What is THE worst thing thats happened to you?

I was born.

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this board

fml

>>25725763
Why did you capitalize the?

>>25725774
>>25725782
>bawww wah muh first world problems

You faggots dont know true suffering

>>25725806

>le first world problems memay

Literal Reddit.

>>25725806

this guy knows what's up. a nigerian warlord kidnapped, raped, and killed my entire family, video'd it, and sent the video to me

discovering 4chan

>>25725806
truthly it was me being raped by my father for several years

hows that for first world problems faggot?

I lost $1200 once in a scam

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>>25725806

Reddit go home. REEEEEEEEE

>>25725782
You were the worst thing to happen to this board at one point

used to be under the delusion that video games were more important than school, guess i paid the fucking price cos her i am unemployed on 4chan

>>25725856
can you upload it for us anon-sama?

>>25725872
I doubt that ever happened

>>25725835
>le muh depression cus no gf

End yourself you pathetic faggot

>>25725856
suuuuure he did

Some people actually liked me

Fell in love with someone i had no chance with but also didn't have the balls to leave her alone and get over it. hurt like a bitch

>>25726009
I tried to pretend it didnt most days, but in the end it doesnt even matter.

>>25725887
That's the worst thing that's ever happened to you? Seriously? LMAO

I spent about $1000.00 at a strip club once, it sucked the next morning but it wasn't world shattering.

>>25726080
You should do better things with your time than lying on the internet.

>>25726080
Bullshit, describe in detail what happened.

>>25726183
I really should. Internet is bad news bears.

>>25726189
In detail?
Told me I was going to be a future model. He said I needed to take nude photos, and he would send them to the agency and one day I would be famous. It just started out with photos, first clothed, then unclothed. Then eventrully he and my mother werent doing good together. he said he needed love that he was getting from mom. he said i needed to do her job since she wasnt doing it. i wanted to do whatever to make him happy. i took the place as my mom in sexual encounters. it started slow.

im still confused to this day what to feel.

Watched my mother die

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>>25726242

And now you're a tripfag on a degenerate site.

Must've fucked you gooood.

>>25726242
Lol why would he want to have sex with a little boy?

>>25726242
Sounds hot.

original comment, do not steal.

>>25726277
Im not quite sure if what i am today is caused by what he did before or if i was always going to turn out this way anyway.

so i cant reall blame him.

>>25726327
>dad rapes me
>so I became a girl

>>25726375
sex does not equal gender.

you can be of one sex, and be one of the other gender.

>>25726459
Lol what the fuck do you mean?

>>25726519
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/232363.php

fuckin dumbass

>>25726459
Not this meme again.

>>25725763
One off from getting quints

>>25726534
It doesnt say you should act and dress like a girl if youre a boy lmao

>>25726683
>should

I'm not doing it because I 'should', Im doing it because it makes ME feel better.

i dont gie a fuck about you

>>25726710
Lol why does it make you feel better?

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>>25725763
picture related

that, videogames, and pharmaceutical drugs

fucking spoiled me

off to play catch up

>>25726733
lol lmao yo bruh dude that's FUNNY dude lol lamo bro lol lol ol yo u funy dude LMAO

fucking idiot

some guy once told me that a pepe that i drew sucked
i live a very sheltered life

>>25726242
>im still confused to this day what to feel.

And this is why women suck.

>>25726617
everyday til you like it, faggot

Two immediate family members died within a short time of eachother.

>>25726847
Everything that faggot says IS funny. Just want to get that point across, notice how he didnt want to answer my last question? Implying you arent him with the trip off

>>25726000
Trips means that it is now obligatory for him to do it

getting banned from this board

>>25726847
>implying mentally ill attention whores aren't funny

You're a fucking loser familian

>>25725763
getting nicknamed at hs

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Either people here are too scared of actually posting what made them end up on here.

Or this board is full of self loathing sheltered homos who haven't had a legitimately tough day ever

Went to rehab, went to jail

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>>25727065
>self loathing sheltered homos who haven't had a legitimately tough day ever
>implying that won't lead a man to ruin if he doesn't work hard

>>25726795
I never even smoked weed and this is what happened to me.

I felt in love with a woman I was having an affair with, and knowing she was also with other guys.


She ended up disappearing, never answering my calls, probably the easiest-cheapest way to deal with a situation such as a "breakup" (We weren't even dating)


But thinking about it, there's many things I save from that affair. We had fun, we fucked everywhere. And since the first time I kissed her, I knew she was melting. She would probably end up with me if it wasn't because she was way too busy having problems with her parents and looking at herself through the reflection of that little mirror to snort coke she had on the dinner table.


Oh, I also left that affair with an STD

Accused of rape. Had to plead out, but not a sex offender at least

>>25727420
Why would you have to plead out if you didnt do it? Did you do time?

>>25727513

You really want to go to trial? It was almost dropped until a bunch of her friends kept petitioning the courthouse.

