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2016-01-13 22:27:15 Post No. 25728698
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GIMME gimme chicken Tendies!
NOT from Mickey's NOT from Wendies!
I want tendies made by YOU!
From the fridge oh plump and TRUE!

TURN the oven to 120
BETTER not fuck up my tendies!
You'll be sorry if you DO!
Something you will surely RUE!

PLANT your ass and start the timer!
Better HURRY I'm a whiner!
SIT and stare cause did i mention?
Tendies NEED your full attention!

DING ding ding I think there done!
That was only HALF the fun!
Take them OUT, and please be quick!
and DON'T you use those oven mitts!

Use your hands to get my tendies!
NOT from Mickey's NOT from Wendies!
These are tendies made by YOU!
From the fridge oh plump and TRUE!

Now ON your knees I need a table!
Do not cry, I KNOW you're able
Shut your mouth and don't be rude!
Tendies are my Favorite Food!

Now they're done but I need more.
GO get your ass out to the store.
And get yourself a little treat!
For serving you're rambunctious NEET!

How many good boy point does r9k have?
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 22:30:16 Post No.25728760
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>>25728698
>implying you can ever reach a safe internal temperature of 165 in an oven set to 120
You NEETs can't even whine for your food properly
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 22:32:32 Post No.25728790
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 22:32:32 Post No.25728790 [Report]
>>25728760
what is Celsius
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 22:32:42 Post No.25728792
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 22:32:42 Post No.25728792 [Report]
>>25728698
Chicken tenders are complete cancer food.

Also

>chicken
>120

Enjoy your botulism
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 22:34:57 Post No.25728833
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>>25728698
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!, MOM WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY TENDIES!!!!!!!
All joking aside, nice poem OP
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 22:35:22 Post No.25728840
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>>25728698
>all these retards who think OP meant 120*F
I'm from the U.S. and I'm not nearly this stupid.
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 22:39:41 Post No.25728919
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>>25728698
>be a black meet bot
>m-mommy could I get some tendies?
>WHAT I LOOK LIKE, A KFC? YOU FUCKING DUMB SHIT NIGGA, GET THE FUCK OUT MY HOUSE
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 22:39:56 Post No.25728924
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>>25728840
>Implying 120C is an acceptable cooking temperature

Well yeah if you want to wait 3 hours for your food to cook.
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 22:41:55 Post No.25728963
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>>25728698
>you're

Top b8 m8
8/8
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 22:44:12 Post No.25729017
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>>25728924
Fucking plebs not knowing what rare cooked tendies are Kek
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Pepper (ID: !!2p9EElNbgKQ) 2016-01-13 22:45:09 Post No.25729037
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Pepper (ID: !!2p9EElNbgKQ) 2016-01-13 22:45:09 Post No.25729037 [Report]
fuckin love those tendies aww yiss
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