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Are you happy with your body?

If not, what are you doing to improve upon your flaws?
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I weigh around 135 (guess my height luloo) and I really want to gain more. Hasn't been easy for me so far.
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I have an untreatable skin condition and widespread scarring

I'm also fat but do nothing about that because my body is permanently disgusting because of the previous anyway, so why bother
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>>25752693
working out and watching what i eat, aint too much else i can do
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Nope. Nothing. I have no faith in my ability to improve my life.
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>>25752723
That's the spirit.

>>25752693
Been working out for a while now. You never really get happy with your body. You always want something more.
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>>25752693
>Are you happy with your body?
no

>If not, what are you doing to improve upon your flaws?

How do I get i bigger dick?
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OP here. Please provide pictures.

I was always curious what robots looked like.
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>>25752693
>Are you happy with your body?
nope, skinnyfat. average stomach, skeletron arms. literally repulsive.
>what are you doing to improve upon your flaws?
i have never had a girlfriend and have never kissed a girl. i have never had an opportunity to get a girl attracted to me when she could also see my arms or chest, therefore being skinnyfat is not the issue. it must be my face then, and i honestly doubt i'll ever work out enough to get a body that makes my shitty face look better, so there is literally no point in bothering.
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I'm 5'6". nothing can be done, it was over before it even started
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>>25752724
>Now I'm keeping it real strict
>And yes I cut my hair
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>>25752799
5'7'' here. I know your pain. It's rough hearing girls talk about how much they love tall guys.
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>>25752693
I wish I were shorter 2bh
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Nah
Fat, huge head, receeding hairline, acne and scarring
Only thing I could actively improve myself upon is my weight but that would only change so much and I'm also pretty lazy
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>>25752931
oh yeah also tinydick, bad body posture, teeth, and eye sight
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>>25752693
I dont even know my weight, though it should be around 80 and 85, Im 1.84 (6'1, I think)
skinny fat, hate it.

My arms are what make me sick the most, they are weak as shit. Also gut and slight man boobs.

Would cardio fix the belly and chest problem? Is there also any way of building up arm strength without weights (at least at first, then I would eventually start lifting)

Would appreciate the help, robos
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>>25752718
Drink a lot of fruit punch, assuming you're trying to get fat.

If you want to get swole, switch to a diet of red beans, rice, almonds, chicken breasts, avocado, coconut oil, broccoli, water, oats, protein powder, greek yogurt, bananas, blueberries, and if you want to live dangerously, milk

>>25752723
You could be like Two-Face, you have to own the scarring. Pics would help.

>>25752764
Get penile implants. Mandingo and Shorty Mac got them, and Shane Diesel abuses the shit out of pumps. Hell, most of the cuck porn industry is fueled by penis enhancement.

>>25752798
It's not just about girls, Anon. The world makes room for a man with a chiseled body. Even if you're an annoying shitter, people will put up with your shit forever because they don't want to piss off women by standing up to you. Other men will be your bitches as long as females are drawn to even one part of your body. Our westernized society has made male compromization into a survival skill.
>>25752799
Hone your RDJ-fu, become Iron Man
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>>25752931
>>25752953
For the record, your dick can grow when you lose weight. Obesity and high overweightness makes fat cover up your dick. You could probably gain an extra inch and a half or so.

>>25752982
Cardio will tone your glutes and legs. Basically to get rid of fat, you need to straight up just lose weight. I'd recommend a calorie counter app or something. Running is a great way to accelerate the process though.

If you can't lift, which is seriously recommended, you can do calisthenics and stuff. They won't make you super ripped unless you diet and go hard in the pain basically perfectly, but they can keep you toned and at least set you up well for whenever you start lifting weights.

To fix the man boobs, I'd recommend chest exercises in combination with weight loss.

