>>25739550 >getting ready for first day of kindergarten >don't know what to expect >drive to school is long and foreign >contemplate if I'll come back home >dropped off at school >come into class, everyone is already in their seats and ready >out of nowhere, I hadn't even expected myself to do this I drop on the floor and explode into tears >"I wanna go home! I miss my nintendo 64!" >continue reeeing until the teacher picks me up and takes me to the office for my mom to take me home
>>25738937 Fuck you OP you made me remember my own cringe moment from kindergarten. I'll share it because I'm not a nigger.
>somehow learn that some vegetarians can eat fish >tell teacher that i learned that some vegans can eat fish >immediate regret, vegans aren't vegetarians, they are much more strict! >gotta roll with it though >wait for response >i forget the response because it was 20 years ago, but she didn't notice my error >all clear, or so i thought >turns out my own brain noticed the error, and would continue to remind me of it for decades!
>class is reciting alphabet in unison >just say z, z, z...etc.the whole time >some kid noticed and rats like a bitch >teacher makes me recite the alphabet standing up alone
>family is making us skip school to go to Disneyland >some bitch brought a mickey mouse doll for show and tell >I blurt out how I'm going to Disneyland tomorrow >teacher flips shit because it's a school day
>be in like 5th grade when 4th Indiana jones movie comes out >me and my friends are too young to realize the move is awful >we think his fedora is super cool >we all buy fedoras >wear them every day to school >school thinks we're a gang >explain to them it's just a hat and keep wearing them
We unironically wore fedoras because we thought they were cool.
I hate this shit and it's a huge part of why I drink >walking along, day is going ok, not good but not bad >out of fucking nowhere "Hey, remember that time you were too shy to make out with a chick in middleschool and everybody laughed at you" (one example out of shit tons) >face reddens >nobody knows, but I know and it hurts >GODDAMMIT BRAIN THAT WAS OVER 10 YEARS AGO >can't shake it without booze >wake up next day >post booze depression >cycle repeats and worsens
>Be 4th grade >Be fledging punk/goth rock faggot straight outta mtv >A Hot Topic opens at the new mall >become in touch with inner consumer whore >beg mommy to buy me all the black cotton bracelets with cynical slogons in edgy font >complete with jet black jacket and band t-shirt I never even heard of >"Alright! Now all the kids are gonna know how I changed over the summer. Now they'll see who I truly am. I look so cool!" I monologued >mom drops me off "Bye! I love you mom!" >Get to playground to greet my friends from 3rd grade >I descend upon my friends, I am the morningstar, out of the ash I rise. I eat men like air "Hay, Whats up guys" >They all laugh at me immediately
The next day i wore normal clothes and only one bracelet at a time. No one really mentioned it after that.
>>25739642 >be 4 >nearing the age of school >want to impress mommy >always come up to here and say "I know what 9 + 9 is, its 19" >"Thats right, anon" >Be fucking ecstatic >go to school >learn 9 + 9 does not equal 19
>practicing writing letters >we have to write one letter repeatedly in a single line on a page >think this is mundane bullshit >want to show off >finish it quickly and show the teacher >"which one is the best one you wrote?" >i say the first one >he tells me the first one shouldn't be the best one because then there's no point in practicing, and to redo it >i take it back to my desk and start erasing so hard the paper rips >start welling up
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