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Has anyone of you tried summoning a Succubus? I've heard, that every time you ejaculate in your sleep a Succubus is responsible for it.
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>>25719489
>tfw have never ejaculated in my sleep
>tfw even succubi want nothing to do with me
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>>25719499
Just don't fap for a few weeks.
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>>25719532
>a few weeks
Impossible. Best I can do is a few days
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>>25719499
You just don't have to fap for a week or so. After that your sexual urge is so big, that you subconciously summon a Succubus.
But real talk: It's not that great.
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>>25719489
No, that's caused mostly by masturbating to pornography. You're conditioning yourself to getting off to something that isn't there, trading in masculine virtue for empty pleasure.

This can happen in your dreams too, even when you stop jerking off and cut porn out of your life..
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>>25719647
>I would jizz in my sleep before i ever watched porn or jerked off

Fuck off.
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>>25719722
>let's explain mental illness in detail without providing any solutions!

no, I learned my lesson.
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>>25719821
It's not a mental illness fucktard, you jizz in your sleep after not having a wank for awhile so your old jizz can be replaced with fresh.
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>>25719916
Why don't you google male reproductive system. Semen formation. Testicle functions etc before you talk shit. There's no such thing as old jizz. It's old sperm and they're recycled.
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When I was twelve I made a deal with an incubus. I don't know if I would recommend it to other people but I haven't been totally disappointed. It was a lot worse when I was a kid, now that I'm an adult things are easier.
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>>25719916
you don't understand.

it's not the nocturnal emission, but getting off to the feeling of worthlessness.

don't. do. that. is what i'm saying.
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>>25719971
I'd rather just watch some porn than read about dicks, you gay cucktard.
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>>25720036
why not try, "frustration aggression hypothesis," mr. porn scholar.
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>>25719972
what the actual fuck am I reading
fuck it I'm going to ask what the deal is
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>>25719489
I'm a succubus expert ask me anything
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>>25720078
I made the deal as a kid so it's kind of wonky. It was around the time I had my first period, apparently they like that.

Mainly he's responsible for keeping me company or helping me make friends, but I'm not allowed to fall in love with anyone or have sex with anyone but him. He clearly wants to get me pregnant but it hasn't happened and probably never will happen at this point, I might just not be able to have kids. So in some ways I'm kind of winning this agreement. The downside is that he's very aggressive during sex and I have to hide bite marks and claw marks occasionally.

He's pretty good company. It's hard to say because I've known him for more than a decade now but I don't really get to know anything about his life. So we mostly talk about books if he isn't fucking me.

>>25720095
I'm curious how your experiences will have been different than mine
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>>25720134
Oh fuck to /x/ with your stupid fantasy crap, we don't want it here.

That goes for you too OP. Encouraging this faggot writers.
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>>25720134
I'm the succubus expert and this reeks of horse shit to be honest senpai.
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>>25720036
Confirmed retarded top lel
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>>25720134
Nigga, that's crepepypasta tier level of shit writing.
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I had a dream a while ago about a succubus

>be naked in a lovely ornamental garden during the day that I just know is in ancient greece
>some winged figure similar to the cgi red dragon from hannibal is stalking me but I cant get a good look at it as it's always darting behind pillars
>run down to a pond because I'm holding a picture of my family that got blood on it and I want to clean it (freudian interpretations welcome)
>the picture wont pierce the surface of the water but I notice a naked female figure rising up from the middle of the pond onto a stone
>it's a demonic Kate Mara who's bat like wings fold into her back and disappear
>I'm really scared but I can't help but start to get hard
>she notices and laughs and says "and that's why I'll always have power over men"
>she walks across the water towards me and I try to run away but when I turn around she's in front of me
>she grabs my boner and pulls upwards on it while saying she loves corrupting virgins like me and she'll make me her servant in the underworld for eternity
>shes almost going to tear my cock off but she grabs me by the throat with her other hand and lifts me off my feet as high as I can go
>starts jerking me off as I try and fail to get loose
>she tells me soon enough I'll do anything she wants and I'll rape whoever she tells me to
>I cum all over her tits while still suspended several feet off of the ground by her and my fag body starts humping my covers in my sleep which wakes me up

is my soul safe?
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>>25719647

Actually it's caused by NOT jerking off because your body is going to ejaculate one way or another.

Source: having never had a nocturnal emission before going to prison because I didn't want to be jerking off with a possibly rapey dude sleeping 5 feet above me.

So as always take the broscience back to reddit.
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