Exercise is a lot to take in at first, but everyone was where you are at some point too. If you keep at it you'll eventually make progress, even if you do everything wrong. Everyone was once that confused guy walking around the gym like a dipshit. Don't sweat it.
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>>25752982
Just lift. You don't want to lose the fat before you lift if you're one step from skeleton.
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No, I'm going to gym to lose weight but it won't fix the small dick, shitty height and uglu face.
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I'm short, fat, and balding so there's a lot I'd like to fix. Luckily the last two are under control now. I'm about 20lbs away from looking good in clothes, and finasteride helped me keep enough hair to hide the bad areas.
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>>25752693
No, but I can't imagine wasting my time improving my body when I could be learning a new skill instead. Vanity is a waste of time.
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>>25753089
If you're really fat there might be a little extra penis hiding inside of you. This doesn't really apply to you, but I can get an extra half inch with dietary changes alone.
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>>25753089
Losing weight can help with your face and dick. Some people have horrific faces because fat gets deposited there and hides features turning you into a blob-face. Your dick is the same way, hiding an inch or so. Just work out until a girl hits on you.
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I'm apathetic towards my body. If I were to be recognized for something, I'd rather it be my work or my ideas, not my looks.
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>>25753059
thanks robro, appreciate the advice

I have 2kg dumbells lying around. Could I use those at the beginning until I start seeing some progress (is that even possible with such light weights), or should I straight up buy an heavier set?
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im not a girl so im downing pills that will make me a freakish abomination of nature because im mentally ill and want to look like one so badly
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>>25753243
I kind of know a similar feel
>tfw you're a man trapped in a dude's body
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>>25753243
same desu sempai

I hate my body and face its too manly
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>>25753148
>>25753177

Don't know about the face but my dick is completely laughable need dick tier, it's circumference is like 10.5 cm.
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>>25753300
>you will never slam your closed fist down on that dick

Why do people post like that anyways?
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>>25753191
The siren call of the dweeb
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>>25753277
>a man trapped in a dudes body
im confus anon
>>25753290
i hate mine too, all i want is to be loved and accepted as a girl
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>>25753398
are you small and petite at least?
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>>25753222
Ya, you'll definitely need something bigger. I started with 12lbers (I guess like 5 kg?), but I was pretty damn weak when I started. Do something that's very difficult to get to 15 reps to but not impossible. When you're first starting out, soreness is a good indication of you doing what's right. If you're sore the next day, keep doing what you're doing. If not, move up.
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>>25753420
im skinny and have long hair and take good care of myself but im 6'0 so its probably going to be impossible to ever find someone to find someone that will be okay with that
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>>25753484
Be my kouhai
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>>25752799
Are you serious? That's not even a handicap dude. Find a tiny girl.
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>>25753398
>>25753484
I'd be willing to accept you as a girl. I wouldn't ask for pictures, or sex or anything. Just nice conversation. Maybe I could even come to love you. Would you like that?
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>>25753484
only manlets care about height
Im 6'3 and dont give a shit about girls height. If anything people under 5'5 disgust me
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>>25753484
Some girls really have a thing for tall, gangly dudes.
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its too late for me
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I'm scrawny as the fuck. I very much have a twink physique. I hate my forearms the most. They're straight up tiny. I would like to build up some muscle, it's just a matter of changing my shitty habits.
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I'm not. I suffer from class II obesity (246lbs at 5'11"), and because it's full-on abdominal, I sweat like a pig for basically moving an inch, and I can't take >60% humidity. I also lucked out in the genetic lottery, and it's only my head and neck that sweats. The heavy drinking and and no exercise hasn't done me any favors. Other things.. I could hold pencils in my facial pores and provide oil to my car's transmission by scraping my face with my driver's license. These are because of shitty diet.

I woke up today hung over af, almost having thrown up last night. That was the moment I realized I need to get my shit together.
>borderline depressed because lonely as fuck
>can't acquire girls or friends, or do anything normal to get a social life (bowling, pool, outdoor activities, etc) because I'm super self-conscious about the constant sweating
>try to stave off sadness with long-standing ritual of binge-drinking, tv and semi junk food
>be fully aware that following that pattern will keep me on this road to self-destruction and more grief
>rinse and repeat
This is it, man, fuck that shit. A year ago I lost almost 30lbs, and I need to at least drop another 30 to no longer be obese. Got myself some healthy foods I like, gonna go back to the gym tomorrow, fucking this robot shit.
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>>25753587
It's never too late :)
>>25753484
>>25753398
>>25753243
I hate that trannies and crossdressers have ruined cuteposting for everybody
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>>25753511
i-if you'll be my senpai, are you trans too?
>>25753546
that sounds pretty nice anon, thats all i really want, can you tell me a little about you?
>>25753554
my height bothers me a lot, i feel like most girls arent as tall as me, but maybe thats just me being overly critical of it
>>25753579
but i dont want a girl to see me as a boy anon!
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>>25753643
Right on, dude. good luck.
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>>25752693
I have pectus and there's nothing I can really do. End me.
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>>25753701
Im a college student and I play video games a lot. What about you?
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>>25753701
I'm not very interesting. I'm just a NEET shut-in. I get a bit lonely though. I like cooking, anime, and games. Typical 4chan stuff. I just want to treat people nicely, so long as they don't treat my like shit in return. I'm not infallible though, and I have some bad days. If you want to find out more, send me an email.
donotdiealone@gmail.com
I don't like blogging about myself on here.
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I am pretty happy with my body, but not as much as I would like.
What am I doing to improve it? Nothing!

