UnFuckable

Whine some more phaggot

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>>25747268
Hmm..
Who could possibly be behind this post..?

>>25747182
I understand her not sleeping with him. He's fat and ugly. But really, if the roles were reversed, she wouldn't do shit to help save his life.

>>25747323
I wouldn't have saved her desu

>>25747323
this!

this girl and his chad would'nt give a fuck.
Poor guy

>>25747323
this. fuck the roastie.

>>25747363
maybe he understands that his life means nothing to the prettier richer people and accepted his place as a human shield

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What would have happened if this guy would have saved her?

>>25747182

>save her life
>remember that girls actually like that sort of thing
>"wow maybe I'll get a gf"
>imagine life together
>get rejected again

It must have hurt. I wonder where this fag is now.
I doubt he saved her just to get laid, either. Probably something he just did out of necessity and only later thought he had a chance at being her bf.

And honestly, if she's single, why the hell not?
I know it's fairy tale faggot shit but fuck me what more do you want?

Also nice source, OP. Seems legit.

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>>25747182
He'll be affected by that shit for the rest of his life.
He should have ran - He'd get over her a lot easier.

>>25747182
Oh shut the fuck up already. I once saved a guy from drowning and didn't expect a bj in return.

>>25747182
wow christ even the reporter sounds like she's mocking him for getting friendzoned

maybe you guys should stop viewing sex like it's a reward

Daily reminder the fantasy fiction has been feeding you is not real.

Reason she'd go for Chad if he saved her is she already has a thing for Chad in the first place. Saving a girl isn't a romantic gesture in and of itself, dumbasses.

>>25747182
He should not be entitled! :^)

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I wonder what hurt more: getting hit by the drunk driver or being told that they'd be FRIENDS for life?

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>b-but you owe me sex

tbqh mi familia who actually thinks like this

>>25748673
We aren't taught anymore how it really works. Blame the media. I thought as a kid I would need to slay some demon before I could just 'get married' fucking shit indoctrination.

>>25748581
It's not like we expect her to drop her panties, lift up his belly flap and ride him right there on the hospital bed, but for fuck's sake the guy SAVED HER PATHETIC LIFE. At the very least she could go out on one date with him. Only a raging autistic feminist would say otherwise. Here's your (You), roast-poster.

>>25747182
why should she date him

if some girl saved my life i wouldn't date her unless i found her attractive and good company etc

fucking robots

>>25747182
>In highschool
>Working on a play that involves heavy steel poles
>Girl is chatting away next to a stack of them
>Stack is unstable, starts to fall towards her
>There are 15 steel poles flying towards her head
>Sprint over, no time to move her, jump in between her and the poles
>Manage to tank half of them and push the rest to one side
>She hears the ruckus and turns around
>Sees ugly me and a scattering of metal poles
>She grimaces and says "watch what you're doing anon"
>Walks away, avoids me for the rest of the year

Fuck people in general.

>>25748581
Are you saying we should rape then?

I'm down with that, as long as you legalize it.

How pathetic this idiot risked his life to save her for what. The idea that she might date him or have sex with him? How sad when will u faggots learn that women arent worth putting on a pedestal, this faggot deserved it.

>>25747388
kek I honestly feel this way. If there were a situation where someone was about to die and I had the power to save them and kill myself at the same time. I would do it.

At least I would die in a somewhat memorable way. I hate my life so/ /

>>25747182
>A lot of people are calling you a hero. What do you think about that?
Aside from that dumbass "oh I'm no hero I just did the right thing" line, what can you even say to that?

>>25748673
he deserves at least a handy

>>25750742
>what can you even say to that
>"I don't really think much of it. If people want to think that, they can."

I wouldn't be super humble about it, but I wouldn't start getting cocky either.

>>25748581
Yeah it's not a reward, but I guarantee the girl wouldn't even give him the light of day after all this blew over, and if the guy really wanted to date her, she should at least give him a shot.

>>25747182
kek, this is why you don't lift a finger for a roast.

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>>25747182
>after he got hit, he flew over the cab of the car, did 3 cartwheels in the air, and landed flat on his stomach and his face

did anyone else crack up while picturing this?