Did !!!!! 15 days! !!!!! Oh god! In county jail, and had to take a class c felony, but I was facing like 15 years, and they had TONS OF RANDOM people I had never heard of ready to testify.

Figured best option was to plead out, attorney agreed.

>>25725969
What a fucking retard
>tfw play video games all day every day
>tfw $500 rent
>$9.21/hr job

Lmfao

OC

>be me
>smoke weed out of bong in my bedroom often
>as smoke passes through my mouth into my lungs, saliva begins to pool in my mouth
>hate swallowing this shit so I spit it into a glass
>be on day 4 or so of being blazed at all waking moments
>spit glass is now about half full and has shit growing inside it like a fuckin petri dish
>absolutely disgusted by this foul concoction but too stoned/lazy to empty/clean glass
>later that day
>sitting at PC smoking and watching youtube videos
>have glass of actual, drinkable, non-biological weapon tier water
>video too interesting to look away from
>reach for glass of water without looking
>proceed to swallow a mouthful of this atrocious devil semen by accident
>2secondslater.jpg
>OHGODNO
>experience a level of disgust that only facial abuse crew members have ever known
>gag reflex enters hyperdrive
>sprint to bathroom, knocking shit all over the place as I try to withhold the power of every fibre in my body wanting to puke
>make it to the bathroom sink with relatively low spillage
>proceed to vomit about 50 times (no joke)
>theres nothing left in my stomach but im still vomiting
>stomach acid begins to be sent up
>dry heaving and puking up stomach acid, my face is redder than rich pianas ball sack
>tears streaming down my cheeks
>in this moment, I knew only suffering
>finish throwing up after what feels like an eternity
>immediately go to my room and pick up that fucking spit glass with a tissue
>go out the back and throw that shit as far as I fucking can, landing in someones backyard probably, i could not have gave less of a fuck
>shudder
>wipe tears from my eyes
>so this is what it feels like to be raped
>light up a cigarette and sit on the ground, I feel nothing anymore
>my will to live disappeared just like that
>Joy was only a word to me for the rest of that day, A word of which I had no concept
>fin.

TLDR; swallow, don't spit.

got sent to foster care

tinnitus

Raped for 5 years by my mothers father, while his wife held me down
Ended when my colon was perforated and I almost died, ended up with a permanent ostomy
They went to jail and my mother lost custody of me, she knew it was happening but didn't care
Went into foster care, foster parents were religious fanatics and beat the hell out of me, since I was molested that made me a faggot and I needed to have evil beaten out of me
I told my caseworker and ended up with a gay couple, they were/are great and I consider them to be my only parents
I still want to kill my mother and grandparents, but I understand that if I did, I would be no better then them

Pretty much early childhood
>starving for 3-4 days out of the week, barely one full meal on the rest
>no electricity, running water or even a toilet in the house
>war so couldn't light candles at night
>father almost killed
>mother shot
>alone, nearly died myself on two occasions
>fondest memories are of collecting mushrooms out of a fucking forest so we could eat
>seeing my dad go to war
>seeing my mother after being shot

And I wasn't even in Africa or middle east.

Fuck my shit up, senpai.

>>25727582
Pleading is essentially admitting guilt. What did you plead to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc

I tried to kill myself by getting hit by a car when i was 13
I woke up in hospital
I went back to school, nobody helped me through it, I got bullied
Developed post traumatic stress disorder
Still nobody helped me
Started self harm and developed depression and anxiety
Shut myself in from society/friends
Been alcoholic since 14 and smoked since 13
Tried to kill myself twice after that

I'm gonna try again soon

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>>25725806
so if someone is hungry his feeling of hunger is invalid because theres somewhere in the history of the world someone that was even more hungry?? nice logic you fucking faggot

>>25727761
sux, glad you got a better home.

so....you gay now or what?

>>25727761
sure you would still be better than them. kill them if you get the chance. it will make you feel great, not even lying pham

>>25727835
i know them feels. good luck next time anon.

>>25726242
>replying to this bait
sasuga, neo-/r9k/

>>25727065
What if you're both?

>>25727825

Oy m8, you fink I ever made a statement? I was never arrested until sentencing. The first thing I did when the detective called me, was contact an attorney and give him the detective's number.
Class c felony assault.

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Probably having my testicles crushed and removed at age 13 subsequently going through puberty without them. Even with the necessary meds to make up for the lack of them I still turned out like a feminine bitch.

best friend died of cancer a couple years ago. only person i've ever known who I could be really comfortable around. my life has been meaningless ever since

>>25727816
where was it then?

i was murdered and set on fire

i was too retarded, so Hell sent me back as a ghost

>>25728785
Probably eastern Europe like Balkan or something like that.

>>25728251
Pics please

Are you a twink?

>>25728875
Yeah, a picture is not gonna happen. Last thing I want is a bunch of weird ass dudes on the internet jerking off to me pretending I'm their "cutie trap gf". I've seen how obsessive you fucks get.

