FAT FEMBOTS

I spent all day in bed crying and had two pieces of toast to eat today. I'm hungry but too lazy and greasy and tired to get out of bed. I think I'm dropping out of school temporarily.

>>25733785
That's a shitty meal. I would advise against dropping out of school, it will fuck you up

>>25733785
I'm sure you're beautiful :)

Doing good. Just finished work, and I'm about to make some stuffed peppers and cornbread.

>>25733785
say "yes" to one of your lucky beta orbiters and let them wine and dine you, then literally less than an hour later hit up chad and let him take you out drinking, take you home and pound you on the couch, he won't be there in the morning of course but maybe that will help you take your mind off your crippling loneliness

>>25734039
I have a bf and he is the only qt I need.

>>25733903
dont do that bro. Rise above the booty lust and help those girls be better people.

>>25734039
I knew it was men who were behind #wastehistime2016

>>25733785
>>25733732

what are you going to eat when the diet is over?

Idiots

>>25733785
Ugh, I feel you. I gained 10 pounds over winter break and now I want to die. Fasting began today. I wish I had a friend to do pilates with me.

>>25733732
eat only three cans of tuna a day for a month.

You will thank me.

>>25734313
But the mercury content and tuna farts

Breakfast I had croissant

Lunch I had a chicken wrap with salad


I just has a bowl of chilli with cheese some doritos and a wrap

still on goal for 2lbs a week weight loss

Been doing this since October and lost 18lbs

>>25734417
Good work anon! Out of curiosity, how many calories are you aiming for a day?

>>25734402
even if there were murcury in it, only a month wouldnt be enough to hurt you. Also tuna farts are better than being a fatty.

>want to post but realized today I'm not fat anymore

huh.

>>25734462
Or you could just eat normal, non-stinky foods in a calorie deficit and lose weight.

>>25734209
>boo hoo i'm a greasy only two pieces of toast :(((
>btw I have a boyfriend XD

>>25734417
>Breakfast I had croissant
330 kcal at least
>Lunch I had a chicken wrap with salad
chicken wrap = ~400 kcal
salad ~= 100 kcal
>>25734417
>I just has a bowl of chilli with cheese some doritos and a wrap
dafuq. girl you playing some major bait right now. aint no way in hell you will lose weight on that kind of shit.

>>25734499
none are better than tuna.

>>25734472
prove it bruh

Pretty hungry right now. But I'm more hungry for a powerball win.

>>25734448

Meant to be 1,200 a day but I round it upto 1,400 and do light exercise

>>25734543
Best food for mono diet: plain oatmeal with a tablespoon of peanut butter mixed in. 200 calories. And not stinky

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if you are into trains, I will be your bf and we can be fat together

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>>25734559
>mfw thats more than I'm bulking on

holy shit you are too fat to live.

>>25734587
also next to no protein. enjoy your brain death.

>>25734518

Croissant- 180cal for supermarket 220 for a fresh one

Chicken wrap is around 320 with sadad

A cup of chilli with a slice of cheese is 330 a wrap is 180, 30g of doritos is 150


that was 1160 cal today

>>25734659
even if true (lol) cut it down further fatty

I'm about 20-30 lbs overweight but I don't look that fat because It all goes to my thighs
I'm still gonna lose weight though, started a DNP cycle last week
mostly because my oneitis likes skinny skeleton girls best

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>>25734713
he has shit taste, thick thighs are the best thighs

>>25733732
I fare shittily.
However, I did make a very delicious pork loin roast. I marinated it in a bunch of Asian flavors and had some green beans on the side.
I also made strawberry lemon jello and some homemade whipped cream, but didn't have some yet.
I guess since we're talking about weight loss, I've lost 120 lbs cutting out carbs and most sugar from my diet.

>tfw used to be obese
>became bulimic
>only 15lb from being underweight
I wish I could say I was a girl

>>25734744
stop being a fatty loving queer. have some dignity

>>25733785
>two pieces of toast
fatty, couldn't have made do with a salad? Had to have fatties carbs?

>>25733785
Eat a fucking apple

Man you bitches are disgusting.
I may be a loser but at least I'm not a fat nasty tub of lard. End your pathetic existences, right now.

