>tfw no big booty Puerto Rican gf Life is so empty

Why do you want a gf anyways? Just get a hooker.

>>25727318
not the same

a hooker just wouldn't be satisfying

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imagine getting smothered by one of their big brown asses

I'm talking to one on tinder, I'm paying so hard that I don't fuck it up somehow.

>>25727623
best of luck bro!

is she nuyorican?

>>25727623
whats her name? i am too

>>25727369
PUSSY FEELS THE SAME DUDE

>>25728165
it's still not the same

plus nobody wants to spend 200 dollara every time they wanna bust a nut

Is this really what you're doing these days?

>>25729293
sadly, yes

until I finally get a big booty Puerto Rican gf

>>25729391
you're probably too rude and crass to get one anyway.

>>25729428
not at all actually, I treat other people very well

Big beautiful Puerto Rican goddess.

>>25727255
I used to molest a Puerto Rican Girl's Thighs on the bus in HS. Good times. Her name was Nicole Marie Rodriguez Otero Hernandez Rosado Vargas. She would scream for the bus driver and I would just cover her mouth while I rubbed the inside of her chubby thighs. Good times.

>>25729699
if that's the case then it's a shame that I don't have you on skype.

>>25730091
are you a chick by any chance?