>>25750834
lol that sounds so passive-aggressive. Anons shouldn't give out advice on what to say in such situations. You tend to have this habit of really over analysing things.

>>25747182


dude


people say this all the time


girls are not fucking vending machines you can just put quarters into and get sex

you can't just assume that you orbiting the fuck out of her

- listening to her
-buying her shit
-taking her places
-doing shit for her

is going to give you fucking little points
that when you get enough points she'll magically fuck you


you're fucking pathetic if you think attraction works like that

there is no such thing as unconditional love
the only person that loves you unconditionally is God

If you want to fuck a girl
you have to be attractive TO her

Work on yourself
Be attractive
Be a leader
there are a bunch of ugly fucks out there that are pretty chad
just look at donald trump, steve buscemi, christopher walken, etc

>>25747182
>she was messing with her phone during the interview
lol.
I'm not siding r9k often, but this looks like a stupid kid

>>25747182
why should she?

I mean, what did you expect?
It's sad that this guy went so far trying to get laid, but even he had no demands for her.

This was not an act of trading her life for sex.
Or if it was, it was really badly executed.

>>25751133
i did :DDD'
You can see she has no feelings towards him
>>25751790
>>25752029
basically this

>>25747182
this girl is fucking ugly lol

>>25747182
That ugly trailer trash whore is not Stacy she is ugly as fucking hell. Look at those teeth and that forehead what the fuck? Is this what you retards really think stacy is? Some hideous inbred cunt

>>25751790
completely agree
fuck faggots that think you can "work your way" to fucking a girl
if you're unattractive to her, you're unattractive to her
end of the fuckin story

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>>25747388
>not realizing your role as human shield to normie scum and failing on purpose to see them suffer.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

>>25747423
It would be a news love story about a white knight and a damsel in distress, then they'd make a disney movie about it.

>>25748581
FUcking roastie feminist. Maybe you should read bell hooks (not capitalized because she is a fucking roastie who demands it dat way) and contemplate your fucking faggotry on reddit!

>>25747182
>Save girl's life.
>She is now sexually indebted to you.

Top lol. Are basement dwellers really this deluded?

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>>25747182
>being a hero to get that puss (and fail because ur fat an gay)
>not doing it because it's the right thing to do, even if they ar normies

LAUL (Lmaoing At Ur Lives)

>>25753036
>>25752664
fucking faggot lurkers who read and actively participate in wehuntedthemammot dot cuck.

fuck off, he put his life on the line for a roastie. a roastie gives no fuck but friendzone him. he is a hero to the roasty, why can't she part them lips?

>>25748514
Did you require surgery and hospitalization after saving him?

>>25747182
I love how the anchor says

>A FRIEND

To be fair, if a landwhale jumped in front of a car for you and cushioned you from the impact with her blubber, would you fuck her as a reward?

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>>25753088
feelings are weird shit man

someone can bring you the fucking moon with dancing pink elephants that shit anime but if you don't want to fuck them, you can't make yourself love them. the reason people hate on roasties/chads is because they take your moon with its pink anime shitting elephants and lead you to believe they love you before fucking some other asshole. this girl didn't even get with him, i think that's better than being made to think he's her hero and savior and second coming of jesus only to be woken up by her screaming as she fucks some hotter guy in the next room and he can't move his crippple ass to do shit

>>25753202
why do normies come here and play contrarian like they are the great Christopher Hitchens? FUCK OFF NORmIE

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>>25747182
I know this somewhat old cringe, but I don't think she has to date him.

That's not what disturbs me the most about this. What is so disgusting is how monotone and bored she seems. How little she seems to understand what he did for her. How little she appreciates it.

She describes his act as gentlemanly. He fucking could have died. He's going to have some problems that follow him for the rest of his life. That girl is stick thin and would have been flattened by that truck.

Look, she's not attracted to him. They don't have to date. But the complete apathy in her voice is disturbing. She acts like it was as simple as opening a fucking door.

>>25753234
The roastie is loose. The roastie will give it up to a bunch of random guys. He can't jerk off while at that state. The roastie should give him a hand for saving his life.

>>25753202
This is different. She WANTED to live.

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>>25750666
calm down satan

>>25750624
rape sex is still a reward for being physically powerful

>>25749563
Date, yes. But sex? Fuck no.

