>tfw your dad catches you fucking your ass with a vibrator
>it's another "white people roleplay as cute anime girls" episode
this is now kot thread
You are my new favorite avatarfag
you're doing god's work, kot
>forgetting to pull out vibrator & quick suck it afterwards
all you faggots stand close together and say swiss cheese
>tfw you forget your dildo in the shower
i know he know and just doesnt say anything
>tfw you leave your razor in the shower AND your dad and catches you riding a toy
>tfw you mother found a condom package open in your room
>tfw she knows a "friend" of mine came into me house
Do you guys think she knows we fucked?
i couldnt look at my dad for quite a while, hes being a bro about it though and not acting like it never happened. im so glad i moved out and dont have to worry about getting caught like that.
also, how big was it :3
>tfw lewds happen much more often now
>Gf was a mega whore (why she was both my gf and is my ex gf)
>cuddling in my room
>she starts rubbing against me
>parents are in the room next to us
>tell her to wait like an hour
>fine, fug her quietly
>mum says "anon, you know its a bit awkward when you and your gf are in your room alone when were here, just keep that in mind"
Shit i think they heard
I can't remember but not very, I'm tight
>tfw ruined hole
kill me senpai, please
biggest I've gone is three fingers once, but usually I just use two or a
electric toothbrush head
Irish are fun. Unfortunately Poles have little redeeming value. They can clean while the Irish serve drink and entertain us with musical sing-alongs .
i want to be tight again
i can fit a soda can, but my hole isnt little and cute anymoreis there a solution to this suffering?
>tfw just realized I rejected at least five girls in hs that I was into because I had self loathing and male inadequacy
>since then I've become a faggot and lacerated my asshole with a dildo
Can't wait to tell my future gf all about it so she can fantasize about me getting raped by our black bull.
if you stopped using it for a long time it'd probably go back to shape, at least somewhat
i'm not a scientist though
my butt is pure and extremely tight
time to noanal2016, no way in hell i make it all the way though
>look dad how good i can shitpost :DDDDD
Also this have to be a orginal content and im running out of ocs so i have to write this bullshit text nobody wants to read buzt this is a shitposting thread anways xcxcxcdsfsff
One on the taint, one on the top side of the shaft, use the pads, none of that sounds shit, mess with the settings to find what you like. Also if you put it down your shaft as far as it can go, it feels like you're going to ascend through pleasure, but it also messes with the muscles you use to pee and if I put it there for more than 5 seconds on a higher setting, I will start peeing everywhere, so I tease myself with it as to not make a huge mess.
ughghghghgh my paretns know I shave my legs
i know they do
pls kll me
Just look for a Tens Fortress, I had the one with the dials on it.
I haven't yet because I'm too impatient, but after I stop I feel more satisfied that what I am after fapping regularly.
I'm not even gay.
>im not gay
thats enough denial to shitpost here
will something like this do?
http://www.eroavenue.co.uk/products/elektro_sex_next_generation_2715.html im not really sure what im looking for, cant find the fortress one on the british amazon either
The fuck am i reading? Is all this faggot effort worth a fap?
What is e-stim?
My problem with putting stuff in my butt is that when I got into a rhythm of fucking myself with it, once it started to feel really good I would starting having pee come out mixed with the cum.
my friends and i used to do really gay stuff but we didnt realy consider it at all gay we'd jerk off in front of each other kind of and one guy did something similar to what youre saying probably the reason im gay
>tfw pounding my ass with my xxl realistic nigger dong
>while watching interracial gay porn
>headphones in, forgot to lock door
>dad walks in
>get alone moment with him later
>"sorry for walkin' in on you"
>"eh, shit happens"
Being out of the closet is awesome, you guys.
>TFW mom cleans your cumstained laundry
I told her I'd clean it myself, she fucking did it while I was in the shower. All of my shirts and boxers were fucking crusty enough to shatter if dropped on the floor. How the fuck did she not gag when doing it?
wtf anon, you just made me electrocute my dick, fuck