Well it seems my Stacey roomate and her Chad bf have decided to have a night long fuckfest. I want to sleep but every 10 minutes she wakes me up with her moaning. What should I do until they shut up and let me sleep?
pretend you're a home invader and take chad out. then ravage stacy. fall back to sleep when ur finished and the police will never suspect a thing. if they ask if you heard anything and you say no, stacy will be like didn't u hear us fucking and u will be like no bitch, were you trying to wake me up, if so I have no regrets about hearing your bf's skull smashed in and you getting buttfucked by the gentleman who decided to spare me
Put on really loud music with lots of bass
When they eventually come tell you to turn it down say in a humorous tone that you were just doing it to block out their noises, hinting at them being too loud
Text stacy and ask her to keep it down. If she doesn't go knock on their door and ruin the mood.
By doing things this way, she can't get mad at you for embarrassing her, since you gave her a chance before that.
this happened to me once sort of
a girl i liked fucked my chad roommate while i was in the room next door and i heard them going at it for hours.
if i recall correctly i turned on the most depressing music imaginable and played it at full volume.