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>>25752664
>Save someone's life
>They aren't indebted to you
roasties in charge of understanding honor

>>25753276
anon

she clearly don't want that shit. she might fuck 1000 guys but it's clear she doesn't want him like that. As >>25753257 said she barely acknowledges he's fucked his life even more for doing something really fucking good. is it fair? No, it's not fucking fair.

life isn't fair.

>>25753410
It is just more proof roasties have no moral compass.

>>25752664
There's nothing bigger you could actually do for somebody than save their life.

>>25752379
>That ugly trailer trash whore is not Stacy she is ugly as fucking hell. Look at those teeth and that forehead what the fuck? Is this what you retards really think stacy is? Some hideous inbred cunt
The hilarious part is some guy who lives in a trailer will probably abuse her whilst this dude is still dreaming about jumping infront of another truck for her one day.

Stick around you will probably see this girl in porn, considering her tits are like that already at 15

>>25747182
>on her cellphone during a news interview

Yeah. He dodged a bullet, but not a truck.

>>25753444
checked those trips. physical attraction is what it is. you ain't got it you better have money or power or some other secret sauce because it'll be an uphill struggle. that is, if you even care about getting that action. since society has changed to allow people to fuck who they want freely, a lot of people are left out. maybe it's natural selection. maybe it's whores. at this point in my life, i don't care.

>>25747182
>that girl is stacey

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>>25747268
>>25748581
>>25748604
>>25748673
>>25751790
>>25752029
>>25752506
>>25752664
>>25753202

This is worrying, yes, a worrying phenomenon indeed. Why there are so many filthy normies, roasties and chads on our board I do not know. I must consult with the heads of my order. In the meanwhile I encourage all robots to say this prayer of exorcism in the eventuality of the board being overwhelmed by this normie scourge:

FUCKING NORMIES! REEE! REEE! REEE!
GET OF MY FUCKING BOARD NORMIES!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
ROASTIES WITH YOUR LEAKING CUNTS!
CHADS WITH YOUR STD RIDDEN COCKS!
NORMIES WITH YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT!
FUCK OFF! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
FUCKING OFF MY BOARD, REEEEEEEEEEE!
NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>25748581
Are you going to pretend that no woman has ever used sex to reward men who do what she wants?

>>25753402
not the person your responding to. Honestly im a KV robot and even i agree with that person, just because he saved her life doesnt mean she owes him anything. hes a fucking retard for risking his life to save some random chick he thought was good looking lmao. Its just pathetic honestly

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>>25753864

https://youtu.be/JCeOf2q6_TA

Amen!

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>>25747182
She's not even a stacy, bitch is a solid 6 bro.

>>25747182
Wow, the curse of the white knight manifested. The girl probably gave a BJ to the drunk driver afterward.

>>25753900
Life isn't a disney movie anon

The only chance you might have is if the girl initially had an attraction towards you in the beginning

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>>25748514
Was he a faggot though?
>>25748581
Kill.
Yourself.
It's a reward for pretty people, firefighters marry victims ALL the time, but a lot of firefighters also look handsome unlike this poor fuck.

>>25753864
They're samefagging

>>25753202
Yeah I actually would if she wanted it.

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>>25754051
What Disney movie has the ugly guy get the girl? All Disney heroes are so tall and handsome as hell. Quasimodo is the only ugly one and he ends up alone.

>>25747323
He's a big man. If he got fit he'd be a monster, and that's gotta count for something.

>>25747182
His fault for risking his life and saving the whore's life. He's the opposite of Elliot Rodger, and I say Elliot deserved sex but this faggot deserves only ridicule.

>>25754343
You're definitely baiting. Fuck off

>>25754453
desu hes right senpai, if u risk ur life for random girls your pathetic and deserve to die honestly.

So guys what's the levels at which sex is expected? So we know saving a life means someone defiantly has to have sex with you but what's the cut off point? Do you get to have sex with someone for helping them carry their shopping?

This really needs to be laid out more clearly guys

>>25755596
u have to be born a chad man. Tall and handsome if ur not tall or handsome, you are fucked.
>tfw 5'5 and ugly as sin

>>25753202
Yes. I've fucked fat chicks before. Even bigger than that guy.

