>tfw testicular cancer

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>>25724998
That's not good anon.What are you gonna do about that?

>>25724998
you are lucky

now just let the cancer spread and you'll have a free ticket off this piece of shit planet

You don't have testicular cancer anon. Stop googling your symptoms.

>>25724998
Sell your testicles, anon!

you only need one. even if you lost both, you could still get a once a week testosterone injection

>>25725049
I'd be willing to buy anon. I need a pair to keep in my purse

>>25724998

If true, it is one of the most curable cancers, though I am sorry you have to suffer with the anxiety of it.

Based Nigel got through it, you will too anon.

haha u suck dummy

>>25724998
Dont worry thats completly natural.
Your body is trying to get rid of things which have never nor will be used thus serve no purpose to keep into future.

>>25724998
they're gonna chop your nuts off bro xD

Testicular is pretty ez mode as far as cancer goes.

Your junk works just as well with only one nut and even then it doesn't need to go that far.

They take a sperm sample before fucking around with knives and radiation anyways, meaning that once artificial wombs become a thing, you'll have some fresh seed waiting in a bank.

>he fell for the no fap meme
>2016
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