Can a femanon please vocaroo "It's okay, Danny.It will

>>25714368
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AIeTDbMS80

>>25715151
C-can you say
"Jared is a huge faggot" for me? Please?

>>25715270
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I7uDKkBraW

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LKlp4fOyeA
on the internet everyone is a girl

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06tM5nZrozg

No but I can make a decent Kylo Ren impression

>>25714368
Hope you feel better.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HJJuTBUXcm

>>25715532
Can you say the same thing but say Jaden instead? I'd cherish it more than op

>pretending to be a girl on the internet
>e-boyfriend danny needs reassurance that I'm a g.i.r.l ;)
>look for fat femanon to vocaroo for me on r9k

It's okay, OP. I basically do the same thing but I make my little sister say stuff for me online girl persona instead.

>>25714368
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W1Pca6nAV8

>>25715270
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06NKsbOuMcY

>>25715532
a bit more emotion. you sound like you're talking to some kid that pissed himself...
Just listen to the letter Scene from Silent Hill 2 OP. fembots don't have real emotions like paid voiceactress Monica Horgan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tl2xZKpHWU

>>25715532
how old are you? your voice sounds kind of motherly for some reason

>>25715598
Not Op or Jared, but i definetly feel better after this. thanks anon.

>>25715650
no worries cunt

Here you go OP, hope you appreciate it http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nTdQvOA8d9

>>25716089
Awwwwww thats so sweet.

>>25716089
god please no

>>25716089
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1szl26wN68j

>>25716089

GODDAMN ROASTIE WHORES

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C-Can a fembot record me:

"Et tu, brute?"

thanks

>>25714368
I notice now I misread the phrase you wanted but here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SZtyA4iXFi

>>25716268
Yeah nah, this is a guy.

>>25716225
I second this notion. Awaiting to see who has the best voice changer.

>>25716225
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cRif2vcJuM

>>25716289
Wrong

>>25716268
It sound like a older lady, what's going on senpai?

>>25716367
Stop using "senpai" you animefaggot.

>>25716367
I speak from a lower pitch than native English speakers. It's common in my country

>>25716414
How about fampai instead?

Could a kind femanon say "Take care Angus, it's gonna work out." Please.

>>25716542
well since I'm here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S4MVflCyQo

females please tell your microphone to me the says "sal your a cute man boy for me"

>>25716796
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rPlvZ9sbur

>>25716835
wtf is this your stupd fucking head

>>25716835
How touching and inspiring ;_;

>>25716796
here anon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1em86VjCAHB

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>>25717372
love you femanon

I'm definitely a cute grill believe me

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rt6dTFZdu6

>>25717395
you're very welcome.
(muted for non-original comments, wtf? Am I supposed to start telling stories, or what?)

>>25715270
TFW MY FRIEND JARED DIED TODAY IN A MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT
FUCK YOU

>>25717372
holy wow your voice is amazing
id marry you if you were into trans girls but you most likely arent

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can someone vocaroo "hi i'm roger ebert, and i have got to say that your cock is two thumbs WAY UP!"

I wanna fap

>>25717907
O-oh thank you. Not into girls, trans or otherwise, but have this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TnzCk5Phsg

>>25716542

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ySuyxE9E0T

>>25716333
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cRif2vcJuM
this sounds like you really are italian

>>25717985
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ysTxVjrJFK

Can a femanon vocaroo: "you fucking amateur, you are gonna end up melted by the jews"

>>25718738
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W4Gcv5N3sS

>>25718738
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rBH9z3ufnR

>>25718695
So, successful accent imitation then? I'm not italian, but I can occasionally manage to imitate the accent for short bursts. Same with spanish. I don't speak either language, sadly

>>25718794
Austrian :-)

>>25718738
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YAxNQ883Cr

>>25718827
No :D Do I sound german, what?

>>25718937
haha, amusing.
do it-
: "I'm prettier than Emma Watson, I'm more British than her! I drink tea twice a day for falks sake! Besides, I'm not a dirty feminist!

>>25718794
I speak both , and I can say you imitated the " rrr " perfectly , good job !

>>25718789
>implying that we are not in the third world war
>implying you aren't my British mate that found me over seas
>Implying this won't happen in the next 20 years

>>25719009
an attempt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s086JNCAUTde

>>25718937
Say it with a voice full of poison:
"Jedi, their order is a fading light in the dark,corrupt and arrogant, they must be punished, the jedi shall fall!"

>>25719061
Do you want to hear me butcher either? Find a text and I can read it, you can laugh at my accent (and try to guess where it's from)

>>25719111
we should have these threads more often

>>25719081
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rBH9z3ufnR
We will fight side by side brother

>>25719116
oh shit :D
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11IQgd04Ek9

>>25719081
>We will fight side by side brother
We will fight side by side brother

fml

also, mysterious femanon add me to skype "idontlikehentaisenpai"

Can a femanon please vocaroo "I call my plug on the phone like 'Trust me Danny'"

I promise I'll take it out of town and bring you plenty.

>>25719124
> non ci sara vendetta finche il barone lo dica! Lasciate perdere , se voi non potete neanche assicurare il vostro salvoguardo.

>>25719144
"Bond, I have a mission for you in Burma,please restrain yourself from killing any more Asians, they don't get along with the British government and you know that"

>>25719188
Ayyy lmao I have no idea how the ci should be pronounced but let's see
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BMltrbkhFq

>>25719158
I don't have skype, sadly

>>25719185
You mean both lines, or just until Danny?