The girl could've given him at least a kiss or something. The guy risked his life to save her and she runs to the press going "We're just friends tho!". What a bitch.

Hell, even if she's not interested, the fact that she it made it clear in the interview that she's not interested in him romantically shows that she was worried about protecting her reputation than his well being.

>>25755819
>You have to be a literal chad to get anywhere near sex
Wow. A lot of delusion in this board

>>25754245
>The only ugl Disney lead ends up alone while the girl he likes gets a handsome prince.

That's some realistic writing tbqh

>>25748581
You're right, it's a punishment.

>Sex is not a reward

We live in a world where people will have sex with you if you have nice abs, but won't you save their lives.
That's kind of fucked up.

>>25750803

This. Least she could do is jerk him off.

>>25748673
He can't even jerk off. She could at least give him a handjob.

>>25748748
You're not supposed need to be taught that you don't exchange favors for sex.

>>25756034
Saving her life counts as more than a favor tbqh.

The girl is a cunt. Then again, most girls are nowadays. She was probably more worried about what the cute guys would think about them than the fat kid's well being.

>>25755959
It really isn't. It should not take anything more than common sense to realize that sex is primarily based on attraction.

You're the one that's fucked up

>>25756082
>Saving her life counts as more than a favor tbqh.
Why? It's a huge favor, but it's still a favor. She should be grateful, but there's no written contract in the world that says if someone saved your life you are obligated to have sex with them.

>>25748673
It's the Super Hero Complex
I rescue woman, therefore I become the Hero she loves. Its portrayed in every movie, every comic, ever animation, every book, every game.

It has taught men that they will be rewarded with love, adulation and respect. But in reality all they are rewarded with is five minutes of fame and a lifetime of injury. So it's not their fault, it's the media. If the boy didn't get injured and was actually physically superior to most of humanity and could handle it numerous times, he'd have to keep performing heroic acts before he is truly recognized.

>>25756130
>primarily

Well yes. And a guy liking you enough to risk his life and get hit by a car and fly through the air should be attractive.

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>>25756170
>And a guy liking you enough to risk his life and get hit by a car and fly through the air should be attractive.
What does being hit by car have to do with being attractive?

>>25756170
again if he was good looking and fit i bet they would be banging. thats all that literally matters

>Chad offers her a drink and lets her touch his abs
Sex because atttractive
>Boy saves her life and gets hit by a car
She owes him nothing

heh

>>25756163
>dumb enough to be getting life lessons from capeshit
>gets a lifetime of injury instead
So, natural selection at work?

>>25756186
I feel bad for the guy tbqh. Jesus, just let him get his rocks off. He jumped in front of a car for you.

>>25756193
Are you trying to imply there's some sort of contradiction in your greentext?

>>25756203
Justice is a highly reinforced concept. Most people idolize superheros for having impeccable moral standards.
Also
>forgetting what children are raised on
>not knowing how malleable the human mind is while developing

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>Not just standing there while she gets hit by the car with your fingers on your chin

Kid missed a trick

Man, woman are really shitty. I wonder how that boy is nowadays.

>>25756238
Most people also realize ordinary humans cannot jump in front of a car and walk away unscathed

>impeccable moral standards
There's goes your argument. If he really did have impeccable moral standards he wouldn't have an ulterior motive saving a girl like posters ITT are implying.

>>25756222
yea well thats why u dont do nice things for girls that arent your really close friend, family or gf.

>>25756280
Why would the fat bastard in the OP have impeccable moral standards you idiot? Learn how to comprehend text. You're just stating common sense and going completely off topic.

>>25756314
>Why would the fat bastard in the OP have impeccable moral standards you idiot?
I don't know. Shouldn't I be asking you this question since it was you who implied it?

>Be fat socially awkward kid
>Have literally a single female friend
>She's actually pretty chill and funny
>Fall for her
>Walking home with her one day
>A car comes
>Push her to save her life and get hit
>Go to hospital all fucked up
>She comes to visit regurlarly
>Nurses and doctors all making jokes and insinuating that I like her
>The media comes to interview her
>She goes on national tv and says that we're just friends

JUST
KEK
MY
SHIT
UP
FAMILIA

Jesus christ women are horrible.

