Good Afternoon, lads. Just woke up from my COZY 14 hour nap, headed down to my local Subway Sandwich Shop, and got myself an immaculate, 12-inch Steak & Cheese sub on an Italian bun. After I savored the flavors of my beautiful sub, Hand-crafted by a professionally trained Subway Sandwich Artisan, I strolled on home to work on my novel, and perhaps get a little bit of rest, after all, today was a long day.
What did you do today, Wagecu - OH WAIT!
Another Day, Another Dollar, I suppose.
>this is the man you argue with on a daily basis
Oh NEET Pepe, you're such a heart breaker.
>wasting your youth sleeping in till noon, living in front of a computer screen and eating disgusting subway subs
I feel sorry for ya son
Only two subs I order
>Toasted Steak and Provolone cheese on Italian Herb roll
>Chipotle Southwest sauce on the side
>Chicken Bacon Ranch on Italian Herb and Cheese Toasted
Yummy yummy in my tummy. I pick it up after class using my state funded financial aid, then I go home to play GTA Online and put off homework and studying.
They all rely on their parents sadly. They're really fucked when they finally do have to get a job and the person interviewing them wants to know why you have 5+ years of not being employed.
>McDonalds tier ingredients
>Made by literally the same workforce that McDonalds taps into
>Actually being proud of eating these BigMacs in a slightly different form factor on a regular basis
Fat people with bad eating habits usually tend to at least be a bit ashamed of all the McDonalds shit they eat...
You have to get them autismbux. Thankfully I'm not American so it was pretty easy. I still live with my parents because they are basically like my personal servants, but I could still live alone using my pension.
You can get disability pension for autism as well as for things like chronic depression and other mental illnesses. It's not too much, but enough for your basic needs if you manage it well.
>get on ssi
>keep a MAX of $200usd handy but the rest in savings each month
>hermit yeself until ye have enought to get yeself ready to move out
the goal is to NOT spend more than $200usd.
if ye must spend money then spend it on food and things ye NEED. you can buy all those other things you wish ye had when ye fully move out. take up housewife-tier skills so ye know what to do when ye do move out. the sooner ye are out - the better.
>can you really get disability for autism?
I am high-functioning aspie and I will get disability 5ever even though I can hold a job and be socially fine. Also since I live in Canada I get 10k for if I choose to go to college which is neat
So you've confirmed that you're basically fucked when the inevitable happens and the european social welfare systems collapse under the weight of the whole of africa and the middle east deciding to pack it's bags and come to europe and live on welfare.
Have fun while it lasts, but don't expect any mercy from jamal and hossain when your home country becomes part of the european califate.
Silly NEETcuck, Subway 'footlong' sandwiches aren't actually 12 inches.
How does it feel knowing your wallet is getting cucked every time you order one?
NEETy wheaties are VERY proud of their allowance and Good Boy Points! Don't take that away from them.
If you live in a civilized (non-american) nation then it's more than feasible to support yourself with regular unemployment money. Convincing the government workers that you're actually looking for work isn't that hard, especially if you present yourself fairly well and don't act like a nigger.