>tfw your dad catches you fucking your ass with a vibrator Crap.

>>25738767
That's embarrassing

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How did he respond, OP?

timestamp or fake faggot

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>it's another "white people roleplay as cute anime girls" episode
this is now kot thread

>>25738867
Awkward silence for a second then quickly leaving.

>>25738767
You fool. You should've just fucked his ass with the vibrator and everything would've been gravy.

>>25738767
Hopefully he puts a bullet in your head next fag

>>25738867
>are ya winning son?

You should have looked him in the eye and tried to cum right there.

Breath really heavily for the next 10 seconds and then let out a low and serious "Thank you..."

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>>25740424
This is one of my favorites tb.h

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>>25738951
You are my new favorite avatarfag

you're doing god's work, kot

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>>25740438
That's pretty fuckin' hot, anon

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>>25738767
>forgetting to pull out vibrator & quick suck it afterwards

>>25738767
Wow, I thought it was bad enough, but you actually shit yourself too?

gg anon

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all you faggots stand close together and say swiss cheese

>>25738951
>Non whites
>Allowed to voice an opinion
Know your genetically inferior place.

>>25741997
Not him, but who else will make you bad food and clean your toilets?

>>25738767
I really want to fuck one of you robots.

>>25740449
>tfw my dad never said this to me and hated me playing games

>tfw the wire for the electrodes on your cock and taint hang out your shorts after your mom bursts in and you have no time to hide

>>25738767
what's better a vibrator or dildo?

>>25742111
How badly do you want fuck a robot, robot?

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>tfw you forget your dildo in the shower
i know he know and just doesnt say anything

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>>25742179
>tfw you leave your razor in the shower AND your dad and catches you riding a toy

>>25742863
meant for
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wowowow

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>tfw you mother found a condom package open in your room
>tfw she knows a "friend" of mine came into me house

FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK

Do you guys think she knows we fucked?

>>25742022
Other lesser white people, such as the Irish or Poles

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>>25742874
i couldnt look at my dad for quite a while, hes being a bro about it though and not acting like it never happened. im so glad i moved out and dont have to worry about getting caught like that.
also, how big was it :3

>tfw lewds happen much more often now

>Gf was a mega whore (why she was both my gf and is my ex gf)
>cuddling in my room
>she starts rubbing against me
>parents are in the room next to us
>tell her to wait like an hour
>she insists
>fine, fug her quietly
>next morning
>mum says "anon, you know its a bit awkward when you and your gf are in your room alone when were here, just keep that in mind"
Shit i think they heard

>>25742891
Yeah, humans arent stupid

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>>25742919
I can't remember but not very, I'm tight

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>>25743011
>tfw ruined hole
kill me senpai, please

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>>25743035
biggest I've gone is three fingers once, but usually I just use two or a electric toothbrush head

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>>25742897


Irish are fun. Unfortunately Poles have little redeeming value. They can clean while the Irish serve drink and entertain us with musical sing-alongs .

>>25742949
my brother was banging in the next room and for some reason i could hear all their whispers

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>>25743050
i want to be tight again i can fit a soda can, but my hole isnt little and cute anymore is there a solution to this suffering?

>tfw just realized I rejected at least five girls in hs that I was into because I had self loathing and male inadequacy
>since then I've become a faggot and lacerated my asshole with a dildo
Can't wait to tell my future gf all about it so she can fantasize about me getting raped by our black bull.

>tfw your dad catches you getting doubles

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>>25743083
if you stopped using it for a long time it'd probably go back to shape, at least somewhat

i'm not a scientist though

my butt is pure and extremely tight

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>>25743200
keep it tight anon.
time to noanal2016, no way in hell i make it all the way though

>>25743236
good luck!

you can do it :3

>>25743280
your words give me strength
if not enough, im gonna have to ask my gp to sow it shut

>>25738767

That's a stupid tfw, what kind of fucked up family do you have

>>25743236
You can do it anon.

If you don't, no human dick that goes inside it will feel pleasure and you will die alone.