>>25756332
>I don't know. Shouldn't I be asking you this question since it was you who implied it?
I never implied it. Why do I need to spoonfed people basic English to have arguments? I don't. And I won't. See you.

>>25756280
>There's goes your argument. If he really did have impeccable moral standards he wouldn't have an ulterior motive saving a girl like posters ITT are implying.

Oh go fuck yourself with this pathetic tumblr feminist "Men should do good things out of the goodness in their hearts, not to get something" bullshit.

Every single fucking person on earth does good things to court the people they like. By this ridiculous notion, unattractive guys can't ever hit on women because they're not doing it from the goodness of their hearts.

>>25756381
>I never implied it.
Then what the fuck were you trying to say? I said capeshit is for mentally challenged retards, and you were defending it.

>>25756400
>Men should do good things out of the goodness in their hearts, not to get something
The fuck? Where the fuck did I imply something like that? I said capeshit is for mentally challenged retards, and you were defending it. Nice 180 you fucking cocksucker

>>25756475
>Then what the fuck were you trying to say?
I wrote plainly what I was trying to say. How can you say capeshit is for mentally challenged retards when you're too retarded to understand basic English? Might as well kill yourself now.

>>25756224
He's saying it's darkly funny that the most impersonal and effortless token of affection from someone sexually attractive is infinitely more meaningful to a woman than an unattractive man doing her a great favor (in this case, saving her life) at a cost to himself.

>broken pelvis
>compressed spine
>torn ligaments

>He's my best friend for the rest of my life!

He should've let the truck hit her. Perhaps he could've had a shot if she became disabled.

>>25748514
I once saved a woman from having her skull crushed by a psychotic retard who believed talking rubber hoses hooked up to his penis told him dirty jokes,

I certainly did not expect oral sex. Just a simple "thank you". But I am an ugly man, and so I didn't warrant even that. All I received was contempt for not taking him down quickly enough. He landed a punch on her before I kept him from murdering her, so I was garbage. If I was attractive, I would have been a hero.

>>25756499
>>dumb enough to be getting life lessons from capeshit
>>gets a lifetime of injury instead
>So, natural selection at work?
I say idolizing superheros and appropriating capeshit cliches to real life is retarded.


>Justice is a highly reinforced concept. Most people idolize superheros for having impeccable moral standards.
>Also
>>forgetting what children are raised on
>>not knowing how malleable the human mind is while developing
You defend the fatty by saying it isn't and it's justified.


>Most people also realize ordinary humans cannot jump in front of a car and walk away unscathed
>
>>impeccable moral standards
>There's goes your argument. If he really did have impeccable moral standards he wouldn't have an ulterior motive saving a girl like posters ITT are implying.
I then say if he's actually appropriating capeshit cliches to real life he would not expect sex.

>huuuur I never implied it
kys worthless sack of shit

>>25756515
>attractive is infinitely more meaningful to a woman
>sex = meaningfulness
Men, everyone.

This kid couldn't get the girl even after saving her life and getting hit by a truck for her.

He'll probably commit sucide in a few years.

>inb4 that one guy who always posts his face in these types of threads shows up

>>25756628
People that can't get sex probably give it much more meaning than people that can get it just by opening their legs.

>>25756659
>People that can't get sex probably give it much more meaning
And whose fault is that?

>>25756700
Of whoever is denying them sex most likely.

>>25756719
You sure convinced me with your hot opinions dude.

>>25747182
I guess it's true. Women aren't vending machines that you put nice tokens into until sex falls out.

You have to put in Chad tokens.

Ree

>>25756628
If it isn't meaningful at all, then what is the difference between say a platonic friendship between a man and a woman that is emotionally intimate and a committed relationship between a man and a woman?

You can't have your cake and eat it too, You can't say sex is meaningless and simultaneously defend a person for denying sex, because if it was truly meaningless then it wouldn't be a choice worth defending or attacking in your view.

But it's clear you're just going to abuse a just world fallacy and say we're all fundamentally flawed people when the actual crux of the matter is that even if I could convey the significance of sex on a social, emotional, and primal level, you'd never accept it anyway.

Atleast the poor guy can get a date from the girl.

