>at the office.
>coworker girl always ask me to buy her a weaboo fish shaped ice cream.
>she is kawaii as fuck.
>she gets me to play with her some retarded cat game on my cellphone with her.
>she insists that she wants the fish ice cream everyday while she does kawaii sounds like growling like a fucking pokemon n shit.
>one day she draws a cute fish and post it in my computer.
>the drawing stays for weeks on my office.
>this faggot male coworker I have start telling me that he wants a kiss from me.
>I obviously say no like the high-test alpha male I'm.
>he insists and puts a note on my computer telling me he is waiting for the kiss.
>I get really angry and rip the note apart.
>In my autism I rip the fish note as well in a million pieces.
>I realize what I did.
>my kawaii friend is watching me with her heart broken.
>she stops talking to me.
>she erase me from her normie book.
What should I do robots?
This whole situation sounds absolutely retarded. I would avoid both of these people whenever possible and not spare a thought for either of them since they sound like human cancers.
she's on her prime, that lucky bastard will have a good 2 months before dumping her and get to the next fresh pussy, i can't live with this feeling
>be crazy in love me
>she knows i have feelings
>i know she is not into me and it kills me very day
>tell her "look, i know you have noticed and I feel pathetic"
>what are you talking about anon?
>you know i have a thing for you oneitis
>what? :confused emoji face:
>i think i caught feelings i shouldn't have
>oh, i see, well you know its wrong(i dated her sister before)
>yes, it is, i understand i fucked up, i know it is impossible
>yeah, i understand but i don's feel good about this
>dont worry oneitis, you can leave anytime, no need to talk if you dont want to
>its ok anon take it out i see you are very sad
>ok, let me breath, o-ok, see I'm sorry for making things so weird
>oh anon, what happened to you, you looked normal all this months, didn't see it coming
>i was faking it, always dying to see you, but i can't anymore, so this is the last good bye, i fucked up
>anon!, get your shit together!, no need to be like this
>yes it has to, I'm sorry i can't, i feel in love i know you wont see me as you used too. i need to stop seeing you forever, i dont want to make you feel awkward or stalked.
>fine, i see there is no turning back, i think my sister still have feelings for you i bet you are going to date again in the future. FIRST RULE NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH THE YOUR GF'S SISTER!
>i know i fucked up i said it a million times, but I'm not coming back with her never, and by your reactions i can see you are upset.
>yeah I'm very mad at you right now, its wrong.
>well I'm going to leave, i guess we will never see each other again, or even talk, so good bye tae care.
>ok anon take care
>since its the last goodbye, stay a little bit please, ill disappear from everybody life after this.
>NO, ITS NOT OK, GET IT?, I CANT DO IT.
>o-ok, good night.
i am devastated senpai :(
>buy her something
I don't get this. For a stranger girl you might actually make more money than her and can buy it. But for a coworker making the same as you that you aren't even having relations with? WTF, no wonder the male coworker was wanting your pathetic boipussy
>have a girl flirting with me
>office-alpha spots flirting
>alpha rolls a 18 on perception check
>alpha realises im gonna choke, hard, will need heimlich.
>i proceed to choke
>office-alpha slides on in to kawaii grill
You're an adult baby.
This situation sound completely retarded until you factor in the following theory:
>weeb has hots for OP
>can only show it in kawaii shit, since shes a womanchild
>OP is a oblivious faggot, dosnt go for it/set it straight
>kawaii girl gossips around the watercooler that maybe OP is gay as he doesnt seem to ge the hint
>word of mouth get to the office faggot who makes his move
Dun fucked up there bro