I can no longer run or squat because of minimal linear rips in my stabilizing thigh muscles.
I can no longer do anything arm related because of constant inflammation in my rotator cuffs.
I could never do any core related exercise because of extremely undeveloped core and lower back muscles.

All these injures are making me so fucking angry. I want to do so much more but my shitty genes won't let me.
Every time I see some random person jog past me I get so upset. Most of the physical therapy hurts as hell and takes at least an hour every day and I am not even seeing results.

Shoulders still hurt after at least half a year, goes in ups and downs, but never cured. I can now run very lightly and slowly for exactly 11 minutes before feeling the need to stop because it's hard for me to lift my leg.
I can't do more than 1 minute plank before feeling like my back is breaking.

I'm sick of it, especially now when there are "New Year Gym Discounts!" all around.
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>feel like I'm doing ok on my diet
>look in the mirror today
>my face is so fat and gross
>tfw I feel totally useless now
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>>25752693
>Are you happy with your body?
no

>If not, what are you doing to improve upon your flaws?
nothing can be done as i am forever a manlet
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>>25753753

>tfw pectus,scoliosis,stretch marks all over my back,5'8'' and extremely skinny

JUST
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>>25753811
>I could never do any core related exercise because of extremely undeveloped core and lower back muscles.
Couldn't you just work your way up? They don't develop themselves.
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>>25753855
I feel you. Extremely skinny and covered in stretch marks too Also have some other health problems, as if the pectus wasn't enough.

JUST
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>>25753811
I was hit by a bus bro.
I have a fucked spine, herniated disks all over the place.
Not to mention my neck is all out of wack which fucks with my shoulders.


I'm still squatting.
I ran 1.5 miles in 12 minutes.
I plank and do dragon flags.

Literally you are making excuses bro.
If you don't try and take the pain you'll never get where you want to be.
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>>25753513
this may sound like a cop out but i've found the shorter the girl the more they obsess over height. only chicks i've ever been with (like 4 in college, all one nighters, haven't been laid in 3 years) were around my height and 4/10's at best
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>>25752982
>skinny fat
i hate this meme
there's no such thing as skinnyfat
you're just fat
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>>25753964
>82kg/184cm (BMI 24.2) is fat now
u wot m8
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>>25753964

skinny af weak arms, chubby round stomach when sitting down, fairly flat torso when standing, can put your stomach in your hand (just above the waste) and it loosely shakes about, got a thigh gap
what would you call that, cuck?
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>>25753964
Well you have to actually be skinny to be skinnyfat. I think "man boobs" and "slight gut" are mutually exclusive with "skinny"
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6'0
130 lbs
have gyno
it isn't fair
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>>25754046
Sloppy.
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>>25752693
There's no point in getting fit b/c my body will always look like shit b/c of pectus. I make sure not to get fat but beyond that I'd only really consider strength training.
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Nah, I've gained like 20 pounds this past year.

I cut off the beer, fast food and started preparing my own meals. I hope I can get it together and stard going to gym too.
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>>25752693

I go to the gym every day for two hours. Unfortunately I don't eat enough to bulk up but I'm pretty much close to ottermode right now. Definitely a lot stronger. Used to be hungry skele
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>>25754147
Is that you? Dude it's not even that bad. Tone up and you'll be a fucking chad.>>25754162
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>>25753860
I used to work on them, really tried to improve but I can't really do it anymore.
Planks hurt shoulders and holding legs up for sit-ups really hurts in my waist area because of the muscle rips.
My lower back would usually just get sore before I even felt my core muscles.

>>25753923
Is this supposed to be a joke? Some kind of "u just ned motivation bruh"?
If not, I am happy for you, really.