>Boy in love with girl
>Saves her life
>Can't expect her to fall for him otherwise it's "sexist and mysogynist"

>>25747268
>>25748514
>>25748581
>>25748597
>>25748604
and any related

>this thread
https://youtu.be/m-ZmJuQqT9Q

>>25747182
yahahaha this is too fucking good

>>25751790
>girls are not fucking vending machines you can just put quarters into and get sex

tell that to the hookers I see

>>25747182

I'm extremely fuckable, I just don't leave the house.

Feel like shit because I'm wasting my good looks and giant cock.

>>25747182
i remember this story, it was sad, but who cares anymore. everybody moved on

Women will do the most absurd mental gymnastiscs to spin this kind of shit.

Just admit that you're a shallow roastie and be doen with it.

>Saving her life is not a romantic gesture

Oh go fuck yourself.

>>25753202
>landwhale
>jumping
pick one

Friends. Just friends.

>>25757398
>everybody moved on

Yeah, she's dating now. Some handsome blonde dude.

The fat kid still feels immense pain and has to take painkillers everyday. Also his knee is still kinda fucked even after surgery.

Let this be a lesson to men everywhere: If you think a girl is not attracted to you the same way you are to her, and a truck is coming her way, let her get run over.

>>25751790
>Wannabe alpha/normie tries to BTFO beta cucks and embarrasses himself in the process

>>25757439
I can't believe she made a point to say that in the interview. What a fucking piece of shit bitch.

Too worried about her popularity to the point where she has to say that in national TV so the kids at school don't laugh at her.

He should've let her get run over.

>>25757420
kekkeded and kekked

People talk about the media influencing betas into thinking that doing good things and listening to girls will make them like them, but hell, couldn't they just pick better role models from the movies and shit?

Betas would be better off acting like Han Solo. Just pin her to a wall and steal a kiss. And if she complains, give her shit and kiss her again.

>>25757602
I'm trying to imagine a robot doing this and all I can see is her screaming rape and chad beating his ugly eliot rodger rat looking face in hahahaha

>>25757456
How much shit do you think he gets from his family over fucking himself over for a girl who didn't give a shit about him?

Not only that, but can you imagine all the women screeching at him if he did nothing to save her? I bet they would have crucified him for not sacrificing his life for her and we already KNOW that women and normies applaud the girl for not giving him shit since he literally did sacrifice himself for her.

>>25757639
I'm a robot. I was a KV until last year when I turned 22 and decided I had enough.

I just started going to nightclubs a town over (About 70 minutes from here) and I just grab drunk chicks and make out with them.

The whole "scream rape" thing is a meme. As long as you're not doing it at a college campus, no one cares.

>>25757690
>I'm a robot
>I just grab drunk chicks and make out with them

one of these is a lie

>>25757690
You gonna get herpes at that rate Anon. Those chicks are dirty as all fuck.

>>25757713
He was programmed to well, he's rebelling against his masters

>>25750554
be honest, this was far less dramatic in real life
you don't have it in you to be a hero

>>25747182
If an ugly girl saved your life would you have sex with her?

Fuck off.

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He does not necessarily deserve sex or anything.

But honestly, how is someone risking their own life, possibly the most valuable thing, to save your own NOT the most damn attractive thing?

I cannot think of something that even compares to such an act.

>>25757713
I am really. I do that as a way of "getting back" at women. Most guys turn bitter and go crazy. I just became more productive.

>>25757769
In a heartbeat. Sex is not a big deal. In fact, most women and feminists also think that sex is not a big deal, unless an unattractive guy wants it. Then it becomes entitlement and rape culture.

>>25757786
That's because you're a man. The traits that men admire (honor, courage, valor, loyalty, etc.) don't mean shit to women.

Girls just want to have fun...with Chad.

>>25748344
let's have a bit of that money mate. you dont need all of it lol.

is that all the profit from the hatton garden loot?

>>25757786
Woman only care about your social standing. You're only have value is her friends get jealous of you being in a relationship with her.

Look at the kid. He risked his life, and to us, that's amazing. But her friends and possible hot romantic partners must've been giving her shit and mocking her over how ugly and fat he is.

That's why she went on TV and made the whole world know that they're "Just friends and nothing more". Because she can't affor to be connected to an inferior male like that.

>>25747423
It's a trick question because Chad would have let her get wrecked.