>>25734709

(lol) no its a normal meal plan and its working

I am not going to starve my self and put it back on when it gets to the point in eating normal meals

you are just going to give up under 1000k after a month and gain it back

>>25734797
I'm fat myself, I'd be a hypocrite if I refused to date/fuck girls just for having a bit of extra weight. that said though, I prefer chubby to full on fat, and definitely won't fuck anyone who's too fat to walk a mile or fit through doorways

>implying this isn't a tumblr thread

>>25734914

we still get the D

Just want the better D

i recommend a high carb unlimited calorie vegan diet with exercise routine calorie restriction is unhealthy and u will likely just end up regaining the fat after since ur body goes into starvation mode and panics and turns everything you eat into fat as a result

>>25734859
I'm not actually fat. I weigh 106 lbs. I just wanted to post in a thread for females. Sorry.

>>25734516

If it makes you feel better I'm likely a practice gf so I probably belong here more than you do.

>>25733732
I feel bad for people who have to count carbs and watch what they eat. I've always eaten healthy because my parents are vegetarians but I've never had to really pay attention to what I eat.
One day I'll probably get fat though.

>>25735110
How tall are you?
>tfw 20 bmi
>still look fat

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>>25735116
>vegetarian
top kek
I could never date a veg girl, she'd hate most of the things I cook, and would probably pressure me to give up meat also. not gonna happen

>>25735061
>b-b-but women don't live life on easy mode
Go rot in a ditch you disgusting hamplanet. Stay fucking delusional. You may lose weight but your nasty ass stretch marks aren't going anywhere without surgery.

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>>25735110
>has a boyfriend
>I probably belong here more than you do
Nah, not how it works bitch. Drink bleach.

>>25735177
I don't care if people eat meat. I'm not a vegetarian because of the animal rights stuff. My parents just thought it was healthier. My dad eats meat sometimes now though.
I just don't have the palate for it because I was raised that way but I know how to properly season it and such.

>>25735153
156 cm and yeah I'm still fat I wanna lose like 10 lbs but it's not important right now

>>25735177
a veg girl would never date you so it's okay

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I lost 30 lbs and I still feel fat.

>>25735295
I lost 90lb and I still feel fat.

>>25735227
>4ever practice gf with autism and possible schizophrenia
>shitty abusive parents
>no friends and no hobbies
>just /r9k/

Go away desu

>>25735110
okay so in other words, you're a fucking loser and just needed some attention. Please, literally kill yourself because you're annoying everyone you communicate with. I feel sorry for the people that have to deal with you outside of the internet.

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>>25735331
You go away, you disgusting roastie cum dumpster.

>>25733732
Ate nothing for breakfast today, one dumpling for lunch and I ended up eating an apple and eggo waffle.
Planning to lose 7kg

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>>25735284
awesome
a succulent roast chicken, a juicy burger, a salty, buttery prosciutto are all much better than sex anyway

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>>25735313
I wonder if the battle ever ends...

>>25735368
Yes I'm pretty much a huge loser. I'm about to drop out of school and become a NEET for the rest of my life as long as I'm living.

Although after my bf moves on I'm going to probably sudoku because life is sort of pointless.

Although don't worry, no one else really wants me anymore anyway.

>>25735396
It probably won't end until I die of malnutrition.

>>25735295
Well, you can lose 200 lbs and still be fat. Depends on how much do you weight

>>25735381
decomposing chicken and cow corpse and animal fat how delightful that animal fat makes for a fantastic addition to your rolls

>>25735381
no wonder you're fat jej

>>25735491
I'm mostly fat because of alcohol and lack of exercise these days t b h
I don't eat that sort of thing every day, can't afford to

>>25735381
A loving relationship is better than all of that. And you won't be getting one of those if you're fat and gross.

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>>25735443
I'm concerned that will also be my fate. I've started to like the feeling of skipping multiple meals. :x

>>25735457
I was 175 now 140-ish.

>>25735526
I'm an autistic, psychopathic, broke loser, I won't be getting a loving relationship no matter what weight I am

>>25735528
I feel like garbage after eating, especially if the meal was big enough to make me feel full. I'm pretty sure people know I have an eating disorder, too.

