What the fuck do I have to do to get a girl to message me back?

>>25739678
not saying the things u r currently sayin

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>>25739678
One girl replied finally

>>25739678

finish your messages with 'respond please'

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>>25739733
Looks like I might get laid tonight, this chick hella digs me

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>>25739733

>d-do you have a boyfriend?
>tinder

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>>25739818
>>25739733
>>25739678

You can't be serious OP

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>>25739818

ask her if she fucks on the first date?

>>25739818
Oh jesus christ you're embarrassing yourself

>>25739733
SHES ON TINDER YOU FUCKING AUTIST, OF COURSE SHES LOOKING FOR DICK. PRETTY ROCKNROLL? YOU HAVE TO BE TROLLING JESUS

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>>25739818
>sounds pretty rocknroll
>barking up the wrong tree haha!

The autism is real

>>25739818
>hella digs me
you should use that one on a gril anon.

>how's it memein' babbygril? Im on the prowl for a lady what hella digs me. I'd bet one silver dollar that I've found her already ;))

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>>25739818
>sounds pretty rocknroll
>if I do say so myself!
>do you have a boyfriend?
>haha!
>I've actually never been in a serious relationship with a girl!
>hella

It may be autistic, but if it works; it'll work

>>25739959

rolling for this

originasdlq

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>>25739818
She's talking about previous boyfriends now. I'm moving on

>>25739818
Please be joking OP

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>>25740017
You gotta cast a wide net if you wanna catch that prize fish

>>25739818
Girls love honesty, this might actually work.

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Keep them coming OP I'm dying!

>>25740060
>haha
it's polite to wait until the second date to reveal to her that you're a basic bitch.

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>>25740060
>You gotta cast a wide net if you wanna catch that prize fish

money?

OP why are you doing this to yourself?
Just... Stop. Please.

>>25740103
he's catfishing obviously

stop making these threads.
every fucking day the same shit.
maybe if you spent time actually talking to girls instead of trolling for your internet friends you could actually get laid.

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>>25740060
New girl

>>25740160
haha dw i'm joking (no i'm not)

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>>25740160
Holy fedora batman

Also why do all girls on Tinder sound the same?

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>>25740160
She was responding quickly and all the sudden she slowed down...

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>>25740160
>a real stinker

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Only reply i got

>lel gutz no girls reply to me
>oh lel guyz look girls sending me msg first
>im so alone

Fuck off faggot,

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>>25740223
>That sarcastic "Really nigga?" Look on her face
>That snarky remark
OP don't mess this up!

Full pic of her please

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>>25740209
>D-did we lose c-connection?
This thirst is real

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>>25740209
It ain't over yet

>>25740223
Say
>Want something cumming in you this weekend instead of something coming out? ;)

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Who do people come here and feel the need to brag and show everyone his tinder matches, tinder messages. Or just msg from women he knows (Ie Work, school etc..)?

i want normies to leave

>>25740554
This guy isn't bragging, and he sure as fuck isn't a normie. Or do betas actually talk like this?

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>>25740465
I'm actually feeling a real connection with this broad

op
unmatch all these girls
look at yourself in the mirror for five minutes straight while thinking about how human beings interact
then try again

>>25740659
>not a normie
>getting responses
>getting grls to msg him first

Are you really this dense? Hes only pretending to act autistic for r9k to try and act "kool".

>>25740678
she fucking looks like Elliot Rodger. The supreme Gentlewoman

>>25740678
>crying smile emoji

nah, yeah you're done. your only hope is to reverse psychology this shit and tell her you're into cuckolding.

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>>25740678
>>25740739
You were saying? I'm telling you, there's a real connection here.

>>25740697
It's likely that he put some random supermodel as his pic

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>>25740795
>Mentioning anime to a normie
Even if you are memeing around, that's too far anon

>>25741116
I think he should have taken it farther desu baka senpai.

>>25739678
Funniest tinder thread I've seen in a while. Good job OP, at least you've got a sense of humor that isn't "you're a whore, lol".