>>25753202
if they want it sure why not. it's only going to take me a few minutes and it's going to pleasure them. not that i think in the video's case the girl should have sex with the guy for some reason, but i don't see why you wouldn't have sex with someone as a reward unless you're religious or something like that.

>lol it's 2015
>My body my rules
>Sex is not big deal anymore
>I can have a bunch of FWB
>I'm in an open relationship!

How come this girl didn't even give the dude that saved her life a chance

>Shut up shitlord. That's literally rape!

>>25747182

why are you guys assuming this didn't get him laid?

>so Cameron is 6'3", docters say if he was any smaller he wouldn't have survived

only way this guy didn't at least get a pity blowjob is if he acted like a complete beta

>>25748514
I saved 46 people from drowning when I was a lifeguard. I didn't get jack shit and most people didn't even say thank you.

Still can't believe people and their kids are too retarded to read signs and not be able to swim in four feet of water.

>>25747423
This isn't Chad. This is a normie with a high-maintenance hairstyle and trendy facial hair.

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>>25747182
>save a qt brown girl customer's life at work
>she doesn't even tell me "Thank you."

>>25748581
I agree, the system shouldn't be meritocratic. Only a small portion of men should get all the sex, by virtue of being born with a particularly trendy set of physical characteristics.

Holy fuck this is autism, this is why I left r9k.

He's not even beta; are you saying that because he's white and has glasses? That kid looks pretty built/strong imo. He could easily be a football player and doesn't have the voice of a weak faggot.

>inb4 fedora defending my own
happily married 6.3/10 femanon here. OP is such a buttsucker.

>>25758395
He's a fat ginger. Maybe you need glasses, too.

>>25758437
Already got them, can see you sucking OP babycock from here just fine.

Maybe you need medication if you can't tell the difference between auburn and ginger.

>>25758395
>this is why I left r9k.
Then who was post?

>>25758516
u mad as fuck baby
you know damn well if you weren't married you wouldnt go for a guy like that

>>25758395
>He's not even beta
If he isn't a beta than why did he save her life and not get to fuck her?

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>>25758395
>this is why I left r9k
??

who cares? They're friends and he seems fine with that.

>>25747182
maybe he didn't want to have sex with her

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>>25758395
>6.3/10
It doesn't work like that, no extra points for you.
>That kid looks pretty built/strong imo. He could easily be a football player and doesn't have the voice of a weak faggot.
He has potential but he's dumpy right now, bitch obviously doesn't like him.

>>25758395
>happily married 6.3/10 femanon here. OP is such a buttsucker.
Of course you'd say that NORMIE.

>>25758561
>>25758566
>>25758579
>>25758601

Have indeed dated overweight men, guess the only shallow ones here are the self hating cucks. Usually stick to /lit/ and /x/ but I decided to check the front page here after 4 years. Quite disappointed.

>>25758717
>unintentionally taking pride in being stuck here

KEK

>>25748673
Man this picture is like the ultimate Reddit meme

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>>25758751
>unintentionally
Where do you think we are?

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>>25758735
>/lit/
>/x/
For what purpose

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>>25758735
>/lit/
Hah!

>>25758735
/lit/ what are you reading?

>>25758841
Apparently you lack spirituality and can't bring yourself to read a good book or two. Weak

Women are not some vending machine that you insert life into and spit out sex

>>25758905
Women give it to Chad for free.

>>25758883
Seen this meme far too much
>>25758885
At the moment reading Mao's Red Book and the Alchemist, suggested by a friend. Red Book's a little boring to me but that's just because it was meant for that time, not ours. His push for industrialization was a little disappointing.

>>25758934
>Red Book's a little boring to me but that's just because it was meant for that time, not ours
No shit maybe you should stop reading it. What do you think you will gain by reading a meme propaganda book?

>>25758905
This
>>25758923
>sits on r9k shitposting unimpressive waifus, eating cheetos, complaining about being too broke for more vidya
>decent, beautiful woman taken on a date with a handsome man for oysters, sitting by the river, and talking about that time he got in a fight with his older brother

KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>25758982
You do realize it's the reason Chinese people hate niggers and don't rise against corruption at every turn, right? You do realize why every time you turn on the TV after 6 PM in China it's just soaps about the war with Japan, right?