I'm on a diet of exclusively pizza rolls
sounds impossible but I lost 30lbs over 2 months

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>>25734948
>will never watch samson watch eagerly as his bellygf eats his hummus for the first time

>>25735472
VEGAN DEGENERATES OUT

>>25735528
>63kg
Well, if you're a manlet then you could be considered fat.
I'm a 163cm manlet, 57kg and kind of chubby desu
I'm planning on losing weight though. Been eating almost nothing for a week now

>>25733732
Bread makes you fat.

And just eat less for fuck sake, eating shouldnt be fun or enjoyable, treat it as a chore.

I've lost around 30lbs last year but I feel like I'm gonna just gain it back again because I've been eating like a pig these last few weeks. How do I correct this?

I look really cute in lacy panties and my hair was really pretty today

I fare pretty well familia

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>>25735707
Easiest way to keep weight off.

>>25735110

>skinny cunts need so much attention that they're overthrowing fat girl spaces

it's just like being anywhere else on the internet

>>25733732
>all that butter
In exchange for that fucking butter, you could have had a whole chicken breast with olive oil, you silly bitch.

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Fat cunts get off my board and kill yourselves

>>25734835
Don't you know what's in a salad? Carbs you stupid fuck. vegetables are carbs!

>>25734311
I lost 10.

Fuck your universe.

>>25735786
Cry more you fat bitch

For lunch I had a bowl of coffee ice cream and chocolate syrup.
For dinner I had a bowl of mashed potatoes with butter.
I just got my wisdom teeth out. Leave me alone

>>25733785
>>25735110
iseeu. Have you dropped out of school before? Or was that all fake claims/exagerrations? pls eat something

>>25735707
Skip breakfast, keep snacks out of the house, and drink water whenever you're hungry. Only eat at meals and keep a calorie log if you can.

>>25733732
I ate a pizza today

it was a 10" thincrust pizza with light sauce and olives, onions and spanish ham

earlier today I had a very small ham sandwich on homemade bread with a salad with homemade soy vinaigrette

comes up to hopefully ~1500 calories, but definitely not over 2000

>>25734311

I lost weight over Christmas

I didn't get any mince pies or Christmas foods

stripped any feeling of Christmas away but at least I didn't gain weight.

I gained 8 lbs last Christmas and I threw my motivation off for the year

>>25735912
I'll do this. Hopefully I can become underweight.

>>25733732
i'm just so fucking fat

kill me

>>25735803
>>25733732

While the carbs in this are an issue, the butter is the least of her worries. That's 1tbsp full, which would be 100 Calories, 14g of fat, and 0g of carbs on average. The Pasta salad and bread is where she's going wrong, especially because they're simple carbohydrates.

Trade the bread for 1/2 a chicken breast, sauteed in the butter with some Garlic, black pepper, and lemon juice, and serve with Quinoa, and that'll be around 400 calories, perfect for dinner.

>>25735598
>tfw will never have a picnic with hummus, pita, salad and prosciutto with my qt foamer gf on a ridge overlooking a busy rail line
why even live

>working my way through an entire large pizza
it's a thin, but still, i hate myself

>>25735910
Ybf, you know I'm mystery right?

>>25736001
dude I ate thirteen glazed donuts yesterday

>>25736037
and an entire bag of flaming hot funyuns

>>25734627
>Women
>Brains
Pick one and only one, white knight.

>>25736001
been there, done that.

order a small thin pizza next time, you'll feel better when you finish it, and your stomach won't hurt as much and it won't set you as far back. plus you get the sense of "finished" when you eat the whole thing unless when you get to 6/8 on a large and feel compelled to keep going

>>25735966
I was with you until you mentioned quinoa. That is the worst tasting shit in the universe not only flavor, but texture-wise as well.

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>>25736001
I used to do this back when I had money, wasn't allergic to tomatoes, and smoked about an oz of weed a week. felt so wrong, and yet so right

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>>25735968
that sounds lovely

>>25736032
>iseeu

It must be so rough to be you. When it seemed to get better, it only got worst

not a fembot but tfw no food

>eating tomato soup and toast

>>25736210
But tomato soup is delicious.
I always add garlic powder, pepper and oregano in though.

>>25736113
I actually like the taste of quinoa. But I also like kale too so I might be nuts

instead of quinoa you might want to try barley then.

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> tfw finally accept that it's necessary to gain weight and eat like normal person
>become fat
> self control from past is gone
> ugly old traits from anorexia still present, but on a fat body

I'm such a disgusting person, but too cowardly for sudoku. When will the ride end?