I can't even run anymore, my waist area gets all tired then my legs start to get very stiff and I can barely lift them. I used to run 10km-15km every other day.
This injury didn't appear just one day, of course.
Used to feel it more or less, I kept thinking "I can deal with it" just like you are suggesting but it just got to a point where after a few kilometers I am literally (and i mean it) struggling to lift my legs up.

I can't do anything shoulder related because if I even try I hear crunches from my shoulder and it hurts for about a week.

These may sound like excuses next to you but this isn't "I didn't sleep enough tonight" or whatever bullshit.
I don't want to sound too much like a cry-baby, but these injuries are really making life hard for me.
I used to enjoy running so much and now my whole ass/waist area can't handle anything that isn't light jogging or slow walking anymore.
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>>25754162
Nice. That's what I want to do. Currently skinny as fuck. How did you start?
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>>25754091
Do you mean /fit/ gyno where your chest isn't a perfect oval laid flat or real gyno where you're accumulating breast tissue?
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>>25754147
I guess I'll give stats:

>M
>18
>5'9"
>145 pounds
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Im a manlet, and not a cute >5'4 manlet that will make some women looking for that kind of thing wet, but a 5'6 middle ground shit.

Even if I get ripped, I am fucked. Unless I get so fucking rich but what is the point of she only wants me for money? At that point I can build a robo chick tailored to my liking.
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>>25754202


Yeah it is me.

>>25754235

Eat at a caloric surplus and figure out a good routine. You absolutely NEED to go to the gym. Home workouts will never compare to a good gym workout.

I know you might be embarrassed or anxious thinking people will laugh at you, but they wont. I started working out barely being able to curl 15 pounds. And you know who helped me out and gave me advice on how to eat and list? Chads. Believe it or not Chads are fucking nice as hell when it comes to working out. They'll talk to you for hours about their routine, the correct way to lift, how to eat, etc

Just swallow the anxiety and go to a gym. There are plenty of guides on /fit/ on how to start.
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>>25754253
breast tissue and I have puffy nipples
I was really self conscious about my body because I used to be fat, now I still can't even take my shirt off in front of anyone because of my tits.
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>>25754447
Never stop telling yourself you'll start improving.
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>>25754495
Go to /soc/, there are plenty of folks who want to suck on those milk duds
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>>25754202


Oh I just realized I misread that. I thought you were asking me if I was me.

>>25754147


Dude that isn't shit. I didn't even notice you had it. Work your chest enough and it'll be even less visible.
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>>25752693
my disgusting yellow teeth.

they are just naturally yellowish so whitening strips and stain removers dont work. never had a cavity. Thinking about getting them bleached, but its like 500 and it doesnt last long
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>>25754704
How yellow are we talking?
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>>25754743
they look pretty normal in regular yellowish room light, but in day light i don't like to smile
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>>25754766
My sister just got new front teeth for $500 each.

You shouldn't do this if yours aren't rotted, but think about how much your smile is worth to you. Your smile is your first impression, as well as the most potent way of communicating approval. A lot of your personality exists in your smile.

You might want to go with the whitening.
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>>25754202
>>25754607
That was just been bad lighting. Is the pectus more visible here?

Also I'm not the other guy.
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Holy shit it's a manlet and lard ass pity party in here. Only thing worse is an obese dwarf.
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>>25752693

Not at all, nigga. I am a tranny and the fact I started HRT at 20 means I will probably never have the body I want.
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>>25754874
you dont have pectus, you just dont have any chest muscle. the ribcage isnt vertical at the front.
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>>25755115
Uh I definetly have pectus excavatum. Maybe it's just bad lighting but my chest definetly goes inward.
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>>25754874


Barely noticeable. Build some chest muscle and youll be fine
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what flaws?
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>>25752693
I have hyperpigmentation of some of my tongue papillae. Had it since I was a kid.

It's not an uncommon condition, but aesthetically, it's not nice. I'm not even sure if there's a way to fade them without damaging my tongue.
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I'm a pain management patient so I'm at the doctors a lot.
Last month they asked me if I had ever broken my ribs. It was the first time somebody noticed one of my ribs is a few inches lower than the other.
Most people don't notice, though.
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>>25752693
i have forward head and anterior pelvic tilt

my body is disgusting
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>>25755571
Damn, is it even possible to have both?
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>>25752693
I started working out and to speed up the process I juiced. Turns out I'm a lazy fuck and thus became weirdly fat and grew boobs.
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>>25752693
5'11'' 148lbs.

I am gaining weight. I am lifting with SL +GOMAD
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