Reminder to all kissless virgins

>>25747482

My mother was 41 and I'm a successful self-made businessman with a beautiful wife and year old daughter.

Nice attempt at social engineering though. If you repost it 100 more times at least, you'll be well on your way to forcing the latest new meme since the roastie.

>>25747583
Piss off normalshit, what the fuck are you even here for? I hope your daughter is raped.

>>25747482
I'm not too sure about that, you've got a fighting chance if she's under 40. I mean, my mother was 29 when I was born and yet here I am. On the other hand, my mother gave birth to my sister at 37 and she's fine infact she'll probably become a stacy, though I guess that's because she's a girl.

>>25747968
This basically only applies to sons.

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Wow, you sure find some really pathetic excuses for your failure of a life.

>>25747482
[citation strongly needed]

>>25747482

"Last one there is a rotten egg."

Oh.

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>Katya will never take your kiss-virginity
Life is so cruel

>>25748062
Literally just google mothers age autism

>tfw your oneitis's mother was 40 when she had her

>>25748084
>you will never kiss the guy that kissed her just to feel closer to her

>>25748101
It does not apply to girls. Girls are always successful.

>>25748114
That's somewhat gay though. But an otherwise indirect kiss would be nice aswell.

>>25748090
Nigga I asked you first.

I am just saying though, might help your shitposting case a bit to at least include some proof in your shit pasta.

>>25748101
Women with autism are actually highly desirable because they are more likely to stick around with their first partner.

>>25748133

Define success.

>>25748199
For girls, success is being able to get a partner. That's about it.

>>25748223

God help your soul

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>>25748084
Why does Katya look so perfect? I challenge anyone to find a prettier girl.

>>25748264
I don't know but it really is painful how beautiful she is. I'm in a cycle of saving a bunch of her pictures, then getting depressed because I'll never even meet her, delete them, then start saving again and so it continues. Pathetic of me.

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>>25748264
This homegrown r9k qt

>>25748480
Katya still looks way better.

My mother was 36 when she had me, and I'm a NEET college dropout who hates socializing. She had 4 other children after me; and one of my brothers is similar to me. The other brother is a normie.

I wonder how accurate your post is, OP.

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>>25747627
Haha ur so mad! What a roastie!

>>25748644
It's sad, but this is your life. It's basically the first time in history this has happened so much.

>>25748694
I didn't ask for this

I'm just the result of my mom's near-death biological clock

>>25748480
you're kidding right?
fucking cuckold

>>25748480

She's 15 years old

pedoblooooooocksblocks

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>>25747583
>On /r9k/

Lying, even on the internet isn't healthy senpai

>dad was in his early 30s when he started dating
>my mom was the first girl he dated

My genes are pure, raw, 100% beta. I don't think it's fair for people to have children that can't even take care of themselves and have mental problems that greatly affect their lives.

>>25748090
my mum was like 38, and she had me and my brother. My dad must've been like 48-50. Basically, I don't have autism, but I if I ever have kids, which I won't, there's a majority chance that they would be autistic.

>>25747482
Have u heard about modern science and genetics OP ?
Eugenie was a prank bro

>>25748101
>tfw your oneitis' mother was 16 when she had her
Get me the fuck out of this situation. Please.