> bmi goes from 15.5 to 21
> can't stop
> no one takes your concern seriously because they're happy you're eating

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>>25733732
My mom is gonna bring me pizza hut in 30 minutes.

>>25733785
You look like Sid, you've got an eating disorder and you spend all day on 4chan begging for attention

christ on a fucking cracker I'd rather spend a night in jail than a night with you

>>25736260
I can roleplay that I'm living through the depression and that makes it taste better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geaREBZhQBM

>>25736351
ur mom should adopt me. I like Pizza Hut..

My score for the night was yogurt, a Hot Pocket, and a banana.

>>25736335
That is quite the growth. How long did it take?

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>>25733732

I don't understand. How did this fucking happen? It's like the past week the number of roasties has just skyrocketed. Has the dual-headed god of Pepe-Wojak deserted us, abandoned us, those who are already forlorn and forsaken, such as to allow this plague of attenwhore special snowflake roasties onto our board?!

I must take counsel with the other priests of my order, this is disturbing to say the least. How could we have been abandoned by our lord and saviour so?

I must pray:

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! FUCKING NORMIE ROASTIE WHORES GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MAY POO POO PEE PEE RAIN DOWN UPON YOU WITH UNBRIDLED VENGEANCE UNTIL YOU REMOUNT CHAD'S COCK WHERE YOU BELONG! FUCKING ROASTIES REEEEE!

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Look in really getting tired of this meme.

There is no such fucking thing as a """"""">fembot"""". Women are never ever robots. Not even one time. You will always have a saviour, even if he's some neckbeard in white platearmor you're pretending you're too good for. Nobody cares that you're female when fucking you isnt on the table, it's nothing but an attention grab in a place where we do not scramble for attention. It's like if I went to the tampon corner shop down the road from my place in tight jeans and a v-neck with money spilling out of my pockets yelling "I'M A MAAAN PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEE UGH THAT FEEL WHEN YOU GET STARED AT HAHA RIGHT GIRLS? IF YOURE WYMYN THEN IM A MYN CUS I DONT NEED NO MAN"

fuck off fuck off fuck off AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>25736469
It was pretty slow initially, was 84lbs January of last year, 92lbs in May. Then in the middle of summer I went over board once, and it became a habit, was 114lbs by the start of August. Gaining and losing the same 7lbs ever since.

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>>25736589
>why does nobody think I'm overweight at 114 pounds

FUCK OFF DELUSIONAL """""""""""""""""FEMBOT""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>25736640
I'm pretty much a midget.

The thread says fat, not over weight. That is pretty fat, especially in comparison to the past

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Fine, doing homework and drawing for someone so maybe they'll be my friend.

>>25736307
I didn't like kale when I tried it either, but I've been thining about trying it again. I've heard it's absolutely delicious with just a bit of olive oil and seasoning and baking it in the oven to get crispy.

Never tried barley, but I'm curious now that you've mentioned it! I should give it a go since I plan to go to the store tomorrow. Thanks, anon.

>>25733732
Cooked a dinner of cheese raviolis with veggies (sugar snap peas, carrots, garlic, banana pepper, onion), provolone cheese on top and French bread.
Currently trying to keep warm because cold as fuck here.

>>25735968
Did you date a goth?

>>25736788
Yep! I like my kale the most when it's charred in a pan. Kale chips are pretty yummy too

no problem! Barley has a really great taste and good texture, it's like little pearls of gummy rice. Great taste too.

If you like barley and kale, you might want to consider making taboulleh

I just chop up like one bunch of parsley really really fine, and mix it with one bunch of kale that I chopped really fine too. then you throw in some chopped tomatoes and lie a cup of cooked barley, squeeze in a bunch of lemon juice and some olive oil, salt and pepper

it is so fucking good for you and so tasty

>>25736943
yeah, years ago
she left me for a furry raver dude

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l want to see some belly

>>25736945
That sounds suspiciously jewish

>>25737093
I think it's lebanese or arabian or something, don't know

my older sister went through a really hard arabic phase when she was 19

she ran off and married one and shit before got divorced

I liked the food she made back then, really made an impression on me

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>>25737088
You wanna see some belly, you say?

>>25736037
>>25736001
>>25736061

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Have you no shame?

