Good Afternoon, lads. Just woke up from my COZY 14 hour nap,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrdoynCu6F8
this video goes out to the wageys!

Ur the reason people kill them selves if I went to school with u I would shoot u and all ur fuckin mates right up and stick my 2 inch dick in ur ass

>>25751436
good lord, i felt bad i was going to uni and spending my time at school until i saw that video.

i never want to be that guy.

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>>25751436
This is your typical NEET.

>>25751358
Let this fucking meme die already

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>>25751436
>this is the man you argue with on a daily basis

>>25751358
Do people who work for a living actually frequent /r9k/?
Curious.

>>25751358
lol we know you, we always spit in your food and laughing our asses off

>>25751641

I work for a living and frequent /r9k/

I hate myself and want to die though

>>25751641
Yes, most robots probably work. NEETbux isn't easy to get. Why do you think there's so much wage rage in these threads?

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>>25751358
Oh NEET Pepe, you're such a heart breaker.

>>25751358

is this satire ?

and who in their right mind , brags about being unemployed .

>>25751781
kek newfagg

>>25751358
I spat in a customer's subway sandwich cause he didn't tip

>>25751358
why is the neet pepe wearing wagecuck attire

how fucking dumb are you

>>25751895
He received a free Subway hat with his purchase, and he wears it ironically.

>>25751869
How the fuck do you spit in something after its being made? You pay when the sub is already wrapped...

>>25751991
not in soviet russia :3

>>25751436

NEETs blowing themselves the fuck out jesus christ

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>wasting your youth sleeping in till noon, living in front of a computer screen and eating disgusting subway subs

I feel sorry for ya son

>>25751436

>masticating with an open mouth

UNFORGIVABLE

>>25751358

Only two subs I order

>Toasted Steak and Provolone cheese on Italian Herb roll
>Red Onions
>Green Peppers
>Jalepenos
>Chipotle Southwest sauce on the side


>Chicken Bacon Ranch on Italian Herb and Cheese Toasted
>Cheddar Cheese
>Tomato
>Red Onion
>Lettuce
>Bacon
>Ranch

Yummy yummy in my tummy. I pick it up after class using my state funded financial aid, then I go home to play GTA Online and put off homework and studying.

i still haven't been told how to be a neet without relying on parents

>>25752148
>be unemployed
>be autistic
>collect unemployment money
>collect disability
>collect professionally hand-crafted subway sandwiches
BOOM IS THAT EZ

>>25752148

They all rely on their parents sadly. They're really fucked when they finally do have to get a job and the person interviewing them wants to know why you have 5+ years of not being employed.

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>>25751436
>nutwiswish

>>25751436
are you eating on your knees?

good lord some people need to stick to text posts in order to seem credible

>>25751358
>McDonalds tier ingredients
>Made by literally the same workforce that McDonalds taps into
>Actually being proud of eating these BigMacs in a slightly different form factor on a regular basis
Fat people with bad eating habits usually tend to at least be a bit ashamed of all the McDonalds shit they eat...

>>25752224
was on me bed.
watch some other videos on mine. ;]

>>25752191
unemployment runs out in 2 years. can you really get disability for autism? i find it hard to believe it would be enough to live on.

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>>25752148
You have to get them autismbux. Thankfully I'm not American so it was pretty easy. I still live with my parents because they are basically like my personal servants, but I could still live alone using my pension.

>>25752312
You can get disability pension for autism as well as for things like chronic depression and other mental illnesses. It's not too much, but enough for your basic needs if you manage it well.

>>25752148
>>25752191
>>25752193
>>25752312
>>25752317
>get on ssi
>keep a MAX of $200usd handy but the rest in savings each month
>hermit yeself until ye have enought to get yeself ready to move out

the goal is to NOT spend more than $200usd.
if ye must spend money then spend it on food and things ye NEED. you can buy all those other things you wish ye had when ye fully move out. take up housewife-tier skills so ye know what to do when ye do move out. the sooner ye are out - the better.

>>25752312
>can you really get disability for autism?
I am high-functioning aspie and I will get disability 5ever even though I can hold a job and be socially fine. Also since I live in Canada I get 10k for if I choose to go to college which is neat

>>25752317
So you've confirmed that you're basically fucked when the inevitable happens and the european social welfare systems collapse under the weight of the whole of africa and the middle east deciding to pack it's bags and come to europe and live on welfare.

Have fun while it lasts, but don't expect any mercy from jamal and hossain when your home country becomes part of the european califate.

>>25752359
>go to college
>do not go to the classes
>still get the bux

Now that I finally have a job, and I'm a couple weeks in, these threads actually make me angry

Fuck

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>12 inch
Silly NEETcuck, Subway 'footlong' sandwiches aren't actually 12 inches.

How does it feel knowing your wallet is getting cucked every time you order one?

>>25751700
Can confirm, am robot, am wagie. Job doesn't suck THAT much though

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>>25751781
NEETy wheaties are VERY proud of their allowance and Good Boy Points! Don't take that away from them.

>>25752354
the whole point of wageslaving is not NOT limit yourself to only $200 a month...

that being said, part time master race

>>25752193
If you live in a civilized (non-american) nation then it's more than feasible to support yourself with regular unemployment money. Convincing the government workers that you're actually looking for work isn't that hard, especially if you present yourself fairly well and don't act like a nigger.

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>>25751436
zjias

>>25751436
EAT FWESH

>>25751436
MM-MM-MIMSY