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TURN ON THE NEWS IN 30 MINUTES FAGGOTS
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TURN ON THE NEWS IN 30 MINUTES FAGGOTS

WITNESS ME

IM IN FLORIDA
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>>25727070
monitoring this thread for the keks
god speed roboto
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>>25727070
hi cnn

also OP give em hell
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>>25727070
dont do it man it'll bring more normies here
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>>25727070
ur a liar senpai
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>>25727070
This better not be some kind of a trick
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>>25727070

where in florida?

pls be tallahassee
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>>25727070
I said it in the Mercer thread and I'll say it here
If real I'll be pleased, godspeed OP
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I live in Sarasota don't shoot my house you edgeman
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make sure to shout out memes like le pepe face so we know its you
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Hi mom! I'm on CNN
And pls don't hurt me, FBI-kun
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>>25727070
god speed space robot
good hunting
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>>25727070

*tips FBI*

m'elliot
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>>25727070
Oh boy, it's Florida man again
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Im so happy i got my uhd tv today... Ill be watching you op in detail ive never seen before
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Go for the high score, faggot
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grinchfag never delivers
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just another faker
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>>25727070
don't do it at an airport, you piece of shit, I don't want to deal with your shit.
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If this is on the news then hello, my name is Alex.
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so in other words, a completely normal day in america.
perhaps your government will stop being so cuckservative and finally ban gun ownership.
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>>25727258
SEE YOU IN VALHALLA NIGGER
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>>25727070
make me famous, senpai.
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>>25727070
Kill yourself faggot turd
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>>25727269
>implying banning guns isnt cuckservative and liberal
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KILL JESSICA AND HER NIGGER BF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25727269

>banning tools for proletariat revolution

Why do you hate equality.
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Chirac
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Make Elliot proud
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>>25727274
you son of a bitch, don't do it.
God fucking damn it, I just wanted to pick someone up in peace.
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>>25727070
hello bbc/cnn
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>>25727070
Extremely Fake and gay
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DO EEET NIGGER
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In case this actually happens I want to be in the archive
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Will i be on the news? I want to be on the news.
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HI YES I'D LIKE TO APPLY FOR THE FBI
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i....i hope i'm the news.

hi mum!
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I doubt it

Just another trick
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I wanna be on TV
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10 minutes to go, pls be real
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hey guys ima just post in this thread real quick okay bye
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Attention CNN and news outlets: pic related is to blame for these attacks. He orders them. Kill him bin Laden style and the attacks will cease. He is our leader.

Cut off the head of the snake, and the body will wither.
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Here's your attention, fagtron.
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Posting just in case desu
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royal-plants.com
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>>25727070
hey buddy op hey friend don't be doing something you'll regret buddy friend-o
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>>25727070
Good hunting robot
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>another one of these bullshit threads
>posts the grinch for some reason
saged and hidden
enjoy roleplaying
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God speed frogposter
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Don't do it.

Whaddup FEDS, whaddup CNN, whaddup mom.
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posting just in case this becomes a legendary thread

for the record i do not know or condone anything that OP may or may not do
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hi news people
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>toasting just in case
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This shit ain't gonna happen guys you've being cucked again
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i think its reddits fault for all of this, they should shut down that site
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LOOK AT THE NEWS IN 30 MINUTES

IM IN NEBRASKA
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Ok turning on news now
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2 minutes OP

Godspeed
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Holy shit! It's actually happening this time!

The absolute madman!
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>>25727070
Hello mom I'm on TV

Godspeed grinch in a mask
you better fucking do this now
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Griffith did nothing wrong, and nobody can say otherwise.
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Don't do it OP we've lost too many
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Hey Dyl , Watch me shitpost on a anime Islamic meme-board.
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http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2016-01-01/story/deadly-start-2016-jacksonville-2-men-shot-killed-separate-homicides

... and so it beginns
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Just in case this is real. I want the whole world to witness these doubles.
Give us taxpayer funded 2D girlfriends or more attacks like this might happen.
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>>25727629
I think homosexual people are a singularity that scourges the world
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>>25727658
Old shit, try harder faggot
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>>25727658
>By Teresa Stepzinski Fri, Jan 1, 2016 @ 7:22 am | updated Fri, Jan 1, 2016 @ 1:29 pm
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>>25727070

I'm here to blame the jews
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wow. its fucking nothing
fuck OP and fuck this thread
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>>25727690
better kill yourself then
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where in florida
please take me with you
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>30min
didnt deliver
cuck
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>>25727070

ALL HAIL THE ROBOT

OH SHALL THEY RISE

3D GIRLFRIENDS FOR THE PEOPLE, ALL THE PEOPLE
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>>25727656
> 09/20/13

Seriously this is the laziest trick. what a faggot senpai
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ITS TIME ANON LETS GO