You disgusting fat pieces of shit, Jesus Christ.

fat girls are fucking great, to have sex with for no problem. I don't even have to take them on a date or do any work. They don't have a choice, either fuck me or date a loser. And they'd rather be my side piece then date someone equal to them.


-fitbro

>>25736945
Barley sounds darn tasty now! It almost reminds me of couscous, but larger with the way you describe it.
I really want to try tabouleh as well. My repertoire of recipes are far and few when it comes to anything other than meat or carbless and sugarless sweets. It sounds incredibly refreshing to eat on its own or have with some chicken breast or fish.
Thanks again!

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>>25733732
morning
>banana
lunch
>~cup of rice
>whole bag of bombay potatoes from tasty bite
snack at work
>two white rabbit asian candies
snark before dinner
>cheese pretzel from target
dinner
>~cup of rice
>a bunch of home made curry with potato and onions.

i guess i was a vegetarian today.

>>25733732
had work, pretty decent. processed a lot so should be a decent bonus. stuffed my face with junkfood because i ran out of food and shopping day isnt till sunday

>>25734914
>meanwhile every other male on r9k 300+ pounds
lol

>>25737239
post more skeleboy

>>25737931
Robots are usually skellies

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>>25737088
what about my belly?

>>25737979
Are you gay or at least bisexual because hi i want you to destroy me. Thank you.

>>25737986
I'm up for anything as long as I'm in charge

I ate 700g of pinto beans, 5 oranges, 3 bananas, 2 apples, a chicken breast, half a chicken thigh, a ham sandwich, 8 cookies, a box of red hots, and half a cliff bar today

I've lost 40lbs since October cutting out sugar and most carbs.

TFW still fat and hideous.

>>25738018
okay great. would it also be okay to call you mom while you eat me out/i eat you out??

>tfw hungry af
>tfw trying to control weight
>tfw these feelings conflict
At least I can sleep through the pain

>>25738020

Is that supposed to be a diet?

>>25738056
yes that would be acceptable. i will also accept Onee-chan.

>>25738096
thank god, i thought i was the only lesbian into being fucked by mom ;_;

>>25738086
Yes

It's the worthless sow with no self control diet, I expect $60 for sharing it with you.

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/r9k/ belongs to tumblr now

>>25738133
post tumblr1.png

>>25738133
How about

Fembots
Are
Tumblr
Shit post
Liberally
Until
They
Scram

> tfw no one will ever insult you day in and day out until you're small and qt

>>25734942
Being baited this easily.

>>25738393
You don't get enough from the men here?

I'm sure many would willingly and happily talk shit to you in private if you made a thread.

>>25738982
Not really, it's too impersonal

I'd want someone to hold to hold me accountable and constantly remind me of just how revolting I am, that's asking a lot.

I'm okay. Bloated and have my period, which makes me gain some eater weight. I was hoping to be down 95 pounds today but it was only 91.

Feels kinda bad.

>5'1
>Lost 30lbs
>Going to lose 20 more to be qt kpop status

Thank you based anorexia

>>25733732
>eating bread
>eating so much butter
>eating crappy "crabs" or some other low-quality protein
>starving instead of burning more calories then a comfy 1500kcals.

Fucking eath 1500kcal per day with lots of good vegies and lean meat like chicken, while doing HIT-cardios daily and a usual split-weightliftingworkout. Do it for two months, be happy about your amount of weight cut.

>>25739062
Thats easy. Just ask us to.

>>25734713
>DNP cycle

Pls don't overdose and keep anti histamines ready.

I've done 3 DNP cycles, used to be a fat fuck, but DNP is really the only thing that helped me lose weight in the long term. Look and feel much better, but just be wary of the extreme side effects.

The heat and the lethargy is real. Very, very, very real. And if you get hives, prepare to go through some ultra rough days. I got hives after I got off my 2nd cycle of DNP real bad, it took 2-3 days for the anti histamines to kick in... So at the slightest hint of allergic reactions take some fucking Zyrtec or whatever.

>>25734600
you aren't bulking right, son.
a bulk for me is ~3300cal and that will make me gain just under a pound a week

>>25735331
>self diagnosed illnesses
Roastie go

>>25741918
anon you must've missed the filename

>>25741918
>Fucking eath 1500kcal per day
>while doing HIT-cardios daily and a usual split-weightliftingworkout
Loving every laugh