>bump into someone >apologize

Fuck I meant

>someone bumps into me
>I apologize

>bump into chair
>apologise

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>Bump into someone
>Say "Watch where you're going, dumbass" as they apologize

#AlphaLyfe

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>>25731166
You only just made it easier to commiserate with your point. Have mercy on your mind.

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>>25731195
>apologize
>bump into chair

>>25731156
>waiting outside my class
>I have the class after the class that is currently in the room
>Middle-Eastern guy sees me sit down outside
>he says "are you in this class?"
>I tell him yeah, the one after this one
>"History 242"
>yeah that's the one
>I sit there for 10 minutes eating my lunch
>the class that is currently in there is about to begin
>Middle-Eastern guy has been pacing back and forth and checking in the door window
>he says "I think we can go in now"
>I'm sorry, I'm in the class after this one at 1:25, my bad bro
>why did I apologize to him
>he was the one being an idiot

>some beta bumps into me
>the faggot says "s-sorry"
>just glare at him and keep walking

>exiting entrance to subway station on my way to uni
>rush and bump into lady holding a coffee
>"my goodness" she says
>"cunt" i say
>guy next to me stops
>continue rushing forward

who here /dick/

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>>25733023
/TimBrand/ here, love screaming CUUUUUNT at the top of my lungs in South London. I'm FUCKING COMING FOR YOU SIMON YOU CUNT YOU FUCKING TWINK CUNT

>>25731432
yo doo

just wanted to say i like your posts. you always say something interesting and different.