HEY NEWS ANIME CAUSES TERRORISM

BAN ANIME 2K16
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>>25727070

This faggot edgelord posts this shit all the time. Kill yourself faggot, do us the favor
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If OP walks by my house I will lend him my katana
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>>25727789
>lend
>not offering
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>>25727435
Top ducking kek

Hello FBI
Hello CNN
The beta uprising has begun
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>>25727806
Well I'd hope to recollect it from the scene of his inevitable death
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>>25727828
You'd have to steal it back from the local police's evidence room.
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>le anonymoose xd
>AUTISM UPRISING

no 4chan, you're the manchilds.
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>>25727828
then its a souvenir, you still made an offering to our supreme 2.0
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>>25727070
MOM I MADE IT ONTO THE NEWS
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>>25727070
Really, OP? Really? This is your an hero note?

Nothing personal, nothing to remember you by?

At least Mercer had something beautiful and iconic to say.
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>>25727070
Do it Op don't let them keep ya down
fuck up the roasties and normies
obligatory hi fb...hi news-chan
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kek this is probably OP

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/deadline-miami/article54445655.html
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>>25727880
>Nothing personal
pssh
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NOOOOO DDOOOOOOOOOOOOOONT DOOOOOO IT.
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>tfw there won't be a real happening again and my post gets to feature on national tv
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>>25727906
>wife
now if that was "mom" it would be perfect
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Our time has come

Tonight we rise
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I'm going to the store don't shoot me you huge faggot
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>>25727070
oh boy this better not be real
youtube.com/tralerboy everybody all me for all the dank maymays xddd
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>>25727070
KILL ALL OF THE NORMIES INSIDE THE SCHOOL

BETA UPRISING NOW
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>>25728008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiI3eIJ3Ufs

is this shit you?

definitely underage
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>>25727070
>turn on news... pfft what is this like 2006?
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I'm kinda surprised that the robot uprisings don't attract niggers wanting to promote their mixtapes on national television.
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>>25728155
Don't be dissin' a nigs tape
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>still nothing
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>>25727070
>30 minutes
>Thread was posted an hour ago.
top kek
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>>25728084
You shouldn't use terms you don't understand. OP is doing this ironically.
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OP just wanted to have (you)
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>>25728076
of course
im a youngfag
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>>25727162
I'm in Sarasota too, wanna do drugs?
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>>25727070
You won't do it OP noballs

Hello news
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>>25727070
It's gonna be so impressive when florida man actually does something freaky. That shit never happens.
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>>25727070
Federal police are literally reading our memes in this thread
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what will you do op?
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LIterally nothing is happening
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>>25727070
HI CNN! YOU GUYS SUCK AT YOUR JOBS!
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>>25729159
There probably even is someone appointed to investigate and keep an eye on these dangeours memes.
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nothing to see here, move along now
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>>25729294
>tfw youll never get paid overtime to view frog pictures
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I'm currently in San Fran with my Aunt and Uncle but I'll watch the News, so Godspeed OP and spill the blood of the Normies
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Oh yeah, Hi Mum, Hi Dad
And CNN, you suck dick at your job
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>tfw no Elliot bf
Pic related
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Op remember to use the magical phrase when the police is at your door. "It's just a prank bro!"
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>>25727070
dont do it nigga
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Hello hello, FBI! Do you like shota too?
What about irl shota?
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Oh god I'm in Tampa

Op pls no
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>>25727070
plz don't shoot me i'm a robot like you
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>>25729426
Why not post the actual pic?
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>>25727070
Fucking do it! There's nothing stopping you.
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Come on OP it's been 2 hours get your shit together
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>>25727070
livestream it please, provide us with entertainment
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>>25727070
OH FUCK IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN? FUCK FUCK FUCK!

I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS SHIT CNN. I AM JUST AN AVERAGE COLLEGE KID WHO IS WITNESSING THIS. DON'T SWAT ME PLZ :(
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>>25729566
I have it on my computer, but I'm on my phone currently.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ81_Wkykfo
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>>25727070
>check news for "florida shooting"
>still nothing
>OP is not delivering
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>>25727070
WITNESSED! Original comment desu senpai
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I don't have tv. Only online. Where are the news articles?
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WITNESSED
SHINY AND CHROME
Original comment baybeeeee
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>>25727070
don't do it op you'll bring more liberals to whine about gun control more than ever before
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Okka-san, I'm on TV
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>>25727070

>florida

Good choice, anon
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Pretty sure FBI is holding on to some rare pepes. PLs share while you guys track Opies home!
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>OP simply did not deliver
>tfw duped again
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>>25727070
Godspeed roboto
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>>25729705
VALHALLA AWAITS BROTHER
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>>25729729
Doesn't matter. They've already been defeated. Any further shootings are just adding insult to injury.
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ITT: We wait for absolutely nothing and come to the conclusion that yet again, OP is a massive faggot.