>>25743345
i know, i want it to be good for it, not like this. thank you for believing in me anon

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>look dad how good i can shitpost :DDDDD

Also this have to be a orginal content and im running out of ocs so i have to write this bullshit text nobody wants to read buzt this is a shitposting thread anways xcxcxcdsfsff

>>25743370
Get into e-stim and learn to tease yourself properly with it and you wont be putting anything up your butt for a while.

>>25743396
sounds interesting anything you can tell me more about? or send me in the right direction?

>>25743416
One on the taint, one on the top side of the shaft, use the pads, none of that sounds shit, mess with the settings to find what you like.
Also if you put it down your shaft as far as it can go, it feels like you're going to ascend through pleasure, but it also messes with the muscles you use to pee and if I put it there for more than 5 seconds on a higher setting, I will start peeing everywhere, so I tease myself with it as to not make a huge mess.

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>>25743473
>start peeing everywhere

>>25743494
It's true tho, you have to be careful with it.
I don't want him to make the same mistake I did.

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>>25742863
ughghghghgh my paretns know I shave my legs

i know they do

pls kll me

>>25743473
i do like the sound of that, anything you'd recommend a beginner to use? also does it make you cum/orgasm?

>>25743473
lmao jesus christ

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>>25743537
you guys are fucking gay

>>25743537
Just look for a Tens Fortress, I had the one with the dials on it.

I haven't yet because I'm too impatient, but after I stop I feel more satisfied that what I am after fapping regularly.

>>25743549
I'm not even gay.

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>>25743573
>im not gay
thats enough denial to shitpost here

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>>25743573
>I'm not even gay.
lol

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>tfw parents dominate you sexually

>>25743573
ill look around, perhaps i can add you somewhere if ive got questions down the line? putting electricity through my dick sounds scary

>>25743549
but im not

GOD DAMN WHO CARES IF YOU'RE GAY OR NOT JUST STICK YOUR BULBS UP YOUR ASS AND GET ON WITH IT

>>25743573
does it really feel that good ?

>>25743573
will something like this do?
http://www.eroavenue.co.uk/products/elektro_sex_next_generation_2715.html im not really sure what im looking for, cant find the fortress one on the british amazon either

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>>25743473
The fuck am i reading? Is all this faggot effort worth a fap?

What is e-stim?

>>25743473
My problem with putting stuff in my butt is that when I got into a rhythm of fucking myself with it, once it started to feel really good I would starting having pee come out mixed with the cum.

>>25743977
i had some horrible middle school flashbacks after reading that

>>25744032
flashbacks of what ?

it's really embarrassing but sort of hot

like I can't control myself because it's so good

>>25744100
my friends and i used to do really gay stuff but we didnt realy consider it at all gay

we'd jerk off in front of each other kind of and one guy did something similar to what youre saying

probably the reason im gay

>>25744130
i wish i was gay
and not mentally ill

>>25744137
look at cute, wet cocks and think about sitting on them. dont think about the guy

youre ill?

>>25744146
tranny

and not like cute kind like I'm a man and will never be female kind

>>25744170
rip

i kind of know that feel. ugly but almost feminine faliure of a wannabe trap. too lazy to make it wokr

>>25744170
You r probly not so ugly, cheer up dummy

>tfw pounding my ass with my xxl realistic nigger dong
>while watching interracial gay porn
>headphones in, forgot to lock door
>dad walks in
>"oh whoops"
>"DAMMIT DAD"
>get alone moment with him later
>"sorry for walkin' in on you"
>"eh, shit happens"
Being out of the closet is awesome, you guys.

>>25744181
i know that feel, i just made an appointment for a make over, i hope they can make me cute

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>TFW mom cleans your cumstained laundry

I told her I'd clean it myself, she fucking did it while I was in the shower. All of my shirts and boxers were fucking crusty enough to shatter if dropped on the floor. How the fuck did she not gag when doing it?

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wtf anon, you just made me electrocute my dick, fuck