>tfw you fantasize about being able to hold a conversation

I don't think normies understand how autistic some of us are. I can talk but I don't move my face. I have manually control my body language which is instantly recognizable as fake. I will never be accepted.

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>just let her do the talking anon :^)

>tfw you fantasize about being the leader of a group of friends

>>25731737
>oneitis works at great clothing store
>afraid to go in since my only time off lectures is during her shift, but i need a new shirt
>buy online, hell yes
>realize after they deliver it to the nearest store
>store oneitis works at
>work up all my courage and go in. Printed receipt to be able to take shirt
>go in, visibly looking away from her
>silent, take shirt i ordered
>about to walk out
>'uh, wtf are you doing?'
>oh shit the receipt is still in my pocket
>'uh, h-h-h-h-h-h-h-here'
>run out like a sperg, literally sprinting.

>>25731737
Funny thing about that, I only ever fantasize my side of the conversation; just as their real counterparts do, the imaginary companions just make noises with emotions attached, and the point is to guess what they're getting at.

i can't even hold conversations with my imaginary friends

>tfw you can have incredibly articulate conversations in your head
>tfw mind blanks in real life and you look like an autist/moron
>tfw after the "conversation" you can come up with the perfect responses
This is why online is only place I feel comfortable communicating because I am never put on the spot and can think of what to say first.

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>>25731977
>tfw talking irl will never be like responding on 4chan

>>25732005
you mean a constant argument?

>>25731737
>tfw people try to joke around and be witty with you
>tfw you always give bland serious answers
>tfw you think of witty responses after they leave and the conversation has ended 10 minutes ago

Stupid brain

>>25731844
this faggot looks a lot like me, that just ruined my night