Can I hear everyone's lottery plans? I'm gonna fuck

My plan is to keep my two dollars instead of being a chump.

>>25716971
I honestly believe that if I win it would fix all my problems. My depression, anxiety, and robot problemso will go away. Money could fix everything.

>>25716991
Yeah...fuck 1 billion dollars, I could turn everything around if I had just 10,000 right now.

>>25716971
Buy a gigantic chunk of land in the middle of nowhere.

Fence it in.

Buy a bunch of seemingly innocuous electronics

Bunch of guns

Rig up autoturrets to defend land

Masturbate 24/7 until I die in absolute peace.

I'll buy a penthouse in LA and rape underage waifus.

>>25716971
If I won that shit I'd get fixes for my and my mom's teeth, buy a new monitor, buy some clothes because I've been wearing the same t-shirts since high school, buy a new bicycle, then invest some of it and keep the rest in checking and savings accounts so that I don't have to be poor or work until I'm done with university.

I would seriously pay porn stars to suck my dick and film it and release it. You realize with a billion dollars nearly any porn star could be yours?

>>25716971
If I won, I would honestly donate 95% of it for artificial intelligence research.

>>25717047

>not paying Alexis Texas to give you a buttjob
>giving the money away
>ree

>>25716971
literally every american is playing that shitty lottery
>Playing lottery in america, the land of the rigged
ayy stupid fucks

buy a farm
travel a world abit

>>25717022
This! except i would put solarpanels and other shit outside to have my shit powered. fuck everyone else then

If I won, I'd probably give most/all of it to my dad
he deserves it after years of being leeched off of by my gold digger mom
I'd only need $30000 of it honestly

nice cars, nice clothes, nice houses

maybe then i could feel confident enough to go after that artsy high fashion qt i crushed on for like 4 years.

but her dad is rumored to be in the mafia (seriously), so even if i ever do get a date with her, it's like "oh my god if i fuck up..."

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publicly give away all of it aside from ~500,000 (?)

that way i will not be a target and still have dosh

also if you believe in karma you got that going too

>>25716971
I would buy a doll harem of my waifus.
I would dress them up and have a tea party.
I wouldn't fuck them tho.
I'm not even 'murrican

Leave a huge chunk of cash for my family

fuck off and buy a huge plot of land in fuckall, CO and build a dream house for me and my bf

Be a money angel and gift random needy people thousands of dollars for no reason other than making myself feel good

donate millions to cancer research because f u c k c a n c e r

live extravagantly for the rest of my life

>>25716971
Burn half of the winnings on live T.V., go done in history as "Supreme Bastard of Earth".

Live quietly off the rest as a middle-class NEET

>>25716971
first thing is pay off all my credit cards i used to buy the tickets, then probably buy a few anime figures and eat at subway every meal

give a shit ton to my family. Build a house up in the fucking mountains or something where i dont have to see anyone. Die peacefully

I would propose to my high school crush and then help her raise her kids

>>25718718
>insecure robot going after mafiosi's daughter

This could be a movie. A not-so-good one from the '90s, but a movie nonetheless.

start supporting the republican party

>>25716984
This desu flimfam.

Too low an odd and let's face it, I'd be fucked over for the rest of my life if I won. I'd probably donate it mostly to MRA endeavors anyhow.

Go full Gatsby. I'd throw lavish sexy parties at my big house where I'd stay holed up in my room, only interacting with a chosen few. I'd like to see first hand how people treat me differently when I'm rich.

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>>25716971

Buy a compound out in the desert and some guns and vehicles and a dog and a crate of whiskey and probably like a pound of wax and ten pounds of weed and a new computer and some gold bullion because BUY MUH FILTERS.

The rest would be invested and I'd just pretend it hardly exists.

Then I'd spend my days honing my fiction writing skills as well as starting up a game studio for my friends and I to develop the games we've always wanted to make at.

Also probably donate like 10 mil to the local patriot militia and 10 mil to the local sheriffs' department so that way when the civil war starts I can watch them duke it out from the comfort of my compound. In all likelihood though they'd team up against the Fed government as well and help maintain border security.

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it's all going on VR waifu research

>>25716971

>tfw you don't live in the US and can't be part of this meme

I have always wanted to start a techno club.

So I'd buy a nice large concrete warehouse with lots of back rooms, decorated with LED's, strobe lights industrial machinery and all kinds of schway shit. The bar would be rich in pretty much anything you could ever want, exotic friggin flavors and weird shit no one has ever seen before.

Shit will be so cash

>>25716971

I'd get braces, get physical therapy and massages for my legs and feet, I'd buy my dad a house next to his current shit house that isn't fit for living in, but he won't sell.

I'd buy a new Subaru, and I'd buy a bitching ranch/house in Montana or Colorado for me and my SO, I'd throw us a nice wedding at our ranch. I'd get them a new car too. I'd like a dog. We could have so many dogs.

I'd get custom made ice skates to fit my stupid, broken feet after I'm done with physical therapy. I'd love to not have my feet go completely numb and feel like my ankles and knees are made of dust while exercising or skating.

I'd build schools in the neighborhood I grew up in, which is severely underfunded. They need a school to teach ESL, and I'd also build a bitching charter school, staffed with the best teachers money can buy. I'd probably build many schools. And have scholarship programs.

I'll buy my way into a movie too. If will Smith can do it for his son, then I can do it for myself.

Take a huge chunk of it $300 million or so), and put it into an interest bearing account. Even at 5% interest that's $15 million a year. Start a charitable foundation, and donate the interest every year to worthy causes, never touch the principal so it will fund itself.

Apart from that, get my parents a new house, a new house for my gf's father and brother, as well as accounts that they can draw on for expenses. I'd also set up another account for college tuition for my nephews and cousins (I have a large family), so they would never have to worry about student loans like I have to (67k left to go).

Option 1:Use the money to acquire illegal military weapons,like either a tank with functioning weaponry,a jet if I win that much money,or maybe just god-tier powered exoskeleton/body armor and a G36C assault rifle with a grenade launcher,bayonett and other tacticool accessories and some decent tier revolver and just go on a massacre,claiming a shitton of lives and spreading the robot ideology.Or buy a Kuratas unit and modify it for military use myself using illegally bought weaponry.I`ll also have to change the armor and improve the engine.Also install a cockpit sound system so I can listen to j-pop while murdering everyone in the name of the Rodge.
Option 2:Make my shitty hereditary apartment into the ultimate neckbeard den,and make my battlestation into a 360 MS cockpit.Then use the rest to pay talented people to make my self-fellatio fanfiction into an ONA or at least a bunch of cool high-tier production drawings.

probably just sit around all day and play vidya
bunch of fucking normie shits in this thread

>>25716971
>playing the chancy Jew
Despite the powerball website saying you have a 1 in 300 million chance of winning, the odds are way longer.

There are 5 white balls, numbered one through sixty nine, and the numbers don't repeat. Then, there's the red powerball, which can be one through twenty nine.

69*68*67*66*65 (possible combinations for each white ball) multiplied again by 29 for the powerball, gives 39,110,025,240 possible combinations.

I'm going to write that out.
You have to pick the one right string of numbers out of thirty nine billion, one hundred and ten million, twenty five thousand two hundred and forty.

We already lost the genetic lottery, and you're buying tickets to this one?

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>>25720151
>We
Speak for yourself, fagget

Pay off small debts that I have. Help some friends out, help my immediate family out (none of that cousins 18times removed shit). Buy house and car. Buy smaller items. Invest the rest and live off of the interest. I would also start a charity that gives out scholarships. I would still finish my degree and work.