my 15 year old brother spends literally 30-45 minutes every night

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You're fucking stupid opie-san

Now that people have smart phones, doesn't anyone?

>>25743949
Probably taking a wank lad

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>hold my shit in for days
>actually have a damaged anus

>>25743949
he's wanking you fuck

>>25743949
>most people literally take a shit every day
I have no idea how they do this, nor why they seem to think it desireable

>>25744012
>not taking a nice shit after a day of hard work

I love the feeling of my bowels emptying and releasing all that toxic waste from my body

I wish I never had to shit or piss again.

>>25743949
i always take that much time to shit, often have a day or two of constipation, often bloating and gas, some nausea docs told me to do the camera in the colon thing but fuck that shit man, there is a good chance it might rupture your gut or worse, at least bloodtests seemed fine

Wtf man 40 mins is pretty short for me
Tbh I bring my laptop and shitpost while on the shitter
I fucking love unleashing hell after a long day
It just feels good and I can get away from my loudass normie family

>>25743949

He could just have really messy ones.

>take a shit
>slides out fine, is all out within 2 minutes
>the very end bit is of a completely different consistencey from the rest (which is perfectly formed) and gets everywhere
>take 15 minutes just wiping what should have been a 5-minute shit

>>25743949
> 15yo
He's jerkin it.

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>>25743949

mahfukka hes pulling the pulling the goalie knawmsaying

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>>25745539

iktf

>get home from work
>sit on the shitter for 10 minutes
>browse /k/ and /r9k/
>shit out a days worth of taco bell