>>25729034
Aw ok fair enough anon. I wish I could hug you all day and night. I bet your cutie lol

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>>25728251
>Probably having my testicles crushed and removed at age 13
eeeeEEEEYYAHHK?

>>25725872
Details please.

blox

I still haven't found a suitable woman to stick my increasingly soft penis in after 25 years of trying. And age is making me funny in teh head. People avoid me. I stare.

>>25727708
Dude weed lamo.

kidney stones. that shit fucking HURTS.

>>25728785
just another day in detroit.

Got diagnosed with chronic costochondritis (makes the cartilage between your ribs inflame). Continued to get worse for 3 years until the flare ups were so bad that I couldn't even sleep. No position was comfortable. I couldn't stand up without feeling like I'd been hit with a bat, and if I ate anything I'd get waves of cramps going up my chest. It was horrible, I felt like I was being crushed constantly. I'd scratch the skin off my arms just so I could concentrate on a different pain. When the flare up ended it would take a month to recover, and then it would flare up again. I didn't see any point in living.

It's been just over a year since my last proper flare up. 3 days ago I got diagnosed with hypothyroidism. fml.

>>25725763

I would never talk about it. Frankly I'm amazed it didn't cause me significant trouble.

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>doing engineering apprenticeship
>study on other side of country for a year
>then work abroad
>only time parents said they're proud of me
>get to travel
>chad from school says he's jealous
>manlet Indian in charge of my field training refuses to sign off my training book cos he doesnt like me, im actually good at the job
>get home and called to company office
>female boss "i've never seen a training book as bad as this. I think its time we called it a day, anon"
>"please don't , i only have this job, i dont have any friends, i don't have a life i havn't even had sex and i'm in my early twenties"
>spend next year on dole
.spend saving on depression snacks, alcohol, clothes, etc
>get job at mcdonalds
>every day is a grind

Basically this last year is the worst things thats happened to me

When I realized I have a micropenis.

>>25731868
post pics please
some people are into that anon

My own therapist saying I shouldn't come back.

>>25732009
Sorry, I'm not homosex.

>>25732103
that doesnt matter anon
i could be a girl
just pretend i am and post it

genital mutilation

>>25725806
I want reddit to leave and I want them to leave now

>>25732066
Hah, same thing happened to me
> you don't want to change blah blah blah
fuck u bitch

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Psychelics drugs' induced depression.
Lasted two years, thinking about killing myself.
Now it's ok

>>25725806

>waiter spits in my food
>complain
>waiter say you dont get to complain as he shit in another persons food and you have it better

fuck off reddit. You're not better than anyone

Got beaten with a length of pipe by Chad in high school. Most of what he did healed but I still have a very obvious limp.

>>25732540
what happened to chad?

>>25732622
Nothing. It was in a parking lot along the route I took to walk home. He had his friends with him, so even if they'd been caught, they would have done what they always did. Lied about it to cover each other's asses. I remember the same guy beating the shit out of me in elementary school and having one of his friends who was home sick that day claim I started it. They still took his side.

Getting cucked

>>25732672

It's probably been long enough for you to track him down and murder him and the police won't be able to make the connection.

>>25732807
As satisfying as that would be, I'm kind of just hoping someone else does it. Maybe he goes to buy drugs and gets stabbed or dies of a heart attack while jerking off to child porn or something. It would have to be something that sullies his memory for the normies.

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Almost lost my dad and lost my left eye in a car accident at age 8, a giant shard of glass impaled my eye damaging it completely and my old man was stuck in hospital for months through general head damage.
We were in the same hospital and I always had genuine fear seeing doctors walking to and from his bed, hoping it wasn't bad news.
When I got back to school, I was called names, known as a cyclops freak and people fucked with me because of my newly acquired lack of depth perception by shit like throwing stuff at me/scaring me on my blind side all the way to the end of secondary school. So pair that with fear of losing a parent at the time and my life was broken harshly at one of its more fragile states.

>>25728233
So what did you do to make her say you raped her?

>>25732956
I know people are often mean-spirited but I don't really understand how people can be that nasty. How can you lack that level of empathy?

>>25732956
Aye matey but at least now you can be that badass one eyed dude

>>25728251
how did that happen? can we get a picture that only shows what it looks like now? do you every worry about not having kids?

not even gay, but you sound interesting anon

>>25732264
we're gonna need pics anon

>>25733066
Kids can be pretty sociopathic.

>>25733066
What the fuck kind of rock did you grow up on, kids are fucking evil.

the realization that I'm a 23yo male with14.5cm wrist circumference

>>25733464
there are people whose dicks are thicker than your wrist

>>25733425
I wasnt evil as a kid

Went to family to Disney World when I was 4

I was molested by Donald Duck

>>25733066
many young adolescents have nigger tier IQ's

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>>25725763

when the doctors revived me after i died in the OR

fucking fagets