>dad yells at me for keeping the thermostat high >dontcha

>>25720217
>weather gets cold
>ITS CALLED CLIMATE CHANGE ANON
>weather gets warm
>SEE? GLOBAL WARMING!!

>>25720217

climate change is real, you're the retard

>>25720249
Yea the climate does change, weird right

>dad yells when I waste his money on keeping the heat up high
>I don't do anything but sit on my ass and make him spend money
>I will pretend he yells because he is stupid and not because I put the heating/gas bill through the roof
- OP

>>25720249
It's a fucking scam by Al Gore and the dems.

>>25720291
Fuck off normalfaggot
He chose to bring me into this shitty life so I'm going to make his life as shitty as possible too

>>25720217
Did your pep pep bring home tendies at least?? Reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>25720477
Mummy runs the tends department retard

>>25720499
>implying parents together

>>25720249
If you're referring to "Global Warming," I hope you know that Al Gore and involved organizations exaggerated their stats. Obviously pumping chemicals into our atmosphere at a rapid rate can't be good, but thinking it's going to kill us all in the immediate future is just falling into a horrible trap. Politicians can very easy use climate change as a tool to gain more power, as people will give up their freedoms when scared, often times. I'm not asking you to completely deny it, but always, always be skeptical of what you hear, and do your own research rather than relying on government-funded angenices.

>>25720552
>easy
*easily

>>25720408
>be dad
>lives a great life
>still wants children
>gets child
>wants the child to grow up strong, smart and successfull
>...
>WHERE DID IT ALL GO SO WRONG?!?!?!?
>child makes dads life miserable

>>25720217
Nah m8 you're the retard here

http://www.ipcc.ch/report/ar5/wg1/

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>>25720217
He doesn't give a shit about global warming. He just doesn't want to waste money on electricity.

Don't you waste enough of his money, you worthless money-pit of a NEET son?

>>25720552
>Politicians can very easy use climate change as a tool to gain more power, as people will give up their freedoms when scared
Why the fuck would they use climate change when they've got terrorism.

You've already surrendered your privacy and by extension democracy (political manipulation with collected data) and freedom, who the fuck cares if the elites regulate certain types of light-bulbs out of existence so that their descendants don't have to watch their slaves drown when sea-levels rise?

>>25720217
He doesn't give a fuck about the rest of the world, just the energy bill at the end of the month.

The best way to have the heating on is to get your mum and sisters on your side, if the women of the house are cold then it makes my dad put the heating on. Alternately get yourself an electric oil heater, that way you can just heat your bedroom whilst leaving the thermostat alone.

>>25721676
They can use both, though. It should also be mentioned that terrorism is short-term. Climate change is something they can continually spout forever until everyone believes it. Terrorism is certainly being used, but don't let that make you think climate change isn't also used. Al Gore is a prime example, manipulating his statistics to scare everyone into voting for him.

>>25720552
>do your own research rather than relying on government-funded angenices.
You mean read someone elses research that just happens to agree with your preconceived opinion.

>>25720249
Human caused climate change is a meme.
Climate change in general is a fact.

>>25722444
This. The only debate still being had is whether we cause it, or it's natural. Which means can we fix it, or just deal with the consequences. I'm in the fuck trying to stop it, try to adapt to it. Humans love trying to change the world to suit us. How about we prepare ourselves for the world for the world we live in.

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>ask mom to bring me mcdonalds
>she brings burger king

YOU FCKING BITCH I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>25722558
I FUCKING HATE YOU MOM
I FUCKING HATE YOU MOM
I FUCKING HATE YOU MOM
I FUCKING
HATE
YOU
MOM
I FUCKING
HATE
YOOOOOU
FUCKING STUPID BITCH I FUCKING THAT YOU SO MUCH
I FUCKING HATE YOU
I HAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25721676
>They're already using terrorism to gain power, why would they also use global warming?!?!!?!11
You're a genius, really. They can't possibly be lying about 2 things to gain power. They're just promoting climate change because they really care about the planet.

>>25722558
burger king is more expensive and has fewer nigger employees, she cares about you.

>>25722558
Thanks mom for going out of your way to get me food. I recommend mcdonalds next time, to help save you some money since burgerking is sort've overpriced.

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>>25722535
yeah it's def not man made

>tfw mom spends all the milk i need for my caffe when i wake up in 2,30pm
I swear of god im going to kill you one day ,reeeeeeeee

>>25723072
nice meme graph

>>25723072
My point was I don't care if it is or isn't man made. Instead of wasting money debating and/ or trying to stop it, invest time and energy to deal adapt to it or space travel so we can

OP you are seriously fucking retarded thank god you will never have any impact on anything of value, ever

kill yourself goddamnit

>>25724813
al gore pls

>>25720217
parents having to keep you warm is out of their pocket. go get a fucking job and cuntribute.

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>>25720217
Congrats on the replies op. Well played.

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>>25723072
Time to throw up random charts to look intelligent, eh

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>>25720552
>>25721676

From The Club of Romes "The First Global Revolution,

It states staging terrorism and introducing the threat of climate change as a change agent to further globalize the world.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Club_of_Rome

They are just one NGO Think tank that believes this. There are hundreds that believe the same and have infinite resources to convince the masses.

This was written in the 90's. What are our biggest worries in the west now? "Terrorism" and "Climate Change".

You live through a script. Everything is carefully crafted decades before it happens.

>chemistry major
>in class whenever climate change is brought up it isn't even debated, it's a known fact that it's happening.
>meanwhile everyone else in the world is acting like a fucking retard trying to debate experimental evidence

Robots, once again, proving themselves to be fucking retarded.