Prove me wrong OP. Matter of fact. Don't I'm sick and tired of you faggots getting onto the news.
>hurrr durr stacy don't notice me plz

Fuck off dude.
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>>25730030
>>25730030
>>25730030
This.
Fuck you OP, your a faggot.
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Dont do it; ) JK
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Make sure u make the roasties pay Opie god speed
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>>25729447
>using Christ chan to oppose crusades
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>>25727070
beta uprising now
originalllll
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HOLY SHIT IT"S HAPPENING GUYS!
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>>25730502
fuck off if you don't have linkssssss
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Aaaaaaand nothing happens
I expected nothing more
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don't waste your life and the other ones like this
don't shoot and kill people
don't take a gun and kill two random neighbours

use explosives instead and blow yourself in a crowded market on a saturday morning you dung

MMM
joking tho, nothing happens, everybody happy, everybody shitpost like crazy as usual


MIRROR MIRROR WHO'S THE BIGGER PENOR??
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>>25730880
>tfw you shitpost to repress your hidden desire to kill things
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>>25730909

>mffw
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>>25729295

tfw fbi is the neckbear all along
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>>25727070
This is probably the same guy from a few weeks ago. Nothing happened, OP didn't deliver, it will be no different this time.
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>>25729294
I wish I had this job to be honest.
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>>25730974

>neckbear
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Do you guys ever think about how you could pretty easily kill someone right where you are while you're outside?

Not a mass shooting, I mean just killing someone who's right near you.

FBI feel free to share your thoughts on this too
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I'm a happy individual.
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>>25731200
no ur not, we all see thru the facade
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>>25731273
tell me what u see, all-seeing man
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posting in epig thread
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>>25727070
News shill bls leave & never come back again
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ABC ABC ABC ABC ABC ABC
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>>25731401
>vid is 4:32
>post is 16:45:46

Nice try faggot
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NOTICE ME CNN!!!
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>>25731316
i c a man inside a shell of another man. the outer man knows not the deep existential crisis the inner man is in. the inner man holds limitless resentment for the outerman and his banal self affirmations. "life is good" says outerman. "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" screams the inner man. and the cycle continues more or less like this until he one day finds himself with a rifle amid a pile of strewn out corpses in a bloodied hallway. the sirens are blasting and he feels foolish for the very first time. then the guilt comes. he deepthroats the barrel and pulls the trigger
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It's been 3 hours and 51 minutes. Did anything happen?
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>>25731488
>until he one day finds himself with a rifle amid a pile of strewn out corpses in a bloodied hallway. the sirens are blasting and he feels foolish for the very first time. then the guilt comes. he deepthroats the barrel and pulls the trigger

wew, just wew
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FBI

Must reeeeeeeeeeeeead ttttttttt hhhh is for his joooooojoooooooooooooooo /b/
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Hi my names Jimmy Hans please notice me.

Also Donald Trump 2016. Also hi mom.
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>>25731522
No, jesus christ. Fuck you OP, and fuck all you morons commenting past the 20th comment
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I think most of you guys are all right
tomorrow please go to fuck yourselves
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>>25727305
Killgrave, pls go
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZxFgRk4u9M

who is this 4chan?
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>>25731648

He's a hacker that uses the grinch wearing a mask holding a gun as his profile picture.
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For the Archive, Schylar Salazar enjoys penis
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apology for poor english

when were you when op is fag

i was sat at home pocketing my hots when freg ring

'op is fag'

'no shit'
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ITS HAPPENING FAGGOTS
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>>25731809
RISE BROTHERS NOW IS THE TIME
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>>25731809
that was a few years ago some faggot shot up the FSU library with a pistol

kys
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>>25731809
yeah right, because they know right away what happened and even what the shooter's name is.
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>>25731809
A 3D gf will come to you this year but only if you post RIP Myron
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>>25731809
I don't see an article coming up in the search, bucko. Nice try.
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>>25731921
Retire in pepperonis, dearest Myron
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Oh look, it's this thread again. Surely it will be real this time around!
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There's literally always fucked up shit going on in Florida. I don't need a robot to tell me what everyone knows.
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>>25727070god speedaroni macaronigggggg
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>>25727653
B-but.. He betrayed them..
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>>25731809
You're a massive loser for editing an articles date to rouse a few anons.
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>>25728463
You have drugs in Sarasota? How tho?
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>>25731809
heh. nice.
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