

movie called taxi driver senpai

>>25755473
this guy has the worst fashion sense it's laughable. I saw one in which he was wearing a cardigan 50x bigger than necessary

>military clothing ever

Just don't.

>>25754366
>>25754824
>>25754955
NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY WHITE PEOPLE LOOK SO STUPID DRESSED
>>25755473
You look like a gril, bend over.

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Oh my fucking god no,

>>25755512
>NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY WHITE PEOPLE LOOK SO STUPID DRESSED
can you expand on that?

>>25755440
>he browses r9k
>he hasn't seen Taxi Driver

>>25755539
Nerdy skinny white kids can't pull off an Army jacket without looking stupid

I had no idea what was the common denominator was until now.

Unlike that anime/final fantasy jacket or the jacket from Drive it wasn't obvious.

>>25755669
yeah I can see that. they should be reserved for military men only, because novel romanticisms breed trains of thought like OP.

it's a shitty image to go with if you don't fit the archetype,

>>25755669
Skinny people in general can't pull it off.
Don't be a dumb nigger.

>>25755512
>You look like a gril, bend over.
Do you seriously think he looks like a girl? Are you blind?

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>>25755720
Better photo.
Now 100% more original

>>25755720
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step it up OP, be more like crimibro >>25754955

>>25755782
I'm not OP
Just didnt like the photo I uploaded and used a different one.

>>25755801
I like the sleeves you've got going there

post face

>>25755876
Just assume ugly, but masculine.

I wear a similar coat.
I also have a skinny frame so I layer with a bulky sweater.

>>25755920
I'm just imagining some reviewbrah tier guy sweating buckets wearing like 4 layers of clothes with a tight as hell army jacket clinging to the bulbous mass of cloth.

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i wish i still had my long hair

>>25756439
what's your current cut like?

>inb4 JUST

Sal, is that you?

You look like the protagonist from MTV's Downtown

>>25756470
desu dude kinda looks like just fuck my shit up ....

>>25755769
my polak

>>25754955
You have a baby face, lmao

>>25754366
You look like a teenage virgin trying to look like Travis Bickle tbqh.

>>25758092
I'm not Polish.
I'm an American spic and the coat is Austrian.

>>25754366
>>25754412
i honestly don't think its that bad OP, granted charlie from sunny is not really someone you want to aspire to

>>25754955
wood bone

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>>25755083
You're fucking retarded. It's not realizing that people don't care how he dresses that matters. It's not caring about people caring about how he dresses that matters. Stop caring = stop having anxiety.

Brutally honest, huh? The picture quality is garbage so I can't new sure, but I'd say it fits you well (in that it doesn't actually 'fit' you-but this is the style for such jackets) just make sure you've got a nice dark pair of fitted jeans to go with them and ur good2go

>>25754393
Jesus, you are right.

OP, go for the full Joker look.

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>>25758133
fair enough

>>25758233
th-thanks?

>>25758532
you look like a brony who wears fedoras but u know that this is not acceptable so you hide it...

>>25758570
well I'm a lowkey homestuck if that's anything to enhance my cancer level

Boy you can't even pull off the take a picture of yourself move.