Reading a nation's most famous literature helps you understand it's roots. The chinese nation's less than 120 years old, mind you. Sometimes you have to be patient with a book, ADD fag.

>>25758986
>oysters
Those are bad for you skin

>>25759049
>can't get a gf because of skin pustules and generally shit attitude

give up

>>25759042
>Reading a nation's most famous literature helps you understand it's roots.
Yes because I completely understood Spain's roots after reading Don Quixote.

>>25758934
>maos red book
You a gommie?
>the Alchemist
Sounds interesting.
>>25758986
>>25758905
Isn't the most successful line on tinder "wanna smash" pretty sure they're just fucking not enjoying the quaint things in life

Why do you like to pretend that women only get with the most cultured dignified guys to go on long drawn out romantic relationships with, the hook up culture is a real thing that exists. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and bitches just wanna get fucked by a prettyboy.
No magic about it.
>>25759042
>Chinese people hate niggers
I didn't know they hated niggers
>don't rise against corruption at every turn
I'm pretty sure that has more to do with the all controlling state that had power before the red book was published.

>>25759089
I'm just sharing knowledge buddy, please don't get angry at me

>>25759042
Yeah, I'm sure you will be an expert on Chinese psychology once you finish it. Forcing yourself to finish that book will surely have a great positive effect on your life. Be real, you won't impress anyone by reading that shit. Maybe you should just read what you enjoy instead.

>>25759097
Oh please don't be retarded by saying a book can't give you insight into a culture.

>>25759128
There is nothing cultural about Don Quixote's story. It's about an old man who thinks he's a knight. That's it.

>>25759106
Not a commie, but I do live in China. There definitely is a hook up culture, especially in the West, but not here. Women want men with ambition, or a secure future. When you're expected to make babies for the most part it's good not to worry about the rest. I think consumer culture is really what pushes up divorce rates though, you're led to believe that's a good as it gets, but the work put in for that level of success as advertised is obviously never shown. And yes they despise niggers. Every boss I've met will refuse to hire them, and children are afraid of them. It's kind of nice.
>>25759120
What kind of faggot reads books to impress others? He asked what I'm reading. Fuck off, education isn't just 1,2,3, it's discipline. Go back to kindergarten, hope the teacher fingers you.

>>25759174
Mao LED China.
THE ENTIRE ADULT POPULATION LIVED BY THAT BOOK. Do you realize how many warlords were just killing civilians left and right before he took power? It was like a fucking bible for the nation. DON QUIXOTE IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.

You are so fucking dense my god.

>>25759267
But there is nothing educational in the Red Book, it's pure propaganda. You won't learn anything from it so the only reason to read it is just so you can you did.

>>25759310
Don Quixote is actually more popular than the bible.

>>25759341
Yeah, propaganda that hundreds of millions of people believed, and held faithful to. Propaganda that led to millions dying of starvation. Propaganda that created a state so powerful that no citizen could show public outrage at what happened at Tienanmen Square. But there isn't anything educational in that. You'd rather read the western version of what happened in China before it was open.

Get the fuck off your high horse. You don't even live here.

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>>25759310
>>25759401
And the Bible is fictional, too

>>25759436
The past is just as good as fiction

>>25759401
Why does that matter? I used the bible as a figurative religious book, if I meant the actual bible I would capitalize it, dumbass. Don Quixote was a fictional book. Mao's Red Book was a doctrine so powerful people were willing to die for it. It birthed the beginning of a new nation. The fuck you on?

>>25747182
>Expecting sex out of saving someone's life

If you're doing good for people it should be selfless, you fucking degenerate.

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>>25759500
>If you're doing good for people it should be selfless, you fucking degenerate.
>he thinks selfless peole exist just like in the movies
ALL human actions are motivated by some degree of self-interest. Even seemingly selfless deeds are done for the feeling of one's own satisfaction. That doesn't negate the benefit of the deed you fucking normalfag

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>>25755942
Thanks to Victor Hugo though.

>>25759493
Does your husband know you're a boring cunt, too?

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>tfw I blew my male best friend's cousin for a few months my freshman year in uni

My best friend still doesn't know about this and we all graduated already

>>25747268
negged