>tfw masculine bearmode
>women ignore me while traps want me to violate them
this is not the world Zyzz promised me
all i wanted was a qt gf
i really have no idea, even on dating sites i don't get many matches from actual girls
it's really disorienting
and the problem is they act way girlier than girls, sometimes you can't tell until they tell you themselves.
>what's the secret anon
Traps usually have daddy issues, even if big muscly men don't represent their dad in anyway, they come off like a strong willed, strict, and extremely dominant person, which is a good replacement for daddy.
Do you go to dance clubs and raves shirtless and attention whore like Zyzz?
I doubt you do.
I'm skelly and respected.
I dress well and go for the anorexia abs. It's like otter mode and heroin chic had a baby. It's crack for qt hipster girls. Waifish thin like all their metrohomo idols, except I have defined arms, shoulders, and back like a man. Le so quirky accessories like bow ties and ironic ties or cufflinks and brightly colored socks for fun, but smart casual dress with slacks, shirt, and jacket. It's almost 3ez.
A big thing with hipsters is consumerism. Perhaps more than any other subculture they are defined by their spending habits. An easy cheat sheet is obscure shit is good, old obscure shit is better. Eat organic and other meme whole foods, avoid processed. To save money buy real food and just call it organic or heirloom. The farmers market doesn't put stickers on their shit so bring it in a basket of paper bag and they'll believe you. Hipster coffee is actually pretty based. Cold brew is delicious served hot, cold, or iced, with or without cream and sugar. I date to say it but I prefer it to my French press now. Finally you have beer. Used to you just grab whatever isn't bud or coors. Pbr is losing acceptability, and you have fake microbrews like blue moon and those weird budweisers with the numbers. Drinking one of these in public is a graver sin than drinking a bud lite. Hipsters are usually cool but they will call you out on the wrong beer choices.