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>>25719137
"Go , charge the Zionists without pity! without compassion! They only deserve violence, that's the only language they speak, and they'll be put to sleep."

can a femanon please say
"stop raping/pillaging my safe space you patriarchal scum"

>>25719242
you are funny! imitating foreign languages is difficult because we can't get the tone right, like, we don't know what the fuck he is saying!

>>25719264

Just until Danny

Bonus points if you sing it

>>25719242
Let's try something easier.
>Vieni qui, strrrrooonzoooo

>>25718572
Oh wow didn't even see this until now, it's really pretty
I have to ask cause I'll be kicking myself if I don't but if you're still here do you want to be friends?

>>25718572
what accent is that femanon?

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oOqoKpy30u

>>25714368
Could a femanon say this please?

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin'-race!

>>25719237
how to sound more authoritative, it's a challenge
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1672khg0wl3

>>25719318
>you're still here do you want to be friends?
Ya blew it, HE FUCKING BLEW IT. GO HOME GUYS , HE FUCKED UP, HE LET IT ALL GO DOWN TROUGH THE TOILET, ALL THESE YEARS TRYING,SEARCHING FOR VOCAROO THREADS AND HE JUST COULDN'T GET IT RIGHT, HE HAD TO FUCK IT UP, I'M OUT.

>>25719344
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oOqoKpy30u
neat! I had a good laugh this morning, thanks

>>25719293
>>25719185
singing? But you didn't give a tune.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i1fEPbwNWJ

>>25714368
BRITISH FEMANON PLEASE SAY:
>Master Windu, I take it General Grevious has been destroyed then. I must say, your here sooner than expected
>On behalf of the Jedi Council and the Galactic Republic, you are under arrest
>Are you threatning me master jedi?
>The senate shall decide your fate
>I AM the senate
>Not yet
>Its.. treason then
>ARRRRRRRRRRRGH

>>25719303
It's something really rude, isn't it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NelsaTH7Ez

>>25719351
Well I mean she said she wasn't into girls so we can't be more than friends, plus I was joking about the marry me thing mostly, calm down anon

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s06ase4JZOIG

i hope it makes you feel better :3

Can someone say
"You're a big guy"?
Please, at some times, this meme is the only thing stopping me from ending it all.

>>25719397
haha, yes, it was "come here you little shit!"

>>25719423
>>25719393
go home tv

>>25719406
eggman? is that you? you colossal faggot

>>25719405
You aren't a girl anon, you're a man suffering from delusions.
I hope you get better soon.

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>>25719444
Nice trips. I'm not a fa/tv/irgin, though.

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>>25719397
can you please say

"masz duzego chuja"

>>25719406
The norwegian accent is recognizable anywhere

>>25719326
afafaffaf
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E81FEY8VGU

>>25719318
How so? I don't mind interacting online every now and then but am a dreadful flake and only wasting time here now for having canceled schoolthings

>>25719319
'tis the accent of my people :)

>>25719528
I FUCKING LOVE YOU PAL
Say it slower though, you did a good reading.

>>25719528
>"masz duzego chuja"
Could you please say that?

>>25719393
I'm not British but I assume you meant me?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VbERhHJugP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06Cqm9U7O6g
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VtQ6Ztz9Vk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fSdAeBnWlc
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16L5weHYjcv
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c1tn3qiWm4
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dVBSssoOxu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ICOUXfgX3V
Don't want to shout too loud, the neighbours might wonder

>>25719485
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J7QnV7UvlN
what does it mean :D

>>25719528
Just skype friends, talking and maybe getting to hear you sing some more would be pretty cool

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bcpXb61etq
:)
my name is Nichole

>>25719727
"you have a big dick" XD

can somebody please say "youre a piece of shit David and the world would be a better place if you just fucking killed yourself"

>>25719555
Nice trips but can you vocaroo something for a change too, then?

Pretend to be a supervillain, for example. Or sing something

>>25719827
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wgGIQjJAEU

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>>25719827
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13s39AEliBB

>>25719713
definitely european, thats all ive got

>>25719850
thanks anon

very original comment

>>25717372
I find this recording very hot

Anyone else?

>>25719729
Alas, I don't have skype at all.
but here's another song. Unfortunately it's a christmas one as well, I don't know a lot of songs in English
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S6g5fXDZQA

>>25719868
Yep

>>25719862
That's nice of you, Trump!

>>25719960
th-thanks, I guess?

>>25720125
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S6g5fXDZQA
Nice singing. :D What country are you from?

>>25717372
Y-y- you should say this again only saying Will instead of the other name... Ill cherish it forever...

>>25717785
haha motorcycle-shills BTFO

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>>25720160
N-nordics

>>25720163
What the exact same thing? Room cleaning and all?

>>25720357
Yes please :) it would very much appreciated

>>25715628
Indeed lol i was thinking the same

>>25720382
I hope it's acceptable
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kkvhBWLUKh

>>25720511
My room is actually a bloody mess
Thanks for the motivation:)
Also checked

>>25720545
Heh, you're welcome. I'll bugger off to the shop, till laters, thread

>>25719423
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0guitbJSmlN

>>25720740
nice voice

>>25720868

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yAhMrR4eOE

damn, i thought this kind of threads totally disappeared

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Got my ego boosted and need to get back to earth.

can somebody please say the following

> "You're useless human garbage. Waste of oxygen. Skeleton manlet impotent dicklet. Stop trying to do your shitty "exercises", you will never gain a single gram. You're dumb, can't take care of yourself, no car, living with your parents past expiration date LMAO. Just kill yourself. It'll be better for everyone."

Thanks

>>25721299
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MqrxtLkEYn

>>25721380

oooofff that's some good shit

>>25719713
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dVBSssoOxu
I LOVE YOU
MWAH