>just remembered a cringe moment from kindergarten I suppressed

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>>25738937
Tell us
I want to make fun of you

What could possible be a cringe from kindergarten? You were like 5-6 no one cares.

that blankey looks comfy

>>25739348
you must also share a cringe moment

>>25739487
when everyone involved laughs at you, and does so again whenever they remember it for the rest of their life, it is definitely a cringe moment

>>25739550
>getting ready for first day of kindergarten
>don't know what to expect
>drive to school is long and foreign
>contemplate if I'll come back home
>dropped off at school
>come into class, everyone is already in their seats and ready
>out of nowhere, I hadn't even expected myself to do this I drop on the floor and explode into tears
>"I wanna go home! I miss my nintendo 64!"
>continue reeeing until the teacher picks me up and takes me to the office for my mom to take me home

I was fucked from the start.

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>>25739550
I once tripped over some stairs.
Had a 0,4sec cringe moment.
Me and my friends laughed it off and kept going.

>>25738937
Fuck you OP you made me remember my own cringe moment from kindergarten. I'll share it because I'm not a nigger.

>somehow learn that some vegetarians can eat fish
>tell teacher that i learned that some vegans can eat fish
>immediate regret, vegans aren't vegetarians, they are much more strict!
>gotta roll with it though
>wait for response
>i forget the response because it was 20 years ago, but she didn't notice my error
>all clear, or so i thought
>turns out my own brain noticed the error, and would continue to remind me of it for decades!

>>25739615
I walked like 20 feet from my mom's car, realized the book mark for the book in my hand was missing and I started sobbing

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I can think of a couple off the top of my head

>class is reciting alphabet in unison
>just say z, z, z...etc.the whole time
>some kid noticed and rats like a bitch
>teacher makes me recite the alphabet standing up alone

>family is making us skip school to go to Disneyland
>some bitch brought a mickey mouse doll for show and tell
>I blurt out how I'm going to Disneyland tomorrow
>teacher flips shit because it's a school day

Not from kindergarten but from elementary school

>be in like 5th grade when 4th Indiana jones movie comes out
>me and my friends are too young to realize the move is awful
>we think his fedora is super cool
>we all buy fedoras
>wear them every day to school
>school thinks we're a gang
>explain to them it's just a hat and keep wearing them

We unironically wore fedoras because we thought they were cool.

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>>25738937

I hate this shit and it's a huge part of why I drink
>walking along, day is going ok, not good but not bad
>out of fucking nowhere "Hey, remember that time you were too shy to make out with a chick in middleschool and everybody laughed at you" (one example out of shit tons)
>face reddens
>nobody knows, but I know and it hurts
>GODDAMMIT BRAIN THAT WAS OVER 10 YEARS AGO
>can't shake it without booze
>wake up next day
>post booze depression
>cycle repeats and worsens

It drives me insane. Why can't I forgive my past?

>>25739643
nice, heres another

>Be 4th grade
>Be fledging punk/goth rock faggot straight outta mtv
>A Hot Topic opens at the new mall
>become in touch with inner consumer whore
>beg mommy to buy me all the black cotton bracelets with cynical slogons in edgy font
>complete with jet black jacket and band t-shirt I never even heard of
>"Alright! Now all the kids are gonna know how I changed over the summer. Now they'll see who I truly am. I look so cool!" I monologued
>mom drops me off "Bye! I love you mom!"
>Get to playground to greet my friends from 3rd grade
>I descend upon my friends, I am the morningstar, out of the ash I rise. I eat men like air "Hay, Whats up guys"
>They all laugh at me immediately

The next day i wore normal clothes and only one bracelet at a time. No one really mentioned it after that.

>>25739642
>be 4
>nearing the age of school
>want to impress mommy
>always come up to here and say "I know what 9 + 9 is, its 19"
>"Thats right, anon"
>Be fucking ecstatic
>go to school
>learn 9 + 9 does not equal 19

>practicing writing letters
>we have to write one letter repeatedly in a single line on a page
>think this is mundane bullshit
>want to show off
>finish it quickly and show the teacher
>"which one is the best one you wrote?"
>i say the first one
>he tells me the first one shouldn't be the best one because then there's no point in practicing, and to redo it
>i take it back to my desk and start erasing so hard